I just wonder if anyone at the meeting where the bible website decided to ban europe was like "hey does anyone remember any of the things the bible says?"
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There are way more American based websites banned for other continents but the Bible is a good thing.
sep 22, 2025, 12:53 am • 0 0 • view
How many people care anymore once they find out it is a work of fiction. :)
sep 22, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
i think theres something about horse ejaculation in there somewhere
sep 22, 2025, 1:01 am • 0 0 • view
Ezekiel 23:20. and it's both a metaphor and simile, as it's talking about a nation as if she was a promiscuous woman, and saying she lusted after men who had penises as big as donkeys and came like horses. so sadly there's no actual horse ejaculation in the bible, just poetic language
sep 22, 2025, 1:13 am • 3 0 • view
I for one appreciate the bible's ability to make nation-states relateable.
sep 22, 2025, 1:35 am • 1 0 • view
Jesus was a DBM who ran `DROP TABLE *` on the BibleGateway Dot Com storefront.
sep 22, 2025, 12:52 am • 35 5 • view
Nice job haha!
sep 22, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
good point, he was a known table-hater
sep 22, 2025, 1:13 am • 37 0 • view
Man was a carpenter. He didn't hate tables, just what was on the money changers'.
sep 22, 2025, 6:11 am • 6 0 • view
Yeah, he had some weird vendettas.
sep 22, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
I mean maybe if the moneychanger's table was a piece of shit I can imagine him flipping the whole thing instead of just, I dunno, wiping it clean. But what makes a table well-made in the year of our lord 20-something?
sep 22, 2025, 2:35 pm • 1 0 • view