The handshake is coming

Dont play with me like that

I am hearing that on his deathbed Donald Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!

patriots are in control

Tragic, struck down in the prime of his life

it's dong zhuover

Is Donald Trump dead? No. Am I desperately hoping for his death so that I can take power? Yes, very much so

Let this prophecy come to pass before the new day dawns

haha please

you better believe I'm spamming all my posts about dong zhuo's down fall :)

My heart skipped a little with joy omfg

Stop giving me hope, girl.

Vance will be even worse, unfortunately. He's a fascist true believer.

Vance doesn't have the same support from the MAGA base, the entire movement will come apart without their dear leader.

Bullshit, it's been around for thousands of years. ✌️😎🍄

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

I think you're overestimating how much that matters. Yeah Vance won't win an election. But who says he needs to?

Don't play with my heart like this

Tease.

Ha! Great minds think alike (I posted this 49 seconds after you).

Vance is the anti-chtist. Trump's child 😅

Life is short, eternity is forever. AfterDeathTruth.net Be Ready!

Stop trying to make me feel better.

gave me a little dopamine boost

I can't believe it, but hillbilly Vance is worse than Don the Con!

To those who feel ignorance is bliss- it is until you're affected by something in your own backyard and you realize that one human being is fucking everything up for you and it's time to put the bliss aside and fight for your survival!

first the pope, then the Kashmir Incident, now he's gonna kill donald trump. Grim reaper picked the most insane disguise.

Smithers thinks he's Mr. Burns. Adorable.

Im pretty sure Vance said the pope was in great health before he visited him...

Just checked it's real

keep an eye out for the wires at the next trump media event

theyre gonna weekend at bernies the final 3 years and a quarter

they're calling him "the deadest anyone has ever been"

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Where is #Rump, today, anyone ⁉️

Probably not where I wish he was.

#Rump has no scheduled public events, today, per Roll Call.

he had a good run

Tease

rip, he choke on borgar

here's what that could've looked like:

this kinda reads like vance is gonna do it

Vance did kill the Pope 🤷‍♂️

That's right, he's dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!

Hello everyone

I'd speculate on Vance being the one to put a pillow over his face, but he'd get too horny at holding a furniture topper

Honestly Vance saying Trump is in amazing health really does make me believe that he’s actively dying. Or maybe I’m just hoping.

JD has negative charisma. Becoming POTUS would be very challenging, even with Peter Thiel smoothing the way

Vance is too gleeful and oversugared his praise of the president to not already be planning his speech on the death of the President and his own reluctant ascension into power.

Brandon this means Vance will take over Trump is mentally unstable but Vance is just a danger to democracy

Yes, but I don’t think Vance can keep the cult as cohesive. Every time some other politician has tried to control the MAGA freaks it fails. I think without Trump the wheels will come off and the whole thing will fracture.

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Theme song for the Funeral? www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrKZ...

How many of those 200 days was he on vacation thehill.com/opinion/lind...

president vance would be hilarious

I know it's fake, but this is still pleasant to read :)