āAs Mayor of Spokane, Iāve declared a state of emotional emergency. Iāve been informed that City staff are currently ranking their favorite Taylor Swift eras instead of processing permits and picking up garbage. City services will resume tomorrow.ā This is a real paper not The Onion š
Also, I donāt know who needs to hear this, but ordering a copy of their marriage license to hang on their wall is insane behavior. Donāt do that.
i didnāt even know you could order a copy of someone elseās marriage licence??? wtf
lmao i always think like, "would this person be chill with knowing i did that?" as a gauge for whether something is okay to do and like, i don't think taylor would get *upset* about someone doing this, but i think she would think it was really fucking weird