@institchesbysara.bsky.social is the artist who created this masterpiece & she has a bunch of other designs in her Etsy shop! www.etsy.com/shop/institc...
@institchesbysara.bsky.social is the artist who created this masterpiece & she has a bunch of other designs in her Etsy shop! www.etsy.com/shop/institc...
Nice meme
How much??
Here’s the link directly to the art institchesbysara.com/shop/p/liste...
The artist @institchesbysara.bsky.social doesn’t have it in her shop at the moment, but said a t-shirt is in the works on another comment & has tons of other designs in her Etsy shop. www.etsy.com/shop/institc...
Appreciate the info!
We're dying from dysentery?!
considering it’s usually caused by Shigella which you can get from raw milk, which RFK apparently promotes… some people might 🤷🏻♀️
Also, unsafe drinking water, which monitoring of is being shut down.
Oh Fuck!! That's the truth!
I mean, it's not as far fetched as one might think... www.koin.com/news/oregon/...
Oh please tell me that's a real cross stitch kit.
The artist is @institchesbysara.bsky.social and you can buy the pattern on her site here: institchesbysara.com/shop/p/orego...
Thank you so very much. I know what I'm stitching.
I love this.
Brilliant!
I love this soo much!!
"I swear to ignore decades of proven science in favor of insane conspiracy theories that the worm in my brain whispered to me while I slept, so help me Zeus."
Dude the Brain Worms are in control and You Can't Change my mind. If you take that as a fact everything else he says or does 100% makes sense. He's helping his bacteria/virus breathen out.
Infants under 1 year of age, rely on herd immunity to keep them safe from measles. They're too young for the vaccine. All these moms were vaccinated but they did their "research" and that's what counts.
I rely on herd immunity for Measles! I've had the MMR 5x and I still show no immunity for it.
He’s so profoundly unqualified and incompetent it makes me want to scream. Americans are going to suffer and die because of his ‘worm brain’ insanity. God help us all.
This is the funniest write up I’ve seen in a long while 😂😂😂😂
I actually choked. That is amazing!
"Cholera is good for you."
Worst mistake ever.
Ha!
Lol classic! youtu.be/HYYO2adk9fw?...
interesting how these "100% pro-lifers" are so accepting of death when it's from vaccine denialism
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTARAY
WOW
that is really quite good!
🤣😂🤣 accurate
@gothtatertot.bsky.social
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes. This. Dysentery.
😂
That’s so spot on! And, so f*ucking hilarious!
🤣
No, because why am I getting Oregon Trail flashbacks from the game😭😂
Ohhhhh... I bet that would look pretty great as a 3D print
Well, that conjured up a genuine smile!
You have cholera?
Did heroin kill his brain worm?
Heroin worms
Absolutely love resistance cross stitch.
Who needs dysentery when you have RFK?
OMG. Love this. (but really hate it, if you know what I mean)
Epic!!♥️
They should do a 2025 version of this game!
That … is funny 😄
Add the Jr. there. Don't drag dad in too this. He wouldn't have approved.
Nah. Clearly he was a shitty parent to have raised such an entitled monster 🤷🏻♀️
There is a dysentery outbreak in Portland. Somewhere out there, my maternal grandfather, whose family were one of the first families on the Oregon Trail, is making a bet with his best friend, on how embarrassingly quickly I will die from it, and blaming my father for my lack of ability to survive.
I thought this was a patch for a second
Updated Oregon Trail
Sad but true: dysentery cases on the rise in Portland. www.koin.com/news/oregon/...
Love that! It’s going to reach a certain generation and their parents.
🤣
Bahaha!
Wow that’s hilarious 😂 yet also sad…
You can give it to the artist here: institchesbysara.com/shop/p/liste...
True
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Do one with the medieval "Plague Mask". THAT would be perfect. Bring out your dead.
Love this homage to Oregan Trail!!!
😂😫💙
This and "Behold the field in which I sow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren." are my 2 favorite cross stitches. Excellent work.
I'll be honest, I giggled.
