Hmm is Nicki Haley available? She needs a reward for her last minute loyalty to 🟠 & she's done the job already. Do I have that possibility on my bingo card🤔?

I saw pictures of the UN Ambassador’s apartment, where she will NOT BE MOVING TO. What a flash party pad. I’d be sad too.

Everything Trump touches cries.

Poor Elise had her Devil Wears Prada moment.

Kicked to the curb. Awww

Stefanik inner voice: ".. going from a cesspool congress job with a braying MTG to Jetting around to Israel and Europe and hanging out with international intelligentsia in NYC? Yes!!! Yes!! No!! No. OK, I'm still in Congress. Take one for the team. Go congress. "

Foolish gal. Got played.

She obviously hasn’t been paying attention to the Felon’s past actions.

‘No soup for you!’

I really really wanted her to get that UN gig, too. It was our best chance to flip the House.

We're going to flip the House anyway.

Yeah, but it's going to take longer now. The longer he goes unchecked, the more damage he's doing. He's trying to impose restrictive voting measures nationwide now.

It was going to take longer anyway. It is always going to take longer. There will always be more damage. There are no quick fixes. This is a generational battle.

God willing!

No flitting around the world for her. She is going to stay in Congress until she makes America great again!!! Demands Dictator Trump.🤣

Elise obviously has more MAGA ass to kiss before she can advance up the trump ladder of servitude.

Her place is holding on to her seat and keeping it blood red.

Well, let's hope that seat starts to bleed BLUE 🤪

So quit anyway. Show some initiative. Do what YOU want.

We don’t need MAGA disrespectful agenda

I bet she's pissed, maybe now she'll take off the tRump knee pads step into the light.

Tots and pears, Elise

Doesn’t matter how much you suck up to Dickhead. They never learn. Fools!

I think she should show her disappointment by resigning from congress.

Changing parties? Kick Donnie right in his fat, pompous ass? Claim that she has now seen the light?

Hell hath no fury like a spurned Congresswoman…right @repstefanik1.bsky.social ??

I love this idea for her.

VOTE HER OUT NY!!

Somewhere, the world’s tiniest violin is playing a sad sad song.

Elise Stefanik is the white trash in the GQP MAGA Dumpster Fire

But we know it was just a needed distraction from Signalgate. It worked for a bit but didn't totally remove it from the headlines. Keep watching for the next distraction to flush new headlines

Maybe she can kick some puppies or eat some kittens. That will make her feel better.

Oink

JUMP ELISE

Stealing this 😁

Sold her soul for nothing. When are they going to realize that everything Trump touches dies?

I wish he would start touching himself (in private, not an image I want to see).

Or needs a lawyer!

😅🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣🤣😅

Boo. Hoo.

😂😂😂 FAFO 🤣🤣

Thoughts and prayers, poor thing.

And I had a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast today.

She’s gonna have a hard time going out in public up here.

When was the last time she was even in our district?

My district borders yours so I’m not sure. I do know people though who once supported her and are having serious misgivings.

It’s About time!

One of the largest employers in her district is Fort Drum, home of the Army's 10th Mountain Division (Light Infantry). When they start losing jobs under Muskrat McNazi's reign of error, she will have a lot of pissed off constituents - both normal and MAGA.

There are losers and than there are Losers. 🤭

Bless her heart.

Imagine 💋 trumps ass for years.......

Have no fear America the orange turd will nominate someone even less qualified than her.

That someone won’t be hard to find in the GOP! They are all unqualified!

Absolutely!

😂😂😂😂😂

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving soulless, two-faced liar

She even got the MAGA makeover and everything. Bummer

bsky.app/profile/msma...

She has recourse. Tell Trump she’s switching to Dem party!

Ew. No!

Now she has time to work on her cankles.

Boohoo

#ETTD

Didn't take Felon 47 long to throw her ass under the bus. May she have the kind of day that she deserves.

Boo hoo. Maybe she’ll have an ugly cry

Her sadness is the seed to my joy.

Good way to put it 🤭🤭♥️♥️♥️

Aw…

I read she was already replaced as member of GOP House leadership, as well. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving POS. 👏👏👏

Tots and pears 😂

Meh. She probably did want it, but it's a thankless, low profile role that wasn't going to give her what she really craves most: power & publicity. IMO, she's gonna try a run for Senate in 2028.

