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Carole Czoernie

@czoernie.bsky.social

Account of cats (Li-lan and Walt); dogs (Sophie, Peyton and Rocky) and their Hoomom (Carole). I'll leave it to the reader to determine who is speaking. #Hedgewatch #UglyDogs #AllMenAreCreatedEqual

created August 25, 2023

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Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social)

Freddie would be proud!

2/9/2025, 4:10:45 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Portland, Maine crowd as Democratic US Senate candidate Graham Platner takes the stage today.

1/9/2025, 10:36:17 PM | 16777 3844 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously!

2/9/2025, 3:18:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ«‚

2/9/2025, 2:21:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Birthday Q!

2/9/2025, 2:19:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine is cats and dogs tied for first, then people.

2/9/2025, 2:11:11 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

It sounds you have gotten to know them pretty well and vice versa. I'm happy you have them to distract you from the horror that is our government. I sometimes worry about you because I know you follow the news closely. It can suck the joy out of you if you're not careful.

2/9/2025, 2:01:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a delight β™₯️ !

2/9/2025, 1:46:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social)

The Birdie Buffet update is always entertaining! πŸ₯œπŸ¦πŸ₯œπŸΏοΈπŸ₯œπŸ˜ΌπŸ₯œ

2/9/2025, 1:45:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Absoolootlee!

2/9/2025, 1:29:21 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Imb haits to tell yoo dis, Gonz, butt der'es awlwaze gowink to be sumwun lieks Fizgig awrund fur da rest ob yoor lyfe.

2/9/2025, 1:28:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ˜‚ Hoo Boy, I always do things the hard wayβ€”I enlarged the photo and saw it was printed on the sign. This is why I should get in the habit of slowing down and reading alt text. There's more than likely something the author wants you to know that's not in the post.

2/9/2025, 12:22:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Good work Mary! I'm happy you were able to attend the protest.

2/9/2025, 12:09:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social)

I love this story and the sign. You can buy one at www.inouramericalovewins.org

2/9/2025, 12:07:31 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll take "How to encourage sibling rivalry" for 500! I empathize, in some ways this is worse.

1/9/2025, 11:28:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

It is now for sure. Back when I was in school it wasn't at all unusual.

1/9/2025, 10:31:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course he would!

1/9/2025, 10:19:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Hai Mona!!!!

1/9/2025, 10:17:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Guess what turned out to be my worst subject? To this day, I still have math anxiety.

1/9/2025, 10:12:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate when teachers do this! Depending on the student, that kid might never raise their hand again. My math teacher (who was also the football coach) would make a joke every time I asked an earnest but stupid question, eliciting laughs from all his players.

1/9/2025, 10:00:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Adored his wife.

1/9/2025, 9:49:04 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mini Motley Sanctuary (@minisanctuary.bsky.social) reposted

Hello! We’re working on new YouTube videos. Could you help us out & share our YouTube channel so that lots of lovely animal lovers can find our videos?! Please subscribe, it’s free, if you haven’t already 🫢 + leave a comment if you enjoy! youtu.be/p2eEaE6rr_s?... #animalsanctuary #rescueanimals

1/9/2025, 9:37:57 PM | 9 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Introduces facts not in evidence!

1/9/2025, 7:26:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 7:19:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Woolly mammonths weer nown to enhabbit da hillz ob Oakland and Burklee fur mellaneeums. Yoo kanutt tell da me dat a phew ob dem habent surbibed.

1/9/2025, 6:06:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Amb ai da onlee wun arund heer whomst tinks yoos iz bean hastee?

1/9/2025, 5:57:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Phfft!!!

1/9/2025, 5:47:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Btw, I think this is how RFK Jr. got HIS brain worms.

1/9/2025, 5:16:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Well at least they're dead.

1/9/2025, 5:14:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

*'s

1/9/2025, 4:42:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Now hang on there! I'm looking at two dogs, one of which has the others front paw in her mouth, biting it ferociously, while the other is howling in pain. And he deserves this?

1/9/2025, 4:40:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

That is a clear indication that Pollox, hungering for your attention and failing to get it, clearly wants a belly rub. NOW!