I want to get this good at cross stitching. 😂
I’m hoping that at the end of my 70,000+ stitch cross stitch I can be as clean as these stitches are!
Another vote for T-shirt. 100% cotton please.
I want that on a tshirt
In the works!
Her website is: institchesbysara.com/shop/p/liste...
This is a must have.
Speaking of horse and buggy, remember the sister in Little House on the Prairie that suffered complete blindness from, wait for it, measles?
Lmao
This is Awesome!!!! You need to offer this as a T-Shirt!
The artist @institchesbysara.bsky.social said in another comment one is in the works. Go follow her for updates :-)
Ain't it the truth. Mentally diseased brain worm hosting goblin idiot.
💀💀💀
AMAZING.
🔥🔥
Classic Oregon Trail moment. Guess I should've packed more clean water and medicine.
💀💀💀🤣
Ah, perfection.
*Laughs in Gen X*
I need a shirt of this
@institchesbysara.bsky.social said in another comment that there’s one in the works, so follow her for updates :-)
Not me I think he’s a quack he’s going to cause a lot of people to die and people need to look at that. The man doesn’t even believe in science.
Love this!!!! 😂
So 💀😵
RIP Zeke
🤣😂😅
Hahaha only those of a certain age will get this..
Generational hipster elitism? - Some people know the pop culture of decades previous to their birth. As one example: I have seen "Casablanca". As another example: I know Gen Zs who are familiar with the Oregon Trail game. No, age doesn't give you some special insider status.
Now THAT is funny.
Listen to In the realm of sleep - Glass Cannons by Glass Cannons on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/wSvuiynTctVE...
This is the fastest you will travel in the future….
Vote of No Confidence: State Governments Must Reject Federal Governance Breakdown chng.it/8wKPHVsPfD
Hahahaa wow I did a little cackle 🤣
Sublime
😂 I thought this one would have been for very few... Glad it's not!
A lot of Americans are going to suffer and die because of the ‘worm brain’ HHS Secretary. He’s so profoundly unqualified and incompetent that it’s both scary and maddening.
Kennedy will turn out to be the Donner Party of #HHS secretaries.
Great pattern.
I just bought this from her store, for my office. It’s perfect!
Yay!!
NOOO I DONT WANT DYSENTERY
Funnily, I think that's the one thing I never died of
Lol
Does anyone have this on a shirt?? TAKE MY MONEY
In the works!
SPOT ON PERFECT
I posted this in ND. A harpy immediately called me out for it and said they were going to have it taken down. They did, admins citing it is a non local topic. I made it my profile pic. Tee hee 😏🤭
I love making your pic so they still have to see it 🤣
The crones won’t even notice. Half of them barely know how to use the internet and are only screaming about my posts bc it’s a red state majority and I’ve ruffled their right winged feathers. Too bad they don’t understand the implications of silencing the truth bc they live in a bubble.
It kind of is a local issue though if you have a big anti-vaccine community since he flipped yesterday and is now telling people to get the MMR.
That’s what I said in my appeal, especially since there is a measles outbreak in the state I live in as we speak. Denied. 😂 So then I posted links to disease tracking websites published by Boston Children’s Hospital and the global incident map. I’m inches from being banned - again. 😂
🫠🫠🫠
Ya and now measles is a thing in Texas! You kidding me
bsky.app/profile/dr-g...
Brilliantly clever! ❤️
Nailed it
IYKYK 😞
You died of dissing Terry.
RFK is also a Nazi. He will align health services for whites only.
* Jr.
Do you know a good barber? I need my appendix remodeled.
It’s just freaking unbelievable!! But when you take a close look at his appointees, they are all total losers and completely ignorant. Way to make us great asshat!!!!
Why is this the best RFK reference ever?
POV: It’s 2025, but you voted for 1851 nypost.com/2025/03/01/u...
But did I, or did they? Asking for all the responsible people in the US, including Caroline Kennedy.
No, if I listened to RFK I'd be just coming down enough from a heroin high that I had the energy to go outside and decapitate the neighbors dog that just got run over in the street except I couldn't run because I am paralyzed from polio because I didn't get immunized....