Soulless miserable hostage bitch

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So much ass kissing for nada. Awww. Poor poor girl

She needed a few more tattoos...

She needed more Botox, new teeth and shoot her dog.

She thought she was gonna get to escape. Nope. They'll get to live in the world of their own making. It is just a matter of time.

Sweet sweet schadenfreude.

Hahahahaha!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 couldn’t happen to a better person. Karma a bitch,bitch.

She is a disgusting human being

Bahahahaha!

😹😹😹

She could be a fraternal twin of the Arkansas governor.

Well, the Orange can give her a secretary seat instead. There is really no competence or experience requirement for those, only sycophancy.

She's an embarrassment for the American people. She doesn't need any attention on the world stage.

You really got to do something about your constipation Elise, really you do.

well, what did she expect: butt plugs get shat on

Isn’t the capriciousness of life wonderful. In a sweet minute Stefanik went from being the American UN ambassador to a politician who won’t hold her seat at the next election she faces. Champagne to cat’s piss.

Damn well expressed 👌🔥

That look when you have sold your soul to the devil and the devil says no thanks.

For revenge she could vote with the democrats

That would take courage and dignity. Not happening.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

She really, really wanted to be VP. Then she was temporarily Nikki Haley'd. Now she's just another placeholder. When will these people learn that Dear Leader thinks only of himself?

They all think “oh he would never do that to ME”. And then he does. 😂😂😂😂. Remember Rudy? Trump forgot he exists and now he’s homeless 😂😂😂

In true character, trump never paid poor Rudy for all the lies he told on trumps behalf.

I thought of Rudy yesterday. Is he now aware dt played him for an expensive toy! We haven’t word from him since the judge told him to pay Ms Ruby and Shay.

Apparently someone came up with the money to erase Rudys debt. You’re right he’s been quiet as a mouse.

And the best part of that…is that that debt is now owned by Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss! Well done, ladies!!

Never. ☺️

And instead of enjoying life in NYC, she now has to face angry North Country constituents as this regime tears everything apart. It’s fitting that she reaps what she’s sown, rather than escape.

Yeah, but imagine how relieved the UN must be!!

😀

So America is really. I really, really wanted her seat to flip blue. 😪

🤢🤢🤢🤮

Bless her heart.

Now, do what you are told, or else!!

Case number 14,563 of #ETTD

So I guess he heads back to pilfer more FOX weekend talent...

Who will now be the UN Ambassador, Kim Kardashian? :-)

Another disappointed Grump supporter. Boo hoo. Boo hoo.

Poor girl! All that "sucking up" didn't work, did it?

She should try a boob job, blonde hair and plastic surgery. That always works with trump.

Well, it works with some and not others. Hegseth? Not so much.

No sorry for her here

She’s such a pig.

It’s gonna be annoying if Democrats defy the odds and win every single special election. When they could’ve possibly also won this one other seat and flipped the entire house. I can’t imagine Tallahassee turning blue though. But things are close in Walz old district.

It would be hilarious if all of those seats flipped and then Stefanik switched parties out of spite.

Or some geriatric GOP congressman drops dead from natural causes.

She a koolaid cultist. He could literally punch her in the nose and she'd still stick with him.

She is definitely gargling the orange Kool-Aid. She went on Fox to talk about “being a team player.”

Not so sure about that. I think it’s a real possibility she wanted to distance herself from the shit show.

Stefanik is one of main characters in the shit show.

I think she should resign her seat in Congress to protest.

👌

😂 🐷

All that shit on her nose for nothing 🤣🤣🤣

I just wrote this very sad song, I hope you like it, I made it just Fer Elise. Make sure to play it slowly for the right mood youtu.be/RCcy8RBhSww

Bravo !!! 💐

The gift and curse of rapid access memory. AKA. ADHD

Our daughter has played since age 4 and I dabble in many instruments including the piano. Cathartic is my repetition!

Oh trust me, I know ! It’s like a steel trap, that then releases a tanker of water ! I listen to Satie, Gnossiennes on 30 loop (then repeat) to complete projects

Elise- vote Democratic and that will be telling Trump F you! Sound good?

Great idea

thoughts & prayers

She can always work for hands maid tale. She has experience on it

Pobresita

Sold her soul for empty promises.

