Samus is Here (@samusishere.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Trying to explain to a conservative why RFK Jr is bad: "Imagine an educated black woman saying that Americans should exercise and eat vegetables."
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view profile on Bluesky Samus is Here (@samusishere.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Trying to explain to a conservative why RFK Jr is bad: "Imagine an educated black woman saying that Americans should exercise and eat vegetables."
Ned Resnikoff (@resnikoff.bsky.social) reposted
Weird, putting tariffs on construction materials and throwing day laborers in concentration camps should have solved the supply problem by now
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Pitching for the Durham Bulls makes you a Tar Heel for life.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Her placenta fallls to the floor
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Silver would include a meetup with Spanky in his book lol. Spanky has an entire team that works on manipulating lines that puts casual bettors at a disadvantage.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
10–year-old me thought beating TMNT was literally impossible. I can remember throwing my controller just because I couldn’t make a jump. And oh, you want me to swim through an electrified water death maze to defuse some bombs, and they are on a timer? Fuck that.
Nick Brumfield (@nickjbrumfield.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labor Day
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
$50 says that’s Stephen Miller wearing his skin
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social)
Why is ESPN doing a wrestling thing without McAfee yelling at me? Like if you are going to give me shitty non-sports coverage just go all in. Bear H Dahn or what ever.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
How many bombs did she authorize? How much money did she sign off on?
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Turned in in today’s pic, more neutral or out in the older one.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah to be honest the pics are different. The front left wheel in each pic is in a different direction. Doesn’t mean they aren’t the same day, but they aren’t at the same time.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Same license plate number. Which could make sense if that’s what he got in, but still.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
I would not be surprised at all if Trump’s able to ride in the beast and sit in a golf cart, but he’s way too sick to actually golf.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Or the people running his account know…
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck off. The military is in American cities because of people like you, and Gaza is about to be sold to the highest bidder, which would have never happened under Kamala.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude was in his Eagle Scouts attire at Trump’s inauguration…when he was 18? My god.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Today’s media would suggest buying less ice cream in an effort to prevent shark attacks.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
I was answering a question.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh it’s a terrible sample size and does not account for any other mitigating factors. Per the usual, they assume that people do not understand correlation, trends, and as you said, sample size.
Michigan Democrats (@michigandems.bsky.social) reposted
The House GOP plan: cut funding for safe drinking water so Michiganders get sick, slash healthcare so sick Michiganders can't see a doctor. planetdetroit.org/2025/08/mich...
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reposted
when you’re not sure if you need to get double jump first before you can get to that area
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Just realized that my youtubetv froze when I fell back to sleep this morning and the race is not actually on lap 32. I was wondering where all the sand dune pics were coming from.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
“Don’t you think oxygen is good?”-Martha Raddatz, probably
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
However, it looks like they used the same numbers for both 20 day periods of this year. The 7/18-8/6 and 8/7-8/26 numbers are exactly the same lol
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Bowser’s data said there were 31 carjackings over the same 20 day period last year and this year there were 4. However, over the 20 day period before the occupation, carjackings went from 11 to 4. They were already trending down by almost 50% year to year.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein has 7 letters. Michael Vick wore number 7. He fought dogs. GA bulldogs. GA needed 11,780 votes. 11,780 adds to 17. Charlie Ward wore 17. Charlie Ward won the Heisman. OJ won the Heisman but it was stolen from him. Just like the 2020 election. Clinton killed Epstein and stole the elexrion.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Bingo. You could put a tank on every corner and yeah, violent crime probably would go down. But so would tourism. So would spending at local businesses. And she’s missing two important things: what happens when something goes wrong? And if our military is in every city that opens us up to attack.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Good thing people united to keep that VP woman out of office or the Palestinians would have been fucked.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
My main takeaway from NCIS is that the number one cause of death in the DC area is being a part of the Navy or Marines. Like the life expectancy of a petty officer has to be like 26. It’d be funny if every 20 years they do prequels that just go further back into his life. NCIS 2093: Toddler Years
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
The only thing that gets through is his tiny dick. But, plot twist, he’s really at the gates of hell and it catches fire and burns off, only to regenerate and start the process all over again.
