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Foone @foone.bsky.social

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I have had it confirmed: wife. They got married.

may 19, 2025, 9:29 pm • 135 0

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Darius @dariusl.bsky.social

Yay!

may 19, 2025, 9:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

which is the usual way one becomes a wife, I suppose.

may 19, 2025, 9:29 pm • 116 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

I mean, I didn't. I cheated. I was a "spouse" for a while, albeit one who kept getting called a "husband" by the unaware, and then eventually I became a wife.

may 19, 2025, 9:30 pm • 102 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

that's what happens when you're a hacker. you can't do anything straightforward, you always gotta figure out a backdoor

may 19, 2025, 9:31 pm • 123 1 • view
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Amias Channer @amias.net

It keeps relationships spicy

may 20, 2025, 6:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

I mean, what's more hacker than the FBI delaying your wedding?

may 19, 2025, 9:33 pm • 94 1 • view
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Irelephant ☑ @irelephant.bsky.social

That escalated rapidly.

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jun 17, 2025, 11:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

this was PROBABLY unrelated to the time the FBI tried to get me fired, or the time the FBI mentioned my 4chan username in a federal trial, but I can never be sure.

may 19, 2025, 9:34 pm • 114 3 • view
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rob @robertoleonardo.bsky.social

this stream of consciousness was a++. ty.

may 20, 2025, 4:36 am • 2 0 • view
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Aku Ryo @akuryo.bsky.social

The time my cat got me arrested would make a great short story The dangers of predictive text

may 20, 2025, 1:46 am • 5 0 • view
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Aku Ryo @akuryo.bsky.social

My ND compatriot, hello 👋

may 19, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sid Meier's Trash Fire @neurionsa.bsky.social

What kind of maroon has a username on 4chan

may 20, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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🌌 Lav 🌌 @verwith.bsky.social

I hear "Wife by combat" is catching on these days in some circles

may 19, 2025, 9:31 pm • 1 0 • view