I needed some humor this week. All that ass kissing and social climbing and kicked to the curb anyway.

Karma is a BITCH🤣🤣🤣

Poor Elise, the tool for trumpkin. I wish they would get her out of the house, but not yet. Maybe 2026???

If trump and musk keep doing what they’re doing …..definitely 2026 she’s out!

Good.

And for only 99 cents per day, you too can help poor Elise...

hahahahahaha No, really.

Forever synonymous with ‘HUMILIATED’

Unless you offer more plastic, the trump bus will put you in the back seat or run over you.

Look at it this way you won’t be the one going to jail or will you?

I don't blame her. She probably was hoping that it would get her away from the MAGAs.

I understood she had a lot of $$$ in her eyes, while converting to MAGA. Poor her. Now she will need to work the base, just like Bannon. (He also failed to steal the 100mln entrance ticket and got locked up for trying)

Karma

And she got that Maralardo face lift for nuthin

Too bad, so sad...she put all of her eggs in Trump's basket and he handed her back egg salad. Can't believe these people trust a pathological liar to keep promises. Even if she had gotten the job, it likely wouldn't have ended well. He throws everyone under the bus eventually.

Elise is a puppet ! And will say & do anything they send her out there to say or do !

😆😆

Member countries of the UN will not miss her at all. The United Nations should at least censure the U.S. at this point for global MAGA chaos.

👋

Sucks being her. 🤷‍♀️

Don’t feel sorry for her. She thought her pit bull attacks on decency would be rewarded by Trump. Elon could have spent millions to insure GOP candidate would win. So Elise are you convinced? Trump betrays everyone in the end.

She is having to eat shit today. Poor, poor Elise.

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She thought she was on a leadership track. The UN gig would have solidified that belief. Another DEI hire trashed and now she gets to be a back bencher in congress as all of the leadership postions are assigned. Destined for irrelevance. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

Elise is sad. Hope she wasn’t picking out drapes and carpet. 😂😂

FYI: Ambassador’s Residence is now a modern 5-bedroom 37th floor penthouse at 50 United Nations Plaza with sweeping views of East River and Brooklyn. I don’t believe the “happy face”emoji drapes are returnable. The purple shag carpet she picked out had not been installed yet.

😁😁

Bahahahahahaha. Snort! Hahahahaha

Boo fuckin' hoo!

Some morons are too moronic for even the moron in the red hat.

That has a real ring to it!

Anything that makes her life hell, I’m here to cheer.

May they ALLLL get what they deserve.

Oh Elise, it doesn’t matter what you do.

I have a concept of thoughts and prayers

That face just ruined my breakfast thanks!

Be glad you weren’t viewing Sarah H S of glorious Arkansas

She bought a new one Didn’t you hear? All for nothing 🤷‍♀️ She looks much better. You can’t even recognize her 😃

Then this one ought to take care of lunch and dinner. You’re welcome.

😂

Well you ruined my lunch and dinner and I will have nightmares tonight...thanks

Who thought you could use bsky for a weight loss regimen?! TIL.

you guys 🤣

That's a great idea for a weight loss plan. Plates with pictures of GOP women on them. As you eat, more of their faces show, and you lose your appetite, and maybe even barf. The Hurl-a-Ho Diet plan.

Why do people do this? At the same time, I'm glad they do - it makes it a lot easier to spot the monsters.

At a guess: evil eats them from the inside, and in the end they cannot bear the traces of innocence they still see in their faces when they look in the mirror. So they remake their faces to reflect the howling darkness within, and that way achieve some kind of peace.

Ooh, that makes perfect sense. I may steal this. :)

Please do!

🤢🤮🤢🤮

That is truly scary.

It’s a cautionary tale warning people that MAGA is detrimental to their physical health and appearance. Ask your doctor if MAGA is right for you. (Spoiler alert: IT ISN’T.)

If anyone looked like a drag queen it would be her

Now if that face doesn't give you nightmares, you are probably a MAGAt.

Is this a man or a woman?

Fair question. It was Laura Loomer before the demons of Hell hollowed out her soul and left that behind. Sadly, that’s all that’s left.

😁

I actually wondered if she was part of Monsters Inc. She looks so normal. Most of them all go to the same plastic botchery factory.

