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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social

how am i just now learning this about wild turkeys.

aug 20, 2025, 1:27 am • 173 12

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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social

I had no idea either!

aug 20, 2025, 1:28 am • 3 0 • view
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Seth Johnson @inkslinger.bsky.social

I just showed my daughter a flock of wild turkeys in the St. Paul suburbs over the weekend, and she was amazed.

aug 20, 2025, 1:31 am • 3 0 • view
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Chewbecca @poorasfolk.bsky.social

In my early 20s I lived in a house that set on the edge of a forested area and the turkeys would roost in the trees right outside my bedroom window. I can not tell you how surprised I was my 1st night there 😲

aug 20, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jay Blagden @expatinpa.bsky.social

They sometimes roost in the trees in my garden. This, as you can imagine, freaks me out because they aren’t great flyers. Mind you, they are pretty damn scary when they are on the ground - they seem to have little fear.

aug 20, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Clare Evans @clarerevans.bsky.social

They roost in the trees next to our house. At dusk if something makes one of them nervous (like wind or someone whistling), they gobble. Then ALL of them start doing it and it’s *hilarious*.

aug 20, 2025, 1:56 am • 29 1 • view
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Clare Evans @clarerevans.bsky.social

An excellent example of turkey group gobbles in trees — though I intentionally kicked this one off (please enjoy my attempt at a turkey sound 😉)

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aug 20, 2025, 8:13 pm • 49 7 • view
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🐱302czar🐱 @302czar.bsky.social

I have found my new ring tone.

aug 20, 2025, 8:22 pm • 6 0 • view
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Clare Evans @clarerevans.bsky.social

Hahah the ring tone guaranteed to make everyone who hears it laugh

aug 20, 2025, 8:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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Elitist Semicolon @elitistsemicolon.bsky.social

Ngl, I could watch this all evening.

aug 21, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
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smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social

Great work

aug 20, 2025, 8:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bob @bumbledan.bsky.social

Holy cow that's hilarious. 😁

aug 20, 2025, 8:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Clare Evans @clarerevans.bsky.social

They make me so happy 😁

aug 20, 2025, 8:39 pm • 4 0 • view
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Nihl L'Amas @nih-llamas.bsky.social

This could have been one of the good episodes of The X Files.

aug 20, 2025, 8:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Clare Evans @clarerevans.bsky.social

lol I would have rewatched it so many times 😆

aug 20, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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GlenThePlumber @glentheplumber.bsky.social

they are not so great at the flying thing…worse at coming down…need long runways…such as country roads…imagine that beast heading straight at your windshield…drifting…wobbling…

aug 20, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Tim? @roctexterny.bsky.social

I hit one right in the middle of the windshield of my work truck a long time ago, it nearly broke through. Left a large crack and a perfect dust print on the glass.

aug 20, 2025, 6:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Naïna @killersumobunny.medsky.social

Still traumatized by the time a pack of wild turkeys delayed me from getting my breakfast sandwich (and held hostage a bunch of others already inside) at a restaurant in DOWNTOWN Minneapolis.

aug 20, 2025, 1:57 am • 2 0 • view
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M Di, Ph.D. @pkpd-babe.bsky.social

I see them sleeping in the trees outside my bedroom window sometimes. Wild.

aug 20, 2025, 1:29 am • 4 0 • view
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social

omg what??

aug 20, 2025, 1:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social

I watched a flock go up into some trees for the night once. They went one at a time, and each turkey that went looked like it couldn't believe it was actually flying, and all the other turkeys watched looking like they couldn't believe it either, until it was their turn.

aug 20, 2025, 2:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Sam Bagenstos @sbagen.bsky.social

Herb Tarlek standing next to Arthur Carlson, who says,
aug 20, 2025, 1:29 am • 24 0 • view
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social

I still chuckle every time I think of that scene. The delivery was perfect.

aug 20, 2025, 1:30 am • 7 0 • view
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Sam Bagenstos @sbagen.bsky.social

I watch that episode every year at Thanksgiving. Best single episode of comedy television ever.

aug 20, 2025, 1:34 am • 4 0 • view
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social

I should rewatch it. I haven't seen it in decades.

