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Foone @foone.bsky.social

I got a notification from my pharmacist, saying they couldn't fill my prescription until I answered some questions. The app takes me to a question page, and the first question is: do you plan to take this medication? [yes][no][unsure] I click yes, and it goes OKAY THAT'S ALL

aug 26, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1,118 72

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Spudmonkey @spudmonkey.bsky.social

Same Although in my case i have some that should not be mixed, but I take them as needed. So... do I lie and say no or do I say yes, I will take thoses drugs that might be synergistic. There is no option for "I am a grown up and don't do stupid stuff on purpose."

aug 26, 2025, 7:52 pm • 10 0 • view
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alexis @dormin.bsky.social

in their defence, a lot of grownups do very stupid things regardless of whether it's on purpose or not

aug 26, 2025, 7:59 pm • 9 0 • view
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Spudmonkey @spudmonkey.bsky.social

True But in my case I have a prescription for an anti-anxiety drug and one for a fairly strong pain med and have had for 20ish years. I take as needed Taken together... bad. But if I am hurting enough to take the pain med, anxiety isn't even in my realm of the possible, all is pain. No issue

aug 26, 2025, 8:03 pm • 10 0 • view
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Artist12 @artist12.bsky.social

That's just stupid! 🤯

aug 26, 2025, 11:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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woman-strong.bsky.social @woman-strong.bsky.social

OMG, I wonder what they charge for that🤣🤣

aug 27, 2025, 3:56 am • 1 0 • view
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MinisterofDOOM @ministerofdoom.bsky.social

"Nah I'm gonna sell it."

aug 27, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael J. Golub @michaeljgolub.bsky.social

Probably AI at work...

aug 27, 2025, 12:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Nicole Express @nicole.express

Oh yeah CVS did this for me too recently, and then it tells me I have to talk to the pharmacist, and the pharmacist had nothing to say so that was a thing that happened

aug 26, 2025, 7:51 pm • 44 0 • view
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defeline.bsky.social @defeline.bsky.social

AI!! And for that they will bill $200! 🙄

aug 27, 2025, 1:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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mysterydip @mysterydip.bsky.social

bill to insurance: pharmacist consultation $200

aug 26, 2025, 8:15 pm • 44 0 • view
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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net

You sequencebroke the quest. Try going back and reading the sign at the entrance of the village to reset

aug 27, 2025, 9:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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SockyNoob (Check Pinned Pls) @sockynoob.bsky.social

Wtf

aug 26, 2025, 7:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Xy @xylaria.vg

i fucking hate the US medicine system this shit is utter and complete nonsense

aug 26, 2025, 7:53 pm • 18 0 • view
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Plicketyplunk @plicketyplunk.bsky.social

No, I plan to frame it and hang it over the mantel. 🙄

aug 27, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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icecreamrocksss.bsky.social @icecreamrocksss.bsky.social

Is this problem of people ordering and picking up and paying for drugs that they have no intention of taking so bad that a questionnaire is required? We are trapped in the most absurd timeline ever

aug 27, 2025, 3:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Derek @derekmlacey.bsky.social

Progress. 🤣🤣

aug 27, 2025, 11:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Daphne⭐ @daphnestar.com

Is "AI" ordering meds? Maybe pharmacies are finally getting into the CAPTCHA game

aug 26, 2025, 11:39 pm • 4 0 • view
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Grumpy Curmudgeon @grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social

When I check in online for my eye appointments with a retina specialist, I have to reaffirm everything. "This your address?" Yes. "This still your number and email?" Yes. "This still your emergency contact?" Yes. "You still White?" Um. Yes? Do you expect that to change? It won't.

aug 27, 2025, 4:41 am • 7 1 • view
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In Neon Hits @acyanrust.bsky.social

Get a really bad sunburn/tan just to mess with them

aug 27, 2025, 9:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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A Hard Rain's a-Gonna Fall @rollingnscratching.bsky.social

I have a feeling this is a new AI SYSTEM to make things more efficient! Lol

aug 27, 2025, 4:11 am • 4 0 • view
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jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social

if this happened to me i would be like "new pharmacy time"

aug 27, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Zerglinator @zerglinator.bsky.social