1/9/2025, 4:37:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luca (@lucagalletti.bsky.social) reposted

I didn’t know it but now I need a baby donkey πŸ˜‚πŸ’—

31/8/2025, 10:34:05 PM | 9846 1127 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy (@herooftim.bsky.social) reposted

Take a look at this binocukitty

31/8/2025, 11:16:29 PM | 31 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

With pleasure. Also smooches 😘 !

1/9/2025, 12:28:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan (@jordansbrock.bsky.social) reposted

Okay #UglyDogs, I spent nine hours in the ER last night, and I have a specialist appt Tuesday. Worst case, I’m won’t be able to do a single damn bit of training for Aleya for weeks or longer. So once again, I need a board and train - one that DOESN’T suck. And I need it fast.

31/8/2025, 4:46:48 PM | 20 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

"Go ahead, make my day!" (Gonzo probably)

31/8/2025, 5:45:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember dat!

31/8/2025, 5:41:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Flanoy awlwayze be finking wif dat big brane ob himb.

31/8/2025, 5:41:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

gud ideah!

31/8/2025, 5:36:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

eben bedder!

31/8/2025, 5:32:36 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yez shure butt meenwhyle McQ iz distroeyink da dynink rume.

31/8/2025, 5:31:51 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Dis iz gud. Jus youse duck tape to sticc bak togedder. Eze Peze! An reduse da charge tooah messdameener.

31/8/2025, 5:28:26 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

That is a mighty fine collar Joe has on. Is he perhaps a member of the clergy?

31/8/2025, 5:15:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Here we go again.

31/8/2025, 5:09:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

More like Jean-Michel Basquiat.

31/8/2025, 2:27:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm happy you're doing better. ❀️

31/8/2025, 3:50:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arthur Fontaine (@arthurfontaine.com) reposted reply parent

When you accidentally say a curse word in front of Mom...
30/8/2025, 2:39:05 PM | 201 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social)

:(

31/8/2025, 3:21:08 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

I use them in smoothies.

31/8/2025, 3:20:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve McKerrall (@photosteve.bsky.social) reposted

A river otter family on a sandy beach 🧡 #mammals #otters

Three river otters standing on a sandy beach with green reeds in the background. Two of the river otters are standing on top of the hill and the third is poking its head above the hill to see what’s going on.
30/8/2025, 2:55:02 PM | 416 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

aye lubs a gud romanse. 🐾 ❌'d‼️

31/8/2025, 2:28:18 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

You are missed Scruffkit ❀️

31/8/2025, 2:17:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social)

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

31/8/2025, 2:13:34 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ’β‰οΈ

31/8/2025, 2:07:33 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Talia Lavin (@swordsjew.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

former kids who read too many books and didnt know how to pronounce the words you learned gang say hey

31/8/2025, 12:19:43 AM | 4074 364 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Here you go Priya 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊

31/8/2025, 1:41:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Youse still hab da moobes guise! An dat Musik iz varry apped for da State ob Okrahambalone

31/8/2025, 1:01:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if you * mind changing your bed linens frequently

31/8/2025, 12:47:47 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

31/8/2025, 12:46:09 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh oh! Da ebidense iz sure poynting en himb's dewreckshun. Butt donut we knead to call a grande churro so dey will esshue an enditemint first?

31/8/2025, 12:43:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ₯° Such a lovely custom!

31/8/2025, 12:36:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if you don't mind changing your bed linens frequently.

31/8/2025, 12:35:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! The bed! The place where Peyton also prefers to eat large gooey morsels, lick his dirty feet, and occasionally barf.

31/8/2025, 12:11:35 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

You haven't heard me sing.

30/8/2025, 11:51:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Dat's awl dat ayem saying. Effen cates donut upp-wholed da law ob de land, den who will? En Cateland, doo procecz iz still mamdanatory

30/8/2025, 11:50:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno Carmel. Habs him bin dooley processed?

30/8/2025, 11:40:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why I am still at liberty.

30/8/2025, 11:37:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ₯°

30/8/2025, 11:35:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

I tink yuo oar too kwik to kast nasturtiums Flanoy. Dis behrs moor enbestication

30/8/2025, 11:34:45 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marlena, quindi (@quindimarlena.bsky.social) reposted

Edmonton, get these cats safely home please. πŸ™

30/8/2025, 8:23:15 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Hai Lewis!

30/8/2025, 9:27:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

It's breathtaking!

