I'm sure everything will be done by the book. Innocent until proven guilty of course but...

Dat's awl dat ayem saying. Effen cates donut upp-wholed da law ob de land, den who will? En Cateland, doo procecz iz still mamdanatory

Momb saw himb chew off de flore matt peese an plaey wit it. an he were alown in de dinink roomb an I werr owtside wen dis demolishun occurredt. juss seyink

Uh oh! Da ebidense iz sure poynting en himb's dewreckshun. Butt donut we knead to call a grande churro so dey will esshue an enditemint first?