aug 20, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Sam Bagenstos @sbagen.bsky.social

I'm amazed how well it holds up.

aug 20, 2025, 1:51 am • 2 0 • view
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social

i’m astonished

aug 20, 2025, 1:30 am • 3 0 • view
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Kevin Bird @stairwaytokevin.bsky.social

Obviously! You only ever hear about people eating ground turkey, not tree turkey

aug 20, 2025, 1:36 am • 7 0 • view
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social

womp womp

aug 20, 2025, 1:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Jack Young @jackgyoung.bsky.social

I never knew that either, even though I’m in an area full of wild turkeys.

aug 20, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view
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persephone @sirensplight.bsky.social

Same here I had no clue

aug 20, 2025, 1:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Courtney Shannon @cshannonpdx.bsky.social

Still waiting for Harris to be out walking around after this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-Fv...

aug 20, 2025, 2:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Patrick Hickey, MD @pwhickey.bsky.social

“Suburban” wild turkeys can be terrors

aug 20, 2025, 3:01 am • 3 0 • view
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Meg, DrPH, PPCNP @carlmega84.bsky.social

In this house we watch @wildkratts.com everyday at least one hour a day (or else) 😅🫣🫠 - highly recommend if looking to expand your animal knowledge

aug 20, 2025, 1:52 am • 1 0 • view
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ClutchScience (Jen Phillips) @clutchscience.bsky.social

They roost in the very tall Douglas firs around our house and it’s quite unsettling

aug 20, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Donkey Haux T. @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social

Don’t all questionable whiskeys famously hang out in tall trees? Or am I just making that up?

aug 20, 2025, 1:32 am • 0 0 • view
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social

so now i have to check the trees for turkeys. great.

aug 20, 2025, 1:30 am • 46 0 • view
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Jennifer Bard @profbardlaw.bsky.social

Yes-wild turkeys fly! I (and it) had a near death experience when one flew past my windshield (still hard to understand how)

aug 20, 2025, 1:32 am • 11 1 • view
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social

i’m glad you both are ok

aug 20, 2025, 1:37 am • 2 0 • view
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Jennifer Bard @profbardlaw.bsky.social

yes, it was a weird and scary event-they’re big!

aug 20, 2025, 1:41 am • 4 0 • view
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California Tech Guy @sausalitocheese.bsky.social

At least you don't have to check the trees for sheep.

aug 20, 2025, 1:49 am • 2 0 • view
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This Machine Kills Stormtroopers @boys-n-berry.bsky.social

But only at night

aug 20, 2025, 1:36 am • 5 0 • view
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com

Just go to the grocery store like everyone else

aug 20, 2025, 1:48 am • 23 0 • view
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social

free country demands free tree grown turkey

aug 20, 2025, 1:50 am • 9 0 • view
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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social

You can tell they're ripe when they can't fly anymore.

aug 20, 2025, 1:56 am • 4 0 • view
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Steve Valeika @zoonotic1.bsky.social

I was hiking on a steep wooded mountainside and a big male took off and flew off the side. Ridiculously loud wing beating and a large amount of crashing into lower branches. I almost rolled down the mountain. Thought a tree was falling or a bear was running down the slope. Just a dinosaur.

aug 20, 2025, 2:26 am • 2 0 • view
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CaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social

They mostly roost on the ground in shrubbery, if that helps.

aug 20, 2025, 2:01 am • 0 0 • view
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🇨🇦DM ME RECIPES🇨🇦 @professor-recipes.bsky.social

Turkeys which are also much smarter than food turkeys. Ages ago a family friend thought he was buying real turkeys - they were food turkeys. The entire flock drowned during a rainstorm. Due to looking up to see what was hitting them on top of their heads, mouths open. For the rest of their lives

aug 20, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Molly Jeffery, PhD MPP @mollyjeffery.bsky.social

It’s not a safe feeling to have thirty lb bird on a branch above your head.

aug 20, 2025, 1:31 am • 4 0 • view
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marie connelly @eyemadequiet.bsky.social

I was also surprised to learn this! My friend describes them as “bowling balls with wings” which does not feel inaccurate!

aug 20, 2025, 1:45 am • 4 0 • view