So Trump disappears for days and nobody sees him. Then he suddenly reappears and looks like...this? Are we sure that's not somebody wearing one of those full head masks? Kidding/Not Kidding.
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So Trump disappears for days and nobody sees him. Then he suddenly reappears and looks like...this? Are we sure that's not somebody wearing one of those full head masks? Kidding/Not Kidding.
With all the rumors, what if that cabinet meeting wasn't just an ass-kissing contest? What if they know Trump's really sick and it was eulogy practice... (sound up)
With all the rumors, what if that cabinet meeting wasn't just an ass-kissing contest? What if they know Trump's really sick and it was eulogy practice... (sound up)
New take on the suckathon cabinet meeting clip below: They know he's dying and this was their way of an in-person eulogy to their cult leader.
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Who did this? 😂😂😂
I'm no theme park expert, but here's a suggestion: CLOSE OFF THE F**KING MONORAIL TRACK TO LOST KIDS!
Who did this? 😂😂😂
Now have Trump walk past RFK Jr and diagnose his hands and ankles.
THIS IS ALL MERRICK GARLAND’S FAULT.
They are loaded this year, Micah. Man, I love CFB season!
100%
This sounds exactly like what Jim Jones said before he told everyone to return to their tents and drink the Kool-Aid. #ItsACult #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
This sounds exactly like what Jim Jones said before he told everyone to return to their tents and drink the Kool-Aid. #ItsACult #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Utter bullshit call. #MichiganFootball
Why are we returning that one??
Now have Trump walk past RFK Jr and diagnose his hands and ankles.
Anything to stand up for Putin. Madness.
Well, I’m already stocked up on the good stuff. 🍾
Right??
So bad
Horrible clock management by Sanders. Ouch. #ColoradoFootball
Trump Sycophant Showdown Which cabinet member can shove their head furthest up Trump's a**?
It's a cult.
It's a cult.
Trump Mobile ad leaked...
Meet James Edwin Yokeley Jr., the Republican (shocker) chairman of the Surry County Board of Elections who's charged with putting cocaine and MDMA in his granddaughter's ice cream.
Fellow club sports parents can confirm... (sound up)
Good news, everybody! No need to take your kid to the doctor anymore -- just have him walk past RFK Jr at the airport. He can diagnose him!
If you're not getting 1930s Germany vibes in 2025 America, you're not paying attention.
If you're okay with Trump criminalizing flag burning, but said nothing when Trump pardoned the guy who used an American flag on a pole to beat police protecting the Capitol on Jan 6th, f**k off. You're not a patriot. You're in a cult led by a fascist.
Good news, everybody! No need to take your kid to the doctor anymore -- just have him walk past RFK Jr at the airport. He can diagnose him!
Hitler Jr
If you're not getting 1930s Germany vibes in 2025 America, you're not paying attention.
Here's a Facebook link if anybody wants it:
Release the Epstein Files presents… WORLD WAR Z starring Donald “Zombie Bite” Trump
The same people who worship an adjudicated rapist & guy in the Epstein files -- a man couldn't quote a Bible verse if his life depended on it -- are "outraged" about the Minneapolis mayor calling out the disconnect between offering "thoughts and prayers" for KIDS who were gunned down while PRAYING!
Watch this. Don't look away. F*ck your thoughts and prayers. Change the damn gun laws.
Who did this? 😂😂😂
same
Right? If you pitched some of this stuff for a movie a couple years ago, you'd have been laughed out of the room. Now it doesn't even get a mention on the news b/c it's been so normalized.
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This level of insanity and madness is going to be hard to parody/top, @governor.ca.gov. But I really, really, REALLY want to see you try.
I know our democracy is dying, but that really made me laugh, too. They will kiss ass about ANYTHING
Yeah, he was next-level ass-kissing with a healthy dose of stupid
Here's a Facebook link if anybody wants it:
I'm going to get concussed shaking my head so much in disbelief. Kim Jong Un would be embarrassed for these toadies.