The original artist is on here, please give credit: @institchesbysara.bsky.social
Thank you!!!!!
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Thank you so much for finding her! I wish this app would let me edit the post to tag her bc I shared so quick I forgot to check the handle to see if she was on this app too 🤦🏻♀️ She deserves all of her flowers.
RFK, Jr...and important distinction!
They might bring back some of the classic sickness from the 1800s
I laughed out load. So good. Mine now.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Needs the Jr. on it. RFK Sr. was a great man. Jr. has a worm that was eating his brain and starved.
Love this!
Fun fact: Oregon trail was remade with better graphics and less racism. It’s available on Steam and Apple Arcade!
And PlayStation.
I figured it probably was but mentioned the two I knew for sure 😅
The struggle is real 😭🤣
Well, there goes $30.
It’s nostalgic af
@uwtartarus.bsky.social
😭😵
Oregon trail is quite a stretch for a country that graduates illiterates every day.
🤣
Worst ending EVER to Oregon Trail. 😂
God I love you😂😂😂😂
In addition to the 'died from dysentery or cholera,' the new RFK Jr. edition of Oregon Trail also includes: You died from Ebola. You died from COVID. You died from Measles. You died from ordinary Influenza. You died from Avian Flu. You died from Mumps. You died from polio. You died from Ivermectin.
You died from Raw Milk.
Don’t forget brain worms yall
or, you died from ingesting raw milk immediately after surgery required due to ingesting raw milk! idk that she’s died yet, but there’s a literally case where this girl had some systemic failure, and after surgery her mom snuck some raw milk for her into the hospital! 😵
*acquired
wtf?! I didn’t hear about that, but it’s INSANE.
ebonywarriorstudios posted a stitch to it a few months ago, buy good luck finding it. he uploads a LOT. lol
You died from H5N1
FUCK. thats like the least cool one.
You died from Hep A, B, C You died from tuberculosis You died from c.diff You died from chicken pox You died from tetanus, diphtheria, pertusis, dengue, mpox, RSV, HPV, mumps, rubella, rubeola, rotavirus... syphilis. Better?
Don’t forget about cervical cancer! The HPV vaccine is in rfk’s sights. 😃
I included HPV 🙂 no vax, no birth control, no vasectomy, no abortion = no intercourse.
You died from Being Denied Coverage.
Perfect.
I love Oregon Trail
If you're a kid of the 80s, you totally get this.
Dead is correct lol The Oregon trail I haven't seen that image in over 40 years💀💀💀💀☠️🥰🤣🤣🤣
was the worst video game ever. no matter what you did you died.
😂✊ bsky.app/profile/tipp...
RFK Jr., you’ve gotta be specific. The original RFK would’ve been fucking appalled by what his son is doing.
I guess I need to get stitching.
#FinalBoss
I tried f hard to explain to my wife.
Perfect.
The Moron Trail......
Love it
Took me a second.
ROTFL!
Funny and most true. The no more hfcs in sodas will be a welcome change. Getting rid of some of the dyes and chemicals in our foods. I doubt his plans to do those things will get past the corporate oligarchs though.
☠️ love this
Love it.
POP OFF BESTIE!!!!!
😂
Hahahahaha! This is amazing.
Amazing
That's so perfect
She is making shirts of this!
Donner Party for Dinner?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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I want this
The original artist is @institchesbysara.bsky.social and she sells it on her site here: institchesbysara.com/shop/p/liste...
😂😂😂
Exactly!
😂
And died from dysentery…wah wah wahhhh
😅😅😅
😆
I’m not a kid from the 80’s but I played the game before (the older 80’s to 90’s one) so I already got the reference.
PFFFFFFF
😆 🤣 😂
I wonder how the parents of the child that died in Texas because they weren't vaccinated for the measles are feeling right now??? They have to live the rest of their lives knowing that their stupidity killed their child.
I can’t even imagine. It’s so crazy sad. Andrew Wakefield should be held personally liable for every measles death as a result of his BS debunked study that started most of the antivax nonsense.
Still say give them a choice, sterilization or prison
Legendary!