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NamedGhost @namedghost.bsky.social

Are there any magical chants that will make my shortbread not taste like buttered paste?

sep 3, 2025, 3:57 am • 1 0

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punkin spice spooky geist @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social

“Cinnamon, honey, butter, happiness” “This needs to taste better” What is it you want it to taste like? Ask yourself what you want the taste to be or the mouth feel to be. Maybe you want a biscuit or a cake, not a shortbread. Maybe you want an omelet.

sep 3, 2025, 4:05 am • 1 0 • view
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NamedGhost @namedghost.bsky.social

Those sound like great ideas! Normally every thing I make tastes like regret with a mouth feel of a wet saxophone reed.

sep 3, 2025, 4:08 am • 2 1 • view
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Zombie Normalism @veryclever.bsky.social

Visceral

sep 3, 2025, 4:12 am • 2 0 • view
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punkin spice spooky geist @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social

This is so deep holy shit.

sep 3, 2025, 4:10 am • 0 0 • view