I'm imagining him on his death bed surrounded by 20 officials who keep telling him how awesome he is like it's a cabinet meeting.
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while surreptitiously glancing at their watches and stuffing anything valuable in their pockets
aug 30, 2025, 6:14 am • 0 0 • view
“Sir, your stiff and unmoving limbs, just the most the most beautiful rigor mortis, no one has ever mortised like you, sir your big beautiful body, everyone will remember it such a large and manly body, everyone agrees that your rigor is
aug 30, 2025, 5:00 am • 101 8 • view
this is art
aug 30, 2025, 7:31 pm • 2 0 • view
holy shit lmao
aug 30, 2025, 5:23 am • 19 0 • view
💀
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 am • 2 0 • view
Hahaha! They'll "serenade him" on his way out and off to hell.
aug 30, 2025, 12:39 pm • 0 0 • view