NamedGhost (@namedghost.bsky.social)
I don't know who invented blind box knickknack gambling, but you are a monster. #Labubu
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I don't know who invented blind box knickknack gambling, but you are a monster. #Labubu
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Why is gambling and knickknacks the PBandJ of this year?
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This.
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Smosh is hanging with Bieber now?
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Some one beat me to the punch line. Good work.
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Never thought coordinating drink ware and technology would be a thing but here we are. (Does look super nice though).
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Those sound like great ideas! Normally every thing I make tastes like regret with a mouth feel of a wet saxophone reed.
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Are there any magical chants that will make my shortbread not taste like buttered paste?
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Just some trash content youtube.com/shorts/7lfUg... #shorts #funny #trash
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What makes shortbread a bread and a shortbread cookie a cookie?
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I'm not tall, I just sound that way.
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How many questions do I get?
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Is it eaten with other short things?
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Can tall people eat it?
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Get off my lawn.
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This ad agency should handle the next film about the Trail of Tears.
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I don't know it could have been smoking in the bathroom stall when it got a hall pass and you never knew. Old school things got old school ways.
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How many packs a day did this thing smoke?
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Thank god I was tired of "hot fat gal season".
NamedGhost (@namedghost.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't worry bagels by design can never be overwhelming. There are so many better bread options than the bagel.
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I see you have purchased the early twenties new apartment starter pack.
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This mop head you are using looks fantastic were might one acquire such a fine cleaning utensil.
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You could say it's his name PERIODICally. (Wow I'm bored).
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Iron Man's scientific name is Fe Male.
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I liked this plot better in his book "The Dead Zone". Can't say the real life version is fun.
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I misread this, now there is an old man knocked out on my steps and I still haven't transformed into the future mankind has been waiting for.
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The Onion sits down with 20 normies to try and remember when it was funnier. "I don't know what I expected", said one event goer, "we tried our best SNL type bits but they just didn't get laughs. Even the 'My Hands are so Full' got nothing." he then let out a long sigh and sat back down.
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You rang? (I could not help it there is something wrong with me).
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Fast food is like internet for the soul.
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Yeah, you don't ask the people outside the car to put on their seat belts.
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I have seen many a starter that looked like it could wake up and move around at any moment.
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Wake me up when it ends.
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Because the cake is still a lie.
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With a title like that I'm sure more than one "cat" got destroyed.
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Nothing says patience like belly full of caffeine.
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Your welcome!
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Along with information, the internet grants us lightening fast connection to other peoples stupid opinions and incorrect knowledge.
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I knew that cat was up to no good!
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At these prices?
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Well I know where the feat are.
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That's one small step for man, one giant leap for climate change.
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I made coffee I found in a pile of old rubble in my shed. YUM! #coffee #funny #youtube #youtubeshorts youtube.com/shorts/jhsVZ...
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Well that stinks.
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I just watched the trailer you have up, nice.
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Where's the beef?
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It's not going to be fun when she goes searching for her eyes.
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Looks like a Tree Licker to me.
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It's not a party till the Old Ones show up.
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I just saw a quote. "Fear is proof that you're at the cusp of greatness."
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Just don't make it your career.
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That mug is hexy as all hell.
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The year of the RANGOONS IS UPON US! WE WILL NOT EAT IDLE BY WHILE SEEING GREAT RANGOON COMBINATIONS BE LOST TO TIME!
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Nice poem. I have no idea why but I always want to say Burma-Shave after reading a haiku though.
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I am not handsome nor do I speak on games or movies, however I specialize in slop.
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Is there a set with Cursed up Ken?
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Who are these hotdog pilferers out here pinching sausages?
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No judgment.
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Punch Handsome Jack in the face.
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It doesn't look ghost like. On a side note, you lick trees?
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Love the tone.
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Pumpkin spice madness.
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I like the opening quote.
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They should have named it the Lairbird.
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I thought Link defeated this dude.
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Man I hate the Red Lady. She smells so weird. I am not certain that's 100% she is wearing and believe me what ever it is she is wearing it.
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I found IT www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k...
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steve urkel facing a moral theoretical "would i do that?"
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Starting a family group text solely for the purpose of sending a message that says “WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL THE CHIPS?!” ~Priceless For everything else there's MasterCard.
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That thing is back in the yard licking the tree again.
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I read the post as 'military project' the thought of a drill sergeant barking orders about large hats needing to be worn 'correctly' made me giggle to myself.
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You have seven toes?
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Does Hamlet know your spelling your name wrong in the 21 century?
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Your Gameboy intro is awesome
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I have scrolled to far today.
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i keep running into Ghosts. I am compelled to comment on each one I find.
NamedGhost (@namedghost.bsky.social) reply parent
How many Ghosts am I going to find tonight. Well gotta leave a comment
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You have a nice calming voice.
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I'm just waiting for unus anus (yeah I didn't spell that wrong).
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Swung in to say hay to another ghost.
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Why is it always bees.
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I think just watched 8bit Nirvana.
NamedGhost (@namedghost.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty cool intro, got some 80s throwback backrooms vibes.
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Nice work Masterchief
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Cue music.
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He made it back alive and then made sure that evil would never take over the world thus creating the POWER PUFF GIRLS.
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This reads like a summer blockbuster.
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Great now Mr. Big Stuff is stuck in my head but the lyrics have changed to hands.
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I wish I had the confidence of that weird kid in the back of the cafeteria in 11th grade who wanted to be a Pokemon when he grew up.
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This post gives 'The Princess Bride' vibes.
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I see you have your +831 shorts of meandering on.
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Who let the yokai in here.
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Your mug is on point
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Every year when I do my taxes.
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Oh, let me interest you in some of my garbage content then. www.youtube.com/@namedghost
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Either my kitchen ceiling is leaking or it's drooling over the four things that were left in the cupboard that I mixed together into what I call desperation meal.
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BEHOLD! I have arrived.
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Wonder SNATCH powers activate...
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I wish someday would hurry up.
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Mine just screams.