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NamedGhost

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I make internet things https://www.youtube.com/@namedghost

created August 20, 2025

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I don't know who invented blind box knickknack gambling, but you are a monster. #Labubu

3/9/2025, 4:53:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is gambling and knickknacks the PBandJ of this year?

3/9/2025, 4:49:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This.

3/9/2025, 4:43:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smosh is hanging with Bieber now?

3/9/2025, 4:33:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some one beat me to the punch line. Good work.

3/9/2025, 3:49:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never thought coordinating drink ware and technology would be a thing but here we are. (Does look super nice though).

3/9/2025, 3:46:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those sound like great ideas! Normally every thing I make tastes like regret with a mouth feel of a wet saxophone reed.

3/9/2025, 4:08:51 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are there any magical chants that will make my shortbread not taste like buttered paste?

3/9/2025, 3:57:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just some trash content youtube.com/shorts/7lfUg... #shorts #funny #trash

3/9/2025, 2:10:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What makes shortbread a bread and a shortbread cookie a cookie?

3/9/2025, 1:38:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not tall, I just sound that way.

3/9/2025, 1:37:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many questions do I get?

3/9/2025, 1:24:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it eaten with other short things?

3/9/2025, 1:24:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can tall people eat it?

3/9/2025, 1:17:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get off my lawn.

2/9/2025, 10:48:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This ad agency should handle the next film about the Trail of Tears.

2/9/2025, 8:45:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know it could have been smoking in the bathroom stall when it got a hall pass and you never knew. Old school things got old school ways.

2/9/2025, 7:41:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many packs a day did this thing smoke?

2/9/2025, 7:32:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank god I was tired of "hot fat gal season".

2/9/2025, 6:16:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't worry bagels by design can never be overwhelming. There are so many better bread options than the bagel.

2/9/2025, 6:09:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see you have purchased the early twenties new apartment starter pack.

2/9/2025, 5:51:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This mop head you are using looks fantastic were might one acquire such a fine cleaning utensil.

2/9/2025, 5:25:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could say it's his name PERIODICally. (Wow I'm bored).

2/9/2025, 5:17:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iron Man's scientific name is Fe Male.

2/9/2025, 5:06:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I liked this plot better in his book "The Dead Zone". Can't say the real life version is fun.

2/9/2025, 4:56:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I misread this, now there is an old man knocked out on my steps and I still haven't transformed into the future mankind has been waiting for.

1/9/2025, 10:56:06 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Onion sits down with 20 normies to try and remember when it was funnier. "I don't know what I expected", said one event goer, "we tried our best SNL type bits but they just didn't get laughs. Even the 'My Hands are so Full' got nothing." he then let out a long sigh and sat back down.

1/9/2025, 10:44:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You rang? (I could not help it there is something wrong with me).

1/9/2025, 10:25:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fast food is like internet for the soul.

1/9/2025, 8:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, you don't ask the people outside the car to put on their seat belts.

1/9/2025, 1:28:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have seen many a starter that looked like it could wake up and move around at any moment.

1/9/2025, 1:18:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wake me up when it ends.

1/9/2025, 1:17:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because the cake is still a lie.

31/8/2025, 11:50:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With a title like that I'm sure more than one "cat" got destroyed.

31/8/2025, 11:46:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing says patience like belly full of caffeine.

31/8/2025, 11:37:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your welcome!

31/8/2025, 10:54:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Along with information, the internet grants us lightening fast connection to other peoples stupid opinions and incorrect knowledge.

31/8/2025, 10:53:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew that cat was up to no good!

31/8/2025, 10:35:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At these prices?

31/8/2025, 9:45:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well I know where the feat are.

31/8/2025, 9:37:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's one small step for man, one giant leap for climate change.

31/8/2025, 2:55:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I made coffee I found in a pile of old rubble in my shed. YUM! #coffee #funny #youtube #youtubeshorts youtube.com/shorts/jhsVZ...

31/8/2025, 2:31:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that stinks.

31/8/2025, 2:13:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just watched the trailer you have up, nice.

31/8/2025, 1:57:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where's the beef?

31/8/2025, 1:10:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not going to be fun when she goes searching for her eyes.

30/8/2025, 10:45:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a Tree Licker to me.

30/8/2025, 10:41:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not a party till the Old Ones show up.

30/8/2025, 10:32:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just saw a quote. "Fear is proof that you're at the cusp of greatness."

