We’re gonna meme a billionaire into the White House

I want him to be president just to make these jokes and memes

He is a river to his people!

the great trump mendacity and greed knows no bounds

I think this is a watershed moment. For the first time in 10 years, the "Hey, I didn't think they could do that!" award goes to a Democrat. Or am I missing something?

*Jesus giggling as he orders water at dinner meme* JB: I might know a hotel you could stay in hehehe

"Crush your enemies! Drive them before you and hear the lamentations of their tradwives!"

He should take them all to a Cubs game if they’re still in the state next weekend.

I’m a die hard Sox fan and I approve this message…😜

Shoot a Ferris Bueller's Day Off themed campaign video.

This is genius

It's still really early of course, but Pritzker getting the presidential nomination in 2028 has suddenly become far more likely. He's honestly probably handling the gerrymandering fight better than Newsom, even though Newsom can obviously get rid of more Republicans.

Even if he’s not perfect, I’ll be screaming at the heavens for progressives to vote for JB in the primaries to block Newsom. If it gets to that point, that is

As a Scandinavian, give me/us some Pritzker Malört merch. We'll send 20'000 of our strongest social democrats over to campaign next election if this happens!

Have candidates do donation drives, raise $x and they'll make a video of their Malört face.

The man was seriously grown in a lab to beat Vance.

ahh man thanks, i go unappreciated for so long, i appreciate you bro

I want one of those like hip hop inspired shirts but for the Great Khan

Wu Tang Khan

He is setting the example of how to be a Big Yurt Party

I like to think that he saw my take telling him to get in the news more and took it personally

Cursed merch idea: Biggie, King of New York, but with J.B. Pritzker.

Notorious J.B.P.

He protects those not yet of his Khanate, down to the Gulf of What-its…

youtu.be/7p2tWGfX9pc?...

Say it with me now: Fatty Delano Roosevelt.

"Too Big to Fail"

“The only thing we have to fear is… me, if you’re a Republican”

his Colbert interview made me tear up a little