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Leonid Baezhnev @rev-avocado.bsky.social

Sourdough bread slaps, that is all.

aug 31, 2025, 6:27 pm • 280 11

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Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social

You know how some people don't like cilantro? That's me with sourdough , but you have me wondering if I've just had BAD sourdough bread?

aug 31, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Emily @skimbro-darvin.bsky.social

Maybe you can advise me, then, on whether I should purchase my local bakery's 15" $30 artisanal sourdough pizza. Waste of $$ or worth it?

aug 31, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Crepuscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social

What are you putting on it?

aug 31, 2025, 7:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emily @skimbro-darvin.bsky.social

Good question. I'd probably just get a margherita pizza 🍅

aug 31, 2025, 7:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Crepuscular Canard @turnitup5000db.bsky.social

Would probably be good then. The flavor is a bit on the delicate side so if you want to actually enjoy anything more than your pizza being slightly sour I’d go minimalist.

aug 31, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emily @skimbro-darvin.bsky.social

Thanks for the feedback. I've been wanting to give it a try, but the price tag had been putting me off.

aug 31, 2025, 7:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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robussc.bsky.social @robussc.bsky.social

Do you have a freezer? Bread freezes and defrosts amazingly well, so that loaf could last a long time.

aug 31, 2025, 7:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emily @skimbro-darvin.bsky.social

Good advice. But they are selling a small-ish pizza, so I really just want to know if sourdough makes a good pizza crust.

aug 31, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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robussc.bsky.social @robussc.bsky.social

It makes amazing crust assuming you like sourdough :)

aug 31, 2025, 11:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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jesse @jesselang.bsky.social

@emilia.bsky.social this is the truth whether you like it or not

aug 31, 2025, 7:41 pm • 6 0 • view
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Émilia • Azrael (עזראל) @emilia.bsky.social

How could you out me like this

aug 31, 2025, 7:58 pm • 6 0 • view
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leemancapote.bsky.social @leemancapote.bsky.social

Damn straight. My daughter makes it, and are we grateful over here? Yes

aug 31, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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mrxexon @mrxexon.bsky.social

Some sourdough cultures have been kept alive for decades and passed down through the family. A good sourdough can almost crawl out of the bag under it's own power...

aug 31, 2025, 6:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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MsTeeTracey @tee-tee.bsky.social

My favorite!

aug 31, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Russ, #1 Sean Dunn Stan @russ41.bsky.social

Yeah, going after that vs. one of those "fifty different plants in this, including a few that are technically extinct" loaves is the mark of someone who Does Not Know Ball.

aug 31, 2025, 6:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Marc Graham, Candidate for Arizona House AZ-28 @marcgraham4az28.bsky.social

It would kill a weak man, apparently.

aug 31, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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bluesioux1.bsky.social @bluesioux1.bsky.social

Erm. What's a bread slap?

aug 31, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kevin Kostka @mpbx3003.bsky.social

I do think it's become a little bit fetishized as like the "one true bread" with too much emphasis on recently-invented quality markers. It's also prone to being used in applications it's not particularly suited to, but when it's allowed to shine on its own terms, it absolutely fucks.

aug 31, 2025, 6:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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johannamariew.bsky.social @johannamariew.bsky.social

Today was sourdough baking day. Love the way the house smells

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aug 31, 2025, 7:10 pm • 3 1 • view
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waywardpirate.bsky.social @waywardpirate.bsky.social

Just can’t seem to get a starter going. Any recommendations? I get flat, watery slop every time.

aug 31, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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LegacyIngenue @emkaydub.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 6:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Joanne @goaskalis.bsky.social

It's a dry slap tho

aug 31, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Emmasrandomthoughts 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇵🇦🇬🇱🇺🇦🇵🇸 @countessemilia.bsky.social

You don't understand the relationship between bread and beer until you smell a sourdough starter.

aug 31, 2025, 9:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Leonid Baezhnev @rev-avocado.bsky.social

Union Market sells a really good house sourdough that is appropriately moist and doughy.

aug 31, 2025, 6:28 pm • 29 0 • view
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Thomas Harvell-DeGolier, ABD @degolierthomas.bsky.social

I just… also man would she hate bread in Europe

aug 31, 2025, 6:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Thomas Harvell-DeGolier, ABD @degolierthomas.bsky.social

Specifically Vienna because omg it is so good

aug 31, 2025, 6:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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ZoeMcDoodle @zoemcdoodle.bsky.social

Just bought my first sour dough starter kit and can’t wait to make some!

sep 1, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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lekato.bsky.social @lekato.bsky.social

It also has big pockets

aug 31, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view