30/8/2025, 10:21:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just don't make it your career.

30/8/2025, 10:17:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That mug is hexy as all hell.

30/8/2025, 8:01:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The year of the RANGOONS IS UPON US! WE WILL NOT EAT IDLE BY WHILE SEEING GREAT RANGOON COMBINATIONS BE LOST TO TIME!

30/8/2025, 8:00:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice poem. I have no idea why but I always want to say Burma-Shave after reading a haiku though.

30/8/2025, 7:57:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am not handsome nor do I speak on games or movies, however I specialize in slop.

30/8/2025, 7:54:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there a set with Cursed up Ken?

30/8/2025, 7:51:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who are these hotdog pilferers out here pinching sausages?

30/8/2025, 7:47:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No judgment.

30/8/2025, 7:46:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Punch Handsome Jack in the face.

30/8/2025, 7:04:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It doesn't look ghost like. On a side note, you lick trees?

30/8/2025, 7:01:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love the tone.

30/8/2025, 6:10:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pumpkin spice madness.

30/8/2025, 6:07:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like the opening quote.

30/8/2025, 6:06:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should have named it the Lairbird.

30/8/2025, 6:02:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought Link defeated this dude.

30/8/2025, 6:00:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man I hate the Red Lady. She smells so weird. I am not certain that's 100% she is wearing and believe me what ever it is she is wearing it.

30/8/2025, 5:59:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I found IT www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k...

30/8/2025, 4:53:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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steve urkel facing a moral theoretical "would i do that?"

30/8/2025, 4:46:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starting a family group text solely for the purpose of sending a message that says “WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL THE CHIPS?!” ~Priceless For everything else there's MasterCard.

30/8/2025, 4:33:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That thing is back in the yard licking the tree again.

30/8/2025, 4:29:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I read the post as 'military project' the thought of a drill sergeant barking orders about large hats needing to be worn 'correctly' made me giggle to myself.

30/8/2025, 4:22:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have seven toes?

30/8/2025, 4:18:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does Hamlet know your spelling your name wrong in the 21 century?

30/8/2025, 4:09:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your Gameboy intro is awesome

30/8/2025, 3:09:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have scrolled to far today.

30/8/2025, 6:24:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i keep running into Ghosts. I am compelled to comment on each one I find.

30/8/2025, 6:20:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many Ghosts am I going to find tonight. Well gotta leave a comment

30/8/2025, 6:14:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have a nice calming voice.

30/8/2025, 6:07:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm just waiting for unus anus (yeah I didn't spell that wrong).

30/8/2025, 5:58:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Swung in to say hay to another ghost.

30/8/2025, 5:49:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is it always bees.

30/8/2025, 5:46:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think just watched 8bit Nirvana.

30/8/2025, 5:44:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty cool intro, got some 80s throwback backrooms vibes.

30/8/2025, 5:38:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice work Masterchief

30/8/2025, 5:36:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cue music.

30/8/2025, 2:50:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He made it back alive and then made sure that evil would never take over the world thus creating the POWER PUFF GIRLS.

30/8/2025, 2:49:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This reads like a summer blockbuster.

30/8/2025, 2:30:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great now Mr. Big Stuff is stuck in my head but the lyrics have changed to hands.

30/8/2025, 2:18:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish I had the confidence of that weird kid in the back of the cafeteria in 11th grade who wanted to be a Pokemon when he grew up.

30/8/2025, 2:14:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This post gives 'The Princess Bride' vibes.

29/8/2025, 9:31:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see you have your +831 shorts of meandering on.

29/8/2025, 6:33:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who let the yokai in here.

29/8/2025, 6:28:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your mug is on point

29/8/2025, 6:27:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I Seahawk people

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29/8/2025, 6:25:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every year when I do my taxes.

29/8/2025, 6:21:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, let me interest you in some of my garbage content then. www.youtube.com/@namedghost

29/8/2025, 6:18:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Either my kitchen ceiling is leaking or it's drooling over the four things that were left in the cupboard that I mixed together into what I call desperation meal.

29/8/2025, 4:08:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BEHOLD! I have arrived.

29/8/2025, 4:04:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder SNATCH powers activate...

29/8/2025, 3:59:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish someday would hurry up.

29/8/2025, 3:49:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mine just screams.

29/8/2025, 3:48:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view