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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

aug 6, 2025, 3:48 am • 68 3

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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social

I feel exposed and also yes pls I’ll take Morgan Spector as my therapist.

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Steve Chipman @elreyalto.bsky.social

Methinks I won’t get much out of this therapy.

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jeansage.bsky.social @jeansage.bsky.social

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aug 26, 2025, 2:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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JulieBuellie @buellie1208.bsky.social

Oh god, I'm done for.

John Slattery in 30 Rock as the unhinged candidate yelling
aug 6, 2025, 4:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Local Counsel @localcounsel.bsky.social

Charlie’s good tonight isn’t he?

Cover of Get Yer Ya-Ya’s Out album cover showing Charlie Watts jumping
aug 6, 2025, 3:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Arran @arrannz.bsky.social

Bill Hader in character, nervously chain-smoking cigarettes
aug 6, 2025, 3:56 am • 2 0 • view
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jillianmagee.bsky.social @jillianmagee.bsky.social

Re-Animator!!!

aug 7, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Dawn Alene @dawnalene.bsky.social

Pretty Baby Brooke!

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aug 6, 2025, 4:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Peter Tedone @ptfilm.bsky.social

Huh.

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aug 6, 2025, 3:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Armak in the BlueSky Mind ⚜️ @armakproductions.com

People are saving celeb pix in their phones? Wut whyyyyy 😭🤷‍♂️

aug 6, 2025, 4:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Trout Population Update @troutpopupdate.bsky.social

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aug 6, 2025, 5:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Chuck Taggart, Private Eye @sazeracla.bsky.social

Cat dead. Details later. — Your Therapist

aug 6, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Nazi Slayer @trumpisnazi.bsky.social

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aug 25, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eugenia Gamble @reveugeniag.bsky.social

I could do worse!

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aug 6, 2025, 3:51 am • 2 0 • view
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Joshua B. Hoe @joshuabhoe.bsky.social

How in the world did you have a saved photo from Reanimator lol?

aug 6, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social

Scan my timeline!

aug 6, 2025, 3:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Joshua B. Hoe @joshuabhoe.bsky.social

ahhh okay...lol

aug 6, 2025, 3:55 am • 0 0 • view
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jeannette @reedermt.bsky.social

How do I choose

A photo from the NYT of several framed photographs on a table in Jeffrey Epstein's NY mansion. Highlighted is a picture of Trump, Melania and Epstein posing together and looking sweaty. It's the photo you usually see of the four of them, but Ghislaine is cropped out. Behind that is a framed photo featuring Steve Bannon in his grubby Barbour jacket.
aug 6, 2025, 4:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Amy Dietrich Hernandez @blueandmeatyochre.bsky.social

Christopher Jackson is the cure!

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Bob Clark @neowestchester.bsky.social

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aug 6, 2025, 10:21 am • 0 0 • view
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thedoodleabides.bsky.social @thedoodleabides.bsky.social

I’m afraid I may be in trouble…

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aug 25, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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em cioran on coffee @mrsdimsworthy.bsky.social

Uh oh

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aug 6, 2025, 4:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Jean Says "Become Unbutterable" 🇺🇦 @notgiovannaok.bsky.social

Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams
aug 25, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brook Taylor @brooklovesbunnies.bsky.social

Chris Isaak would be a fun therapist, he probably has a wide range of life experiences to relate from, and if he brings his dog Jack I can imagine giving it a try for up to a year

Chris Isaak out in the Austin, TX crowd, Paramount Theatre, 7/27/25 Chris Isaak Instagram post wishing his small white dog Jack a happy birthday with Christmas trees and gifts in the background
aug 6, 2025, 4:28 am • 0 0 • view