Brave Joni Ernst ran away. Bravely ran away, away! When constituents reared their outraged heads, She bravely turned her tail and fled. Yes, brave Joni Ernst turned about And gallantly she chickened out. Bravely taking to her feet She beat a very brave retreat, Bravest of the brave, Joni Ernst!

Perfect, I bet the MP crew would love this. 😂

Fucking MAGA Nazis...

Not fast enough!

Everyone's political career dies.

Woo hoo!

Does anyone else feel an urge to make voodoo dolls of these people?

Ever run into the wonderful Theodore Sturgeon story, "A Way of Thinking"? If you haven't, find it!

Don't recall that one. I'll keep an eye out. Thanks!

Good. Who needs that bitch? Unfortunately, she’s probably set herself up nicely with all the perks of being g a conservative thief..robbing the American taxpayer for years, and now retiring with all of the benefits of enriching herself with our money. These people are nothing but piranhas.

Oh deary, deary me! 😃😁😉🤣

She has already done the damage.

At least she’s consistent.

I have some Iowa numbers for everyone. +16 the number J Ann Selzer’s poll gave Kamala. Trump *wins* by +13 and files his bogus lawsuit he won’t pursue. +11 the number Catelin Drey just won by. Interesting, no? One might even say… BlueAnon Curious.

The only shame is that she should have run away a long time ago! She sold her soul to the devil!

Bye! Coward…

Joni dies in sunlight.

These cowards republicans deciding not to run again after obliterating the US. Nows their chance to scrap up some respect before leaving office and do what's needed to clean this mess up!

Bye traitor!

Since everyone beat me to the Python references...

www.google.com/search?clien...

Heh. I've been calling her "runaway Joni" since watching her flee her constituents in 2017. Got out of her townhall, saw even more Iowans, and BOOKED to her waiting vehicle.

When danger reared it’s ugly head… Joni bravely turned her tail and fled

Gosh, that sure is too bad.

"It's fine. All political careers die."

Run joni. You will still be indicted for treason

Good riddance

For Heaven’s sake. 🙄😂😅🤣GOODBYE. 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

I will take every sliver of good news available.

Good riddance to bad rubbish..

Joni is “Brave Sir Robin”

because she'd lose anyway. we all die, maybe she will.

Run far away Joni!

DADDY TRUMP SAID LITTLE JONI CANT RUN AGAIN BECAUSE HER POLL NUMBERS ARE IN THE TOILET! IOWANS ARE WAKING UP AND REJECTING TRUMPS FASCIST AGENDA! AS A VICTIM OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT, HER SUPPORT FOR “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY” PEDO POTUS IS A DISGRACE TO IOWA AND ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. GTFO YOU POS TRAITOR!

Because, deep down, she knows shes wrong.

Now, she can die.🤷🏻‍♀️

Good riddance.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. You should be ashamed of yourself. You're nothing but a sellout.

The weight of responsibility is going to keep getting heavier, and heavier, with each new atrocity. She will carry it until it crushes her. I give her 9 months.

Typical maga. Fuck things up and walk away. Soon enough, she’ll be blaming democrats.

She’s looking like she’s aged 50 years….all that good clean living?

#ResignNowJoni

Good.

See what kind of Nazi nutcase the Iowa GOP trots out now.

Her internal polling must be baaaaad.

Scrooge says what.... Decrease the surplus population of the world.

Adios, mamacita.

You gonna start seeing lots of republican retirements. Typically a bad sign ahead of the midterm elections for the incumbent party. Btw the video below is from March 2018 but it aged well as even with a a strong economy, Democrats won 235 House seats, flipping 40 seats from the previous Congress.

The 2026 election will likely see a weak economy meaning Trump’s approval rating (which was 42-43% on Election Day 2018 according to the late 538) will likely be below 40% by then. My prediction: Democrats win between 230 and 245 seats in the House of Reps in the 2026 election, a gain of 20-35 seats

*Correction: Democrats winning 230-245 seats in the House of Representatives in the 2026 election would be a net gain of 15-30 seats from the current (119th) Congress.

Related video also from 2018 talking about how lots of nervous Republicans retired ahead of that midterm election: youtu.be/VAj-Y3gr3f4?...

In fact the transition from the 115th-116th Congress had record turnover. Except something similar for the 119th-120th Congress. fivethirtyeight.com/features/ret...

good riddance. guess her constituents didn’t care to hear “everyone dies!"

👍👋👋👋👋

I feel that they all know that there will be no need to run again. There will probably be more bailing soon.

She'd have lost anyway, but where's her courage? We all are going to die...

To become governor*

How is this news? Did she think she had a snowballs chance of winning the next election? Haaaaaahaaaaahaaaa