IMPORTANT UPDATE: I have had it confirmed: wife. They got married.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: I have had it confirmed: wife. They got married.
Yay!
which is the usual way one becomes a wife, I suppose.
I mean, I didn't. I cheated. I was a "spouse" for a while, albeit one who kept getting called a "husband" by the unaware, and then eventually I became a wife.
that's what happens when you're a hacker. you can't do anything straightforward, you always gotta figure out a backdoor
It keeps relationships spicy
I mean, what's more hacker than the FBI delaying your wedding?
this was PROBABLY unrelated to the time the FBI tried to get me fired, or the time the FBI mentioned my 4chan username in a federal trial, but I can never be sure.
this stream of consciousness was a++. ty.
The time my cat got me arrested would make a great short story The dangers of predictive text
My ND compatriot, hello 👋
What kind of maroon has a username on 4chan
I hear "Wife by combat" is catching on these days in some circles