Dear God, You don’t know me, but I’ve been a very good boy for over 47yrs now. I’ve never asked you for anything before, because you gave us free will and decided not to interfere in earthly matters. But for fuck’s sake let us win tomorrow. Early goal. 3-0. K thanks Bye. Amen. 🙏 #Everton
Personally I’d take 2-0 but agree with your sentiment…😉
you'd take 1-0
God isn't real brother. Read sapiens.
We win 3-0 tomorrow and He is.
He's not but we still won 3-0. X
And if the goals can be scored by Tark or NDiaye and Salah get a red card, that would be great for my fantasy football team in the league with my family
A first minute red card would be most welcome. Failing that an injury.
Copied this into my alarm so I remember to say it before I go to bed tonight.
God knows you Michael. You have been on the Block List for Heaven for a very, VERY, long time now.
At least I’ve never given flowers to a girl that I stole from a graveyard, Neil.
God also sees you when you lie.
Hopefully you have been slightly naughty and we are restricted to a 2-0 win to cover our kid's everymatch 2-0 win bet. Then he might buy his round.
Actually trying to do fine fining from Heron Foods must push you into that bracket
My local Heron’s has been closed for the last two weeks for a refurb. So I’ve not sinned in that regard recently.
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You must be starvin Mike
I stocked up before they closed.
He’s not daft that lad
As a wool you need to ask Satan lad.
You meet the devil at midnight, Brian. Meeting went well. 2-0 tomorrow and he gets my earthly soul. But I also got us a RB and DCM before the window shuts. But 3-0 and we all have start going to church.