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aug 26, 2025, 7:58 pm • 80 2 • view
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andyyy @andysguts.bsky.social

every so often when I pick up my adhd meds they ask to see my ID. not every time. just sometimes

aug 26, 2025, 9:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fizz @fizzotter.bsky.social

"NOT taking medication you overpaid for? IN THIS ECONOMY?!"

aug 26, 2025, 7:54 pm • 13 0 • view
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carelesswhisperer.bsky.social @carelesswhisperer.bsky.social

Give it time and RFK Jr will make sure it’s a trick question.

aug 26, 2025, 8:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Michael Vokabre @vokabre.bsky.social

Congratulations

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aug 27, 2025, 9:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Zeddi - der gute alte Zeddiria @zeddi.bsky.social

Did they thought you put it in a nice spot in your home to worship it???????

aug 26, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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sam @unicodepepper.bsky.social

Presumably they thought she might a) resell/give it to someone else and b) just casually admit to it Essentially the prescription fraud version of this image

digital information kiosk with an american airlines logo showing the yes/no question “are you a terrorist?”. a hand is about to tap on the “no” button
aug 26, 2025, 8:03 pm • 10 0 • view
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social

Yeah, that's what I'd assume it to be too

aug 27, 2025, 8:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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💙🇺🇸DWally🇺🇸💙 @dkwally.bsky.social

Wonder how much it costs to implement that worthless stupidity?

aug 27, 2025, 5:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dawn M @dawnmckinzey092567.bsky.social

An app for MAGA?

aug 27, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Allison Moon 🌙 🍁 @shewandersferal.bsky.social

Sounds like somebody tried to sue a pharmacist for not showing up to ensure a patient TOOK the prescription…

aug 27, 2025, 12:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chat Me Ups @chatmeups.bsky.social

Gotta make sure u aren’t planning on selling it! 🤣🤣🤣🙄

aug 27, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Carmen Negroni @carmen0723.bsky.social

Is that a joke?

aug 27, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

all american health care is a joke

aug 27, 2025, 6:23 pm • 11 1 • view
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Thorn the Beep Virus @badbeepboy.bsky.social

This has happened to me a couple times recently. Did you recently have your dose changed? Or possibly your doctor wrote this fill out as a separate prescription when you still had refills.

aug 26, 2025, 7:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Andrew Czudak @kazoodac.bsky.social

What a world we live in 🫠

aug 26, 2025, 7:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

based on later happenings, I think what's happened is that my new doctor sent a set of prescriptions to the pharmacist without telling me he was gonna do that. which is a problem because I've already got those prescriptions from a different doctor. so I think their system thinks I'm on DOUBLE MEDS

aug 27, 2025, 7:59 pm • 99 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

which is fine, one of them is estrogen, and I once had a doctor's office list my gender as woman (2)

aug 27, 2025, 7:59 pm • 113 1 • view
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mysterydip @mysterydip.bsky.social

clearly they meant the dictionary definition 2, so... good job representing womankind?

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aug 27, 2025, 8:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social

that's one of them pokemons innit

aug 27, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alice ✨ @welltypedwit.ch

if being a woman is so good, why is there no- oh

aug 27, 2025, 8:03 pm • 5 0 • view
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Ada 🏳️‍⚧️ @adapossum.bsky.social

finally, tri-state woman

aug 27, 2025, 8:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

take twice the estrogen to become TWO WOMEN

aug 27, 2025, 7:59 pm • 181 9 • view
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E = mily² @emily.news

alternatively: One Big Woman

aug 27, 2025, 8:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

I have already achieved that goal!

aug 27, 2025, 8:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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E = mily² @emily.news

sickkk

aug 27, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social

Then you can have a baby in only four and a half months!

aug 27, 2025, 8:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social

wouldn't it be three women? woman, woman (1), and woman (2)

aug 27, 2025, 8:09 pm • 4 0 • view
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Scipio @scipiowright.bsky.social

woman_FINAL (1)

aug 27, 2025, 8:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social

woman_FINAL_v2_real (1)

aug 27, 2025, 8:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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alice, birthday girl 🍰🎈🎉 @noantlers.bsky.social

well on your way to becoming a 10x woman, clearly

aug 27, 2025, 8:02 pm • 6 1 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

I get 10 times as much womaning done before most women do by 8am!

aug 27, 2025, 9:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

great grammar there, foone.

aug 27, 2025, 9:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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Spooky upcoming Labor Day name @eggbert.bsky.social

Could be worse, I suppose...