Here's a YouTube link:
Still laughing.
He was picked for his fealty not brains.
So gross
Big hat tip to @atrupar.com which is where I saw the clips. If you don't follow him, you must. TikTok link:
Trump Sycophant Showdown Which cabinet member can shove their head furthest up Trump's a**?
No, because they are full-on Kool Aid drinkers and believe this shit.
Are we sure he's not trying out for the Hollister role in a Pretty Woman reboot?
Even the South Park guys don't go this far for parody.
BREAKING: Trump sends National Guard troops to Kansas City Chiefs practice
Jack Tapper's book is going to be scathing
If I were being chased, I would want it to be this guy. 🏃♂️💨
What Duncan said 👇👇
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A zombie would be smarter and have more compassion.
Here's a TikTok link:
Release the Epstein Files presents… WORLD WAR Z starring Donald “Zombie Bite” Trump
Release the Epstein Files presents… WORLD WAR Z starring Donald “Zombie Bite” Trump
What the headline should read... Trump signs executive order creating Gestapo to continue fascist takeover
100% agree, Jack. But we can't just be outraged, we have to take action. As David Brooks -- not exactly some raging liberal -- said, "America needs an uprising that is not normal." That's the only thing that will stop this. Outrage isn't enough.
Gavin Newsom gives new meaning to MAGA and I'm here for it (while burrowing deep under the skin of Trump and his red hats).
Shocking, huh? [sarcasm font]
What the headline should read... Trump signs executive order creating Gestapo to continue fascist takeover
This new Superman reboot with Dean Cain looks terrible
So Trump's reply to the brilliant mocking of his insane social media posts by Gavin Newsom is drop the all caps but keep the insanity? And the Lord reached down from the heavens, placed His hand on Trump's orange forehead and said, "Lo, thy name is genius."
Floats like a rolley polly, stings like a butterfly.
Imagine if Obama wore an all-caps hat referring to himself in that 3rd person that read "OBAMA WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING." Fox News would have imploded live on the air. This is insane, yet it's been so normalized by the press it doesn't even register. Which reminds me... #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Yep. Sad AF, right?
Here's the TikTok link:
This new Superman reboot with Dean Cain looks terrible
Faster than your nana. More powerful than a gummy bear. Able to leap tall pebbles in a single bound. Look! Over on Fox News! It's an out-work-actor! It's an out-of-shape actor! It's Dean Cain!
Riiiiight. That's the reason. F*ck all the way off...then f*ck off again, Ghillaine.
This made me laugh
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Do your thing, @governor.ca.gov...
As a Michigan alum and college football fan, I enjoy a website called MGoBlog founded by a guy named Brian Cook @mgoblog.bsky.social. It's usually about U-M sports. But his latest column is about what happened crossing the border from Canada. This is madness. We must speak out. We must stand up.
So the woman (Maxwell) who said she never saw Epstein act inappropriately is now saying the same thing about Trump? Shocker. If this convinces you of anything, you're in a cult. Period.
Your daily reminder:
As a Michigan alum and college football fan, I enjoy a website called MGoBlog founded by a guy named Brian Cook @mgoblog.bsky.social. It's usually about U-M sports. But his latest column is about what happened crossing the border from Canada. This is madness. We must speak out. We must stand up.
Your daily reminder:
So the woman (Maxwell) who said she never saw Epstein act inappropriately is now saying the same thing about Trump? Shocker. If this convinces you of anything, you're in a cult. Period.
This 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
LOL!
For you, Jon
Let's donate the hell out of this. Right this minute nothing matters more.
"...and Hitler liked to paint. He was really an artist at heart. Fundamentally, he's a person who looked out for the interests as he saw it for Germany."
Madness. Which reminds me... Release the Epstein Files.
Bravo, sir! LFG!
Because nothing says “you should feel free to come visit Washington” like standing in front of dozens of armed soldiers next to a guy who thinks women shouldn’t be able to vote 🙃