Gawd ..., soooo cringe worthy.

Vomit inducing. I really, really don't know how they do it.

Fluffed alert.

Fluffer hate spell check

It’s a tough decision but has to go to Witkoff for pronouncing it “No-bill”

Oh yeah almost forgot #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinCoverup #releasethefiles

Yeah, he was next-level ass-kissing with a healthy dose of stupid

I think I laughed hardest at “Thank you for saving college football” I’m still chuckling

I know our democracy is dying, but that really made me laugh, too. They will kiss ass about ANYTHING

This would make an excellent reality TV show. Think reverse Apprentice. Perfect vehicle to clarify the difference between a brown nose and shit head which is depth perception. Imagine a group of people vying to get their head as far up trump's ass as possible. All contestants would be maga of course

Every one of those faces needs a pile of shit on it 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

This was always going to be a reality show. These sycophants are pathetic, frankly. I hope they run for office in the future so these moments can be featured in oppo ads. In the background lurks a disingenuous, almost comedic performance aspect that makes this seem like SNL vs The Apprentice.

Maybe this is why. youtu.be/gFqno1EKyp8?...

newrepublic.com/post/199594/...

Joke

Siri: What is a circle jerk?

Do you want Handy GPT to research?

I'm going to get concussed shaking my head so much in disbelief. Kim Jong Un would be embarrassed for these toadies.

It's obscene.

🤣

“Noble”? Idiot, it’s Nobel.

Yeah I caught that 😂

He was picked for his fealty not brains.

No doubt.

He looked like he was nodding off a few times.

Looks like a tie to me. They all met at the big fat pile of shit.

Sorry, Lindsey is already there. They'll have to go through Lady G to get there. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Hey ass kissers. Remember that history has its eyes on you. And it’s not gonna be pretty. Your families will be so ashamed. Imagine what your grandkids will face in school. What a horrible legacy to leave them. And for what? What do you think you will gain? Not a God-damn thing.

Here's a YouTube link:

Big hat tip to @atrupar.com which is where I saw the clips. If you don't follow him, you must. TikTok link:

The Apprentice 2.0

None of them, Lindel's head is so far up there there is no more room...

Is this what they do at business-company board meetings? Sit around and dick ride the boss? I honestly have no context for this kind of stupid shit. It's like an SNL sketch to me.

What will really bake your noodle is when you learn that most large corporation leadership works just like this too.

That is just plain disgusting. 🤮

Easy: Lutnick

this needs redone with sucking and moaning dubbed in the background

Jesus fucking Christ. I could never look myself in the mirror again if I ever sucked anyone’s tailpipe that hard.

Still laughing.