A chainsawsuit.com three-panel comic by Kris Straub. I accidentally enrolled in the academy twice, now i'm TWO COPS in
aug 27, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

I think it said "2" because I'm non-binary. I'm a femme-leaning non-binary, but I'm not a binary woman, or I'd be woman(0) or woman(1)

aug 27, 2025, 8:25 pm • 108 4 • view
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Arcanox 🔜 DenFur @arcanox.me

Well, if popular Source Engine-based game franchises developed by Valve have taught us anything, 2 is always better than 1!

aug 27, 2025, 9:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Orcrist86 @orcrist86.bsky.social

Solving gender with logic gates

aug 27, 2025, 8:29 pm • 13 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

my gender definitely has a XOR in there somewhere. I'm the kind of trans where if I was born as the opposite gender, I'd still be trans, but in the opposite direction.

aug 27, 2025, 8:32 pm • 25 1 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

they now told me the medicine (which was available before) has a problem and they need to talk to my doctor probably all they're asking is "does foone intend to take this medicine?"

aug 27, 2025, 9:31 pm • 62 0 • view
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lauren now available on the PS Vita @sixregrets.uhoh-boom.com

and then your doctor will need to talk to you to ask you if you intend to take the medicine

aug 27, 2025, 9:42 pm • 7 0 • view
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Robbie @robbiemackay.nz

Our pharmacy now refuses to give out more than 30 days of my partners meds. When I collected the next batch a few days early I had to sign a whole form about why. Comically, they haven't done this for the ADHD meds, i.e. the only ones that actually have any risk of abuse

aug 28, 2025, 12:33 am • 2 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

huh, weird! I've got an allergy med that I'm only able to get in 15 day supplies, which is nightmarish for someone bedridden like me

aug 28, 2025, 2:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Dillon is here, unfortunately. @dillonishere.bsky.social

One guy forgot to click one check mark along the way and now it’s a whole production to fix it.

aug 27, 2025, 9:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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Gravity Pike @gravity-pike.bsky.social

Everyone knows that the gender flags are 0x01 for female and 0x10 for male, so the genders are, in ascending numerical order, NONE, FEMALE, MALE, YES, ENEMY, ...

aug 27, 2025, 10:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

I ran into a system once which stored something like 36 genders, and male was stored as 77, female as 70. (can you guess why?)

aug 27, 2025, 10:53 pm • 5 0 • view
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frymaster (Phil) @frymaster.127001.org

ASCII codes!

aug 27, 2025, 11:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

exactly!

aug 28, 2025, 12:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Nate Mathewson @natemathewson.dftba.social

oh no, you might become Wonder Woman! (tbh Foone does sound like a super powered name)

aug 27, 2025, 8:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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わたしがExceed Gunblaze Vengeanceわけないじゃん、ムリムリ!(※ムリじゃなかった!?) @takamomchi.bsky.social

many such cases

aug 27, 2025, 8:03 pm • 5 0 • view
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Chloe "Botgirl Summer" Adams @addamschloe.bsky.social

Woman... TWO!!

aug 27, 2025, 8:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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chasfrank.bsky.social @chasfrank.bsky.social

🤔

aug 27, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Blatt (Meidas Mighty) 🇺🇦💙💛 @gblatt.bsky.social

Wow! Intricate…

aug 27, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Genderflux Superfluid @rewhan.bsky.social

"Nah I just like to admire it, actually; you caught me."

aug 26, 2025, 7:55 pm • 17 0 • view
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📎Just an old @guitarnut.bsky.social

You are cookied Thats all

aug 27, 2025, 5:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Mechtroid @mechtroid.bsky.social

I'm like 90% sure this is for the same reason it's illegal to accidentally shoot a doe while hunting. By saying yes it shuts down lines of defense like "Oh but I was buying it for someone else" or "I was getting it as a backup supply". I have to do the same thing for my ADD meds.

aug 27, 2025, 9:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Foone @foone.bsky.social

yeah I'm used to similar things with ADHD meds, it's just weird to get it out of nowhere just to ask for a drug you can't really abuse.

aug 27, 2025, 9:58 pm • 3 0 • view