‘Cause he’s a big boy…

It's fam at Thanksgiving proclaiming “what a precocious child” when youngest grandkid does “I’m A Little Teapot” with only a few flubs. Mom smugly declares Smartest Child to Ever Fall From A Vagina also knows “Heads, Shoulders, Knees & Toes”…records it all for use as Facebook torture for everyone.

Yet somehow I'm thinking this is going to be in Ep 4 or 5. They already had CEO's and diplomats doing it.

Give them time. South Park will catch up.

Jesus…….

What a crock of 💩. They have no self respect!

It's how Bessent reassures Trump he will commit any crime Trump asks of him.

I bet he starts every meeting with everyone having to say something nice about him.

Clearly this is a group of people who have already seen Trump send many people into the cornfield.

All I can do is 🤮.

I get why Trump likes to sit there for this, but why televise it? To literally maximize the debasement for all involved?

The odd thing is that three-year-olds often don’t wear diapers. But some do, including the one that Bessent is praising.

Do they draw straws for who has to do this shit?

So which comes first? Trump word salads, or the sycophantic drivel and then the word salads?

I have a feeling Scott Bessent is going to be gurgling Trump’s teeny tiny ball sack on the next South Park!

I have to assume they are rewriting this week's episode just to try to prove you wrong.

That's Republicans in a nutshell right there.

We are fkked if he takes over the federal reserve. USA will be a shithole country with saddam Hussein-style palace.

Total suck ups

They could just use the actual audio from this video with a disclaimer at the top saying it’s real.

are trump's hands under the desk because he's hiding the bruise or because he's jacking it

There are still a few days before the next episode. They rarely miss anything.

They don't make boots high enough to wade through that amount of bullshit!

The South Park episodes are just writing themselves at this point…unfortunately.

The look of eating 💩 for lunch.

Haven't heard this kind of sucking sound since Ross Perot's time

This is some serious ass kissing! Absolutely gag material! As a country,we have fallen so far down the rabbit hole, can we ever recover?

If only the Dems knew how to take advantsge of this insanity.

Bet they will next week

I mean they all would love to suck Trumps dick but I hear it’s too small

Ricky Gervais needs to make a show based on this! This is Michael Scott's father.

South Park needs to up its game then

🤮👺

I hold the US population in utter contempt for having elected the blithering idiot. I'll drop the probably here: The US population, the most ignorant population in the world. / Denmark

A laugh track would be great during this cabinet meeting

Can't understand him with Trumps tiny junk in his mouth.

Disgusting!!

Well in all fairness we knew he'd suck dick

Can someone tell me what he said? I couldn’t understand him with that dick in his mouth.

South Park have to up their game now.

JFC. Have some self-respect. I've never seen such groveling in my life.