She's most definitely part of Monsters Inc. Selfish and self-serving, she's worked against her constituents in NY-21 at every opportunity. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

I didn't know who she was. I figured she was a monster because of the context, but was surprised by her normal looking appearance. Most of those folk are either plastic bobbleheads, or dessicated lizard people.

She sure the hell does! As one of her constituents, she’s done absolutely nothing for us, yet the MAGA keep voting her in 🤦🏼‍♀️. She’s a waste! Only decent thing she could do is resign!

She missed the MAGA-face memo

She'll mainline a bit of Wegovy first.

They start with Wegovy, then their faces are too thin, so they plump them up with fillers, then their lips look too small, so they pump those up. Then the fillers overcome the body's ability to absorb and break them down and their heads fill with goo. Rinse, repeat.

😂👍

Pffft!

Saw the housing they supply she would have had. Gorgeous. I'd be sad too.

*world’s tiniest violin playing”

I only wish the quislings surrounding and the cultists that voted for him would have realized he is a busdriver with a vendetta. Her pass got punched. Boo hoo. Tire tracks all across that back.

But she kissed so much ass!

She's yet another example of somebody who was allegedly "moderate" and then literally did a 180 seemingly overnight and became a Trump Nazi. It's just bizarre. She's repellent.

haaaaate hurrhh

True, dat. 💯

Aww. Hope the rest of her experience as a Trump suck up is equally miserable. She even “smeared orange” (tm) to no avail. “Smearing orange” is the submissive Trumper’s practice of applying orange makeup to their faces to emulate their leader. Aptly, it is embarrassing and stupid. But they do it.

That apt was gorgeous but Trump is going to sell everything when he’s finished destroying the gov’t and democracy. That UN site is prime real estate. All the women he hired are leading organizations he’s closing. Look at it.

🤮

The pick me didn’t get picked

It'd be so funny as she resigned her seat lol Stick it to Trump like he stuck it to her

lol trump never keeps promises and these people never learn. Fucked up circle of masochism for people like Elsie

Hehehehe. Leopard whose face she licked took her down.

Maybe they should make MTG the UN ambassador. She’s useless as fuck, and if you want the world to despise us forever, that’d your checkmate.

She'd get the rest of the world to declare war on the US...

🤣🤣🤣

😡🤣😡

Both Stefanik and Tulsi are top finalist in the "Best Portrayal of Marie Magdalene Contest". May the best woman win 🤞

Penthouse Suite to Town Hall - it describes part of the moral arc in my view

Ten thousand tiny violins take up the Schadenfreude symphony Opus NY21 Lacrimosa Clown 🤡 sweet smell of defeat 😜

they know they're fucked in the mid-terms. Can't lose her seat.

😂 Karma’s a bitch

Cry harder

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, poor, poor Elise.

Bro, she practiced in front of the mirror a long fuckin time.

Hahaha

Conned by the Donald. How embarrassing she was stupid enough to be conned.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Maybe Stefanik should flip to the Democratic party.

Her FO moment. I love that we all got to experience it with her. ;)

She should be sad that at least one of the other 2 who left Congress for Admin jobs actually got the job and one had to resign. That one could have stayed and She could have gotten the job. But she’s a woman so I guess it doesn’t matter to Trump.

I’ll dust off my violin….

It turned out so well for Nikki.

Ugly sad.

Moo!

Correction: The clownshoed fascist stooge really wanted to embarrass the USA in that UN gig.

Soulless KKKaren will just have to return to her original wallow...

😂😂😂 Another satisfied Trump loyalist.

Karma always come calling. Always.

💯

Sad girl summer...starring Elise "I could've been somebody" Stefanik😒

Let’s Go Krasnov!!

Yeah… poor Elsie! You’ve been used and tossed aside!

Let's double her misery and help her lose her seat in Congress too! Vote for her Democratic opponent Blake Gendebien instead and help send to little Trumper home to wallow in her misery.

Yes, let's make it more difficult. Vote for Blake: blakegendebienforcongress.com

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I have questions about these too! Anyone else?

I guess she doesn’t get that penthouse after all. 😂

Concepts of penthouse.

We should remind her that Kimberly Guilfoyle has a penthouse in Greece

✅🏆 oh, Boom💥

Aw! Schucks!

Stuffedfanny will probably survive. Unfortunately.

Ha ha