we have found jon stewart’s character from half baked in the present day

didnt the director say in the third movie that the zombies fuck eachother pretty sure that means they can get high

I could totally smoke up a whole mess of my infected brothers, hell yeah

All the classic slow plodding zombies are high as hell

Getting toasted with Bub from Day of the Dead would be chill

They'd totally get the munchies...for brains!

@murderxbryan.bsky.social

make em freak out harder and get more violent but maybe less focused? so even more chaotic

I think my answer is that they regain some rationality but get even hungrier for human flesh, so they chow down on you but theyre screaming IM SORRY IM SORRY while they do it

Is it, or is it just basically The Only Web Forum Left

Wouldn't it just make em hungrier?

maybe they would chill the fuck out

Idk they're really upset

you're right, they have the rage virus. much to think about

I still think they would calm down quite a bit

maybe but it's a pretty big risk, what if you pass them the joint and they do some zombie shit anyways

Oh yeah let’s give the bitey monsters “the munchies” what’s the worst that could happen

It's puff puff pass not puff puff bite me and vomit blood in my face

Well clearly sedatives or drugs of some kind work on them because the big guy in 28 Years Later is mellowed out by tranquilizer darts but I guess I shouldn't expect basic knowledge on that level from this group of fake fans.

Get TF outta here! That is a powerful tranquilizer of Dr. Kelson's own design. I think the best you would do by giving them 300mg of edibles is make them vomit

How are you going to get them to EAT the edibles, and what are you going to do while waiting for them to kick in?

also it's important to note that luke has failed to factor in the gigantic hogs these dudes are rocking with

Most casuals don't even think of Hog Factor

Hog Factor basically destroys all the math

Some of them might try to start a psych rock band

I can't fucking believe this

R u willing to test that theory and hotbox in a car with 3 infected

The innocence!

this is a good question i need to know the answer

Zombie munchies

28 days later is the rage virus tho not zombies!!

It wouldn't do anything, I feel like most would have rigormortis, and they don't seem to bleed in a way that affects them so I doubt their blood does anything for them

I think they'd get really scared.

Same I think they would becme very paranoid and think people were out to get them

What if they hadn’t heard of dabs before and could just chill out?

cure for the rage virus

ah yes let’s give the disturbingly fast rage zombies the munchies.

I think they would get stoned

Waste of good weed

💯💯💯

I don't think it would matter

This might actually mutate them into more powerful and dangerous threats

I think that's how you get the slow-lows from the new one

from r/meth

Meth heads are mythical creatures

28 Joints Later, starring Seth Green but from the 90s.

I mean the doctor guy DID drug that big zombie in 28 years... so I can see why op asked the question, the zombies bodies def still process the chemicals

It would work on the I am Legend zombies for sure