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Todd Knarr @tknarr.bsky.social

The Vulcans' main problem with humans is that if you hand them a problem you need solved, it _will_ get solved. Probably not in the way you wanted it solved, more likely in a way that makes you reach for the next bottle of Advil, but thoroughly and comprehensively solved.

aug 4, 2025, 5:45 am • 84 3

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Pen Monster @thewilliamgeorge.bsky.social

"You did WHAT with the deflector dish? How!? It's not even built for that!"

aug 4, 2025, 4:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kathrin @puzzledpeaces.bsky.social

Humans are deranged hyper-neophile space orcs who are a danger to themselves and others, but also, weirdly, capybaras who will befriend anyone and anything, whether they like it or not.

aug 4, 2025, 8:00 am • 74 8 • view
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EnberLight @enberlight.bsky.social

And this is EXACTLY why things ended up with everyone going "what IS it" at the humans and either keeping em close to study and/or monitor or nuke from orbit out of sheer frustration

aug 5, 2025, 2:47 am • 2 0 • view
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Eli & Nacho @eli4202.bsky.social

Such a great summary 🤣

aug 4, 2025, 1:09 pm • 9 0 • view
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Kathrin @puzzledpeaces.bsky.social

It's basically Star Trek canon 😁

aug 4, 2025, 1:11 pm • 10 0 • view
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ajlunce @ajlunce.bsky.social

Made me think of the root beer conversation in DS9 with Garak and Quark

aug 4, 2025, 2:35 pm • 17 0 • view
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Kathrin @puzzledpeaces.bsky.social

^^

aug 4, 2025, 2:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Todd Knarr @tknarr.bsky.social

See also "Why humans run the Federation instead of Vulcans": www.tumblr.com/animatedamer...

aug 4, 2025, 5:11 pm • 6 0 • view