in like the late sixties or early seventies an interviewer asked bob dylan "if you were going to sell out what would you sell out to sell?" and he said "ladies' underwear" and then 30 years later he was in a Victoria's Secret commercial and anyway my answer would be Chateau Spill wine stain remover
Thank you I am influenced 🫡 immediate purchase
I swish a fine burgundy around the glass then take a sip and smile at the camera with all the charm I can bring to bear. "Chateau Spill: because you can't *always* drink responsibly" I say
see this is an example of our oppositional comedy skills: i've never seen such a concoction in my life, and the one time i really had to de-red-wine something, I think I tried using kosher salt.
Oh you sweet summer child
look i'm over here writing a book about driving a car in your sleep i think i am at least a fall child by now
wait is dune a book about driving a car in your sleep? hmmmm
I swish a fine burgundy around the glass and say, as if to the air or myself, "people ask me the secret of a long and happy marriage. I tell them, darling it's simple..." I stop to take another sip then look straight at the camera "I keep a bottle of Chateau Spill in every room!"
at this point I can neither confirm nor deny that I spilled a glass of red wine on the white sofa