She lied on her visa application.

Exactly. She couldn't greet French 5 year olds in French. It's on video.

I've never really been to France and even I could muster a plausible *bonjour*

"Never really been to France... I mean, technically? My life is weird

I'm 3 for 5 on missed flights out of CDG. And had to be put up in a hotel twice. And transfered to Orly once. So technically I've "been" to Paris, but I've never really been there. Not a big fan.

I did a month of law school in Paris. I wish I had a bigger budget.

I meant to double back on this. Is "studied abroad" in law school a common thing? That sounds really cool.

I did it twice in Spain because my law school hosted it. Yes it is a thing. Grades are much easier. It is really cool.

Is there much various between like French and Spanish law and the U.S.? I have questions.

We did get to visit the Court de Cassion in Paris which is the French equivalent of the supreme Court. I like how they have 90 justices that rotate so you never have the same panel sitting on a case.

It was an ABA approved law school. We learned a little bit about Spanish law and French law. French law is based on civil law not common law like in our system.

Louisiana is the only state that follows civil law instead of common law.

I could get like Oxford, or Cambridge. Not being dismissive, genuinely curious

It might be lovely. I honestly hope it is. And I am legit jealous of your experiences. But I only know France through the airports. And France f*cking sucks. Don't lie.

My fun CDG story? I had like an hour between flights. Got off the plane, asked the woman at the counter "how can I get to gate A?" She motioned to the air train, or whatever the f*ck that was. I was on like 3 busses. And arrived back an hour later right next to that bitch. I made that flight.

Bitch I hate that bitch. 12 years later I still hate that bitch.

Honesty? She probably speaks at a third grade level in Croatia or whenever she's from. Does anyone actually know?

Lol, in my attempt to make a joke I f*cked it up. And somehow managed to leave "whenever" in there. The original joke was WAY funnier. And far more disrespectful.

I e had trumpers tell me she speaks 5 languages.

Well, English isn't one.

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