30/8/2025, 9:25:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

You're older than I thought! 😹

30/8/2025, 8:37:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RappCatsAdopt (@rappcats.bsky.social) reposted

Bean, one of our newest cats, has graduated to full free roam, sharing a room with the ladies Nia & Iris. He appears a little shell shocked here but hey, that's just Bean being Bean! Check out that fluff tail! (The girls are all a-twitter:) 😸

Black and white cat with yellow eyes
30/8/2025, 8:12:11 PM | 193 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

You've just made my Caturday! Welcome back! ❀️

30/8/2025, 8:13:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Fro' Whisperer (@frowhisperer.bsky.social) reposted

worth remembering that any time i say 'it is happening!' It means it's croissant Saturday for these two (and me).

30/8/2025, 6:50:35 AM | 81 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social)

Some of the things that Sagan said are long gone and gave him hope, have unfortunately made a comeback thanks to today's Maga-led government. This doesn't mean we should give up, we just have to fight all the harder.

30/8/2025, 3:48:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Imb boating fur #1. Ai liek da surpryse in wun eye an da skeptasissem en da odder.

30/8/2025, 3:09:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Very and also intriguing. I think she looks somewhat like Ingrid Bergman from the goodbye scene in "Casablanca."

30/8/2025, 2:51:19 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social)

πŸ‘’Happy Haturday Everyone!πŸ‘’ (@mandolineace.bsky.social made Li-lan this beautiful hat that matches her eyes)

A long-haired seal point cat with blue eyes sits demurely for the camera with a lovely blue whimsical hat perched on her head.
30/8/2025, 2:15:55 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. Text reads: I defragged my zebra
29/8/2025, 8:04:36 PM | 6549 1312 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ“Œ

30/8/2025, 3:22:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

I read the other post so I'm thankful you're all right.

30/8/2025, 2:50:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

⁉️ I hope you're OK!

30/8/2025, 2:46:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Just look at those legs. πŸ’ͺ

30/8/2025, 2:44:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

C'mon Gonz. Despite all her honking, we know you love Momb. Please wish her a wonderful birthday from me.

30/8/2025, 2:43:30 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno Piper, yuo mite wunt to retink dat becus dat's a long tyme wifout fuds.

30/8/2025, 2:18:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

It's literally a travesty of justice and I have to believe for my own sanity that, sooner or later, it will end. :(

30/8/2025, 2:10:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Truth!

29/8/2025, 4:19:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Good afternoon Ziggy. See you tomorrow 😘

29/8/2025, 4:19:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

We're at 86ΒΊ today, which is better than 96ΒΊ, but it's still too hot for me.

29/8/2025, 4:18:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

I like them hot or cold. When they're cold, they're more like a pudding like tapioca.

29/8/2025, 4:15:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

This was only a matter of time.

29/8/2025, 4:12:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Btw, thank you for this. I used to do this but got out of the habit. I tried it last night and again this morning and it really does settle me. I'm trying to stay off the internet (I'm cheating now πŸ˜‚) but you are in my thoughts.

29/8/2025, 4:11:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

It's working too! I held off on looking at the internet until late in the day only I was so tired bc I got so much done, I went to sleep. ❀️

29/8/2025, 2:38:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you Carmel. This is really helpful. I fear the biggest culprit is technology. I have my laptop on a stand-up desk in my kitchen and I constantly look at it every time I walk by. I may to have to restrict my internet time a bit until I finish my tasks. :(

28/8/2025, 5:24:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ“Œ

28/8/2025, 5:14:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anne Margaret Daniel 🌻 (@annemargaretdaniel.bsky.social) reposted

Ashley adopted her foster dog Doodle after someone in Texas had cut his throat. He recovered with her. Now he has pneumonia and she's in need of a little vet help down in Georgia. Please call (478) 987-1514 today and contribute to Ashley Garrett's account for Doodle. Thank you so much. πŸ™ RT

Request for vet help for a sweet dog who has pneumonia and whose owner is struggling. (478) 897-1514 is the vet, and the account is Ashley Garrett for Doodle the dog. Thank you. image
28/8/2025, 1:34:22 PM | 2 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carole Czoernie (@czoernie.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ“Œ Great idea. When is the best time to do it?

28/8/2025, 4:19:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view