On behalf of the people of Greenland, I accept the surrender of the United States of America. As our first act of expanded sovereignty we shall rename your land as “West Greenland”
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Wait?!? We're part of Greenland now???? OMG ITS A DREAM COME TRUE! What I wish I could say anyway.
jun 17, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view
WTF.
jun 17, 2025, 6:13 pm • 0 0 • view
send Trump to guatanamo where he belongs
jun 17, 2025, 4:45 pm • 4 1 • view
😂
jun 18, 2025, 6:12 am • 0 0 • view
What the fuck is that about?!
jun 17, 2025, 5:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Not sure
jun 17, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Can we keep Football season?
jun 18, 2025, 6:41 pm • 1 0 • view
👍👍👍👍👍🥶🧌
jun 18, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
Skal ! On behalf of the American prisoners in the Southern provinces , I enthusiastically embrace our liberation by our Danish friends. All hail King Frederik and Queen Mary, protectors of freedom! Not a fan of sardines, but I can deal and even look forward to enjoying fiskefrikadeller 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
jun 18, 2025, 1:06 am • 2 0 • view
😂🤣🤣
jun 18, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Can we get single payer healthcare? If so, I’m in 🏳️
jun 17, 2025, 8:53 pm • 7 0 • view
You’re not in a position to rename anything. And please stop with the Greenland jokes. We are not amused. It’s real. And the US is our enemy.
jun 17, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Does the military know about this one.
jun 17, 2025, 4:45 pm • 4 0 • view
As long as I don't have to eat Hákarl, I'm good.
jun 18, 2025, 3:10 am • 2 0 • view
True West Greenland Patriots have it with every meal
jun 18, 2025, 10:52 am • 1 0 • view
jun 17, 2025, 5:13 pm • 20 3 • view
honestly, please do
jun 18, 2025, 12:29 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 17, 2025, 7:29 pm • 9 2 • view
He forgot to adress #Russia and #Putin …
jun 18, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Do we get to use your cool flag?
jun 17, 2025, 5:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Chicken also scream like TACO does...
jun 17, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Pretty good nick name... but TACO is more funny )
jun 17, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Will there be resources to help learn the language of our new rulers?
jun 17, 2025, 5:53 pm • 6 0 • view
"We haven't got the proper facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry!"
jun 17, 2025, 5:02 pm • 9 0 • view
The first act should be to remove all of our current leadership so we can have sane human beings in leadership positions instead. Then, tax the billionaires. Then we can rename things.
jun 17, 2025, 7:46 pm • 1 0 • view
West Greenland sounds dope as hell!
jun 18, 2025, 3:13 pm • 1 0 • view
I don't think you'd want to take on responsibility for this shit show, dear Greenlanders.
jun 18, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Could you go with "South Greenland?" I just like the sound more.
jun 17, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Thanks for giving me the text for my next protest sign, Donnie. Yer a pal.
jun 17, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm guessing a staffer explained what "Truman in 1945" meant in that Huckabee ass kissing text and he's now taken it to heart.
jun 17, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Can we have universal healthcare please…? 🙏🏼
jun 21, 2025, 3:37 am • 1 0 • view
On behalf of Canada, you can have ‘em.
jun 18, 2025, 1:48 pm • 0 0 • view
It's totally abhorrent that Trump is attempting to usurp the words of Ulysses S. Grant, the Union general (and later, U.S. president) responsible for the defeat of the Confederate army during the American Civil War.
jun 18, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
😂
jun 17, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 18, 2025, 3:02 pm • 0 0 • view
TACO
jun 17, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
jun 17, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
We welcome our new overlords! Also please re-rename the Gulf of America when you get here
jun 18, 2025, 1:06 am • 2 0 • view
Where’s that? It’s not on our maps
jun 18, 2025, 6:08 am • 2 0 • view
The peasants don’t care. As long as we get healthcare…
jun 17, 2025, 7:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Seriously though, who does he think should surrender to who and why?
jun 17, 2025, 4:44 pm • 153 3 • view
He "THINKS"? You attribute too much.
jun 20, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Look, he very clearly and emphatically stated "UNCONDITIONAL". But then straight away, you're out here causing trouble with your litany of demands - like answers to questions such as "who?" and "why?" and "huh?!"
jun 17, 2025, 5:45 pm • 6 0 • view
He’s literally nuts
jun 18, 2025, 2:40 am • 1 0 • view
He certainly didn't get as far as to think of that.
jun 18, 2025, 12:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Could be anyone
jun 17, 2025, 4:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Iran to Israel. I doubt it's going to happen or is intended by Israel - what should Netanyahu do with Iran afterwards? Occupy? Proxy government? Hand over to the Crown Prince? - this at least would not be completely ridiculous...
jun 17, 2025, 4:51 pm • 5 0 • view
I assume he's talking about not being able to see Melania again
jun 17, 2025, 4:46 pm • 2 0 • view
I think he's shouting at Hegseth (p*ssy whipped). *I'm hoping an asterisk will make that sound less sexist.
jun 17, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Well that's unclear, but it means the next time someone does, he can claim he predicted it?
jun 17, 2025, 5:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Surrender to him; no questions asked
jun 17, 2025, 4:49 pm • 4 0 • view
Perhaps we’ll find out in… two weeks? 🤡🥴
jun 17, 2025, 5:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Trumps demand for unconditional surrender now gives off the same energy as a vulture swooping in to pick scraps from a carcass after something else did the work of killing it. Remains to be seen if the vulture made an error in judgement and landed at a wounded and very angry animal.
jun 17, 2025, 5:57 pm • 2 0 • view
I went looking for the gif, but couldn't find it, so: [Wesley voice]: You wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
jun 17, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
jun 17, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Gotta wonder what movie TACO was watching when the phrase "unconditional surrender" entered his mostly empty brain.
jun 17, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Iran?
jun 17, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Does it really matter in his case?
jun 17, 2025, 5:37 pm • 11 0 • view
He surrendered to the golden showers in that Moscow hotel, *allegedly*.
jun 17, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 17, 2025, 6:35 pm • 1 0 • view
I feel bad for people who publish satire magazines like "The Onion". You can't even make fake stories without people have to check social media if it is true or not.
jun 17, 2025, 5:44 pm • 20 1 • view
I just have one question. Does everybody get healthcare?
jun 17, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Please take us!
jun 18, 2025, 1:10 am • 2 0 • view
Since the US government has obviously fallen, on behalf of the rest of us, I demand that we be called South Greenland.
jun 17, 2025, 4:57 pm • 12 0 • view
Coming Soon : "The Gulf of Greenland".
jun 17, 2025, 9:45 pm • 4 0 • view
jun 17, 2025, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view