(Fred Schneider voice) i wanna fuck you like an ANIMAL
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sep 1, 2025, 4:31 pm • 6 0 • view
youtu.be/fRKi2yoojHo?...
sep 1, 2025, 4:43 pm • 2 1 • view
Eww, accidentally read this at first as Rob Schneider from his film "The Animal." Why would my mind take a funny post and make it vomit-inducing?
sep 1, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
thinking about covers of that song makes me want a Shatner version
sep 2, 2025, 3:51 am • 0 0 • view
"everybody's having FUN" www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnrf...
sep 1, 2025, 4:50 pm • 4 0 • view
The wife was neither turned on or amused.
sep 1, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
@jackpackard.bsky.social
sep 2, 2025, 12:22 am • 0 0 • view
My “Fred Schneider voice in a different song” I can’t get out of my head is this Wolf Parade song youtu.be/VPPkTM6aKkE
sep 1, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Specifically, the part that goes “I wonder if all the beaches in all your holiday towns will turn to giant shining earrings against the cheek of the sea when, finally, this supernova goes down.”
sep 1, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
You’re whaaaaaaaaat?
sep 1, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 7:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Please anything but a lobster 🦞
sep 1, 2025, 4:30 pm • 1 0 • view
WOOO!
sep 1, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
well that's a mental image
sep 1, 2025, 4:35 pm • 0 0 • view
That could make an interesting cover. 🤔 youtu.be/6f7pgA0riU8
sep 1, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Hell yeah. Beat that geek, Dom.
sep 1, 2025, 4:37 pm • 0 0 • view
I WEAR this CROWN-OF-THORNS!
sep 1, 2025, 4:43 pm • 8 0 • view
I can hear it. Thanks.
sep 1, 2025, 4:37 pm • 2 0 • view
I once spent an evening entertaining/annoying friends with this one and begged @daltondeschain.com to record it on the old site but I don't think he ever did it
sep 1, 2025, 8:02 pm • 1 0 • view
I wanna fuck you like a stingray! (Ohh-waa ohh-waa) I wanna fuck you like a mantaray! (EEE EEE) I wanna fuck you like a jellyfish! (euggghhhhgggg)
sep 1, 2025, 8:06 pm • 4 0 • view
wanna be president of Moscow let’s meet and have a baby now
sep 1, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
I do this one in my head all the time.
sep 1, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/4UzDjSx30O8?...
sep 1, 2025, 4:56 pm • 2 0 • view
The Fuck Shack is a little fuck place where…
sep 1, 2025, 6:24 pm • 2 0 • view
I love when he names the ones he's being then Kate and Cindy do their noises.
sep 1, 2025, 4:35 pm • 1 0 • view
As he slowly branches out from crustacean to the rest of the Animal Kingdom
sep 1, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 0 • view
I wanna fuck you like an AARDVARK (oooh yeah oooo) I wanna feel you EATING ANTS INSIDE (ants BABY)
sep 1, 2025, 7:48 pm • 4 0 • view
*trent reznor voice* huggin and a-kissin, dancin and a-lovin, wearin next to nothin cause its hot as an oven
sep 1, 2025, 4:41 pm • 38 2 • view
🤣🤣
sep 1, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
cock LOBSTER!
sep 2, 2025, 8:36 am • 1 0 • view
I pictured, then heard, Fred Savage.
sep 1, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Thanks for the earworm!
sep 1, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I keep threatening to start a Van Halen /Fred Schneider tribute band called Fred Halen. He'd do great on all those David Lee Roth songs.
sep 1, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
52 Inch Nails
sep 1, 2025, 8:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Love Fifty Two Inch Nails.
sep 1, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
*Kate Pierson voice* STROBE LIGHT
sep 1, 2025, 4:41 pm • 23 0 • view
This is a solid example that sometimes, adding to someone else’s joke, works.
sep 1, 2025, 5:02 pm • 3 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 4:43 pm • 5 0 • view
I’m glad that Fred had the courage to come out as gay. But disappointed that he never came out as hot. Its like “dude, we can all see it. You’re only fooling yourself.”
sep 1, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view