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
(Heaven begins construction on border wall)
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagining South Park doing AI Trump trying to climb heaven’s border wall slats. It’s ultimately just him hugging one the whole time.
Jennifer Van Goethem (@jennvg.bsky.social) reposted
The thing about a lot of these never Trump Republicans is that, unlike a lot of institutionalist Dems who think the fever will break and we can all return to comity or whatever, these guys saw the rot up close and know the only appropriate response is to tear them out of government root and branch.
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
They believed no big news would happen, because Nick Castellanos hadn't hit a home run in a while. But they were all of them deceived, for another Castellanos was made
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not even a negative article. It’s basically, “there was plenty of bad, there was still some good, let’s revisit this later.”
Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted
The only College GameDay host who picked Florida State? That would be Lee Corso, the former FSU player. "Florida State is my school, how would I pick against them? Florida State upsets Alabama."
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
“bluesky has no pull” we had the world thinking the president was dead, we’re becoming more powerful than they could ever imagine
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
My grandpa: too little too late Immediately after he says that: it’s not too late, it’s never too lateeeee
Wicket Warrick (@pnw12.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckeye, imagine you’re a famous kicker and you’re about to kick the winning kick. Accidentally, Herbstreit tees up a Christian baby. Would you still kick the baby through the uprights and win $250k, or spare the baby. Student: beer money
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
McAfee: make this kick Student: yes McAfee: for $250,000 Student: yes McAfee:…and the life of this orphan Student: hell yeah
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
They feel quite coordinated. I’m dying on the it’s the people from HeGetsUs hill.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Then the kid fucking crushes it from US Open-level rough.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social)
McAfee finding out the kid has kicked a little and immediately upping the money to add pressure is pretty hilarious. And smart. This will be my only positive comment about McAfee today.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Game Theory at its best.
Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner.bsky.social) reposted
also a reminder of why Texas-Ohio State is at noon and not in prime time FOX and ESPN now care more about their pregame shows than basically anything else happening -- and the only time they get big numbers are the last 20 min before the start of an actually good game hence, noon
Core, The (@the-core.lol) reposted
REMINDER FOR YTTV USERS: If you’re wondering “why is everyone ahead of me?!” remember to change your broadcast delay settings in your playback options You are welcome
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Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
donald trump issuing an executive order making it a felony for him to die
Jane Coaston (@janecoaston.bsky.social) reposted
My god, he will select the head of John the Baptist
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
They know if they block the Jesus signs then Zombie Trump will Truth about it and they’ll have to deal with MAGA bullshit.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
The HeGetsUs fucks giving some hungover college student a case of beer to hold the signs, probably.
Jorge A. Caballero, MD (@datadrivenmd.social) reposted reply parent
Reported and Blocked for harshing our buzz /s
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social)
I’d love to watch Corso on Gameday but fuck that’s going to be a lot of McAfee.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol this is amazing
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
black tie reads as formal today, but they are actually party suits, things you wear when you want to celebrate something.
Rex Huppke (@rexhuppke.bsky.social) reposted
Joe Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm imagining him on his death bed surrounded by 20 officials who keep telling him how awesome he is like it's a cabinet meeting.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like he’s probably totally fine but the vibes are off the chart right now.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
I know we are probably going to be very disappointed when he posts his IM ALIVE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER Truth but fuck this app is fun right now.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably not, but he’s been MIA all day and with the hand bruising blue sky is getting a bit amped.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
A restaurant in the Detroit suburbs sells it for $17 a shot. Fucking amazing.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Corso getting overshadowed by McAfee giving a Trump eulogy on Gameday would be…wild.
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Gonna be the greatest Labor Day ever
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
The most excited I’ve ever been for a presidential announcement was in May of 2011. I came home from work and saw Obama was going to speak. This would, um…Trump that.
Nick Brumfield (@nickjbrumfield.bsky.social) reposted
All our tweets and ill will combining together
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
If I wake up and it’s happened I’m going directly to the liquor store and buying a bottle of Don Julio 1942 and I’ll see you guys Monday.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Frantically googling “is JD Vance president” every 30 seconds.
Helen Kennedy (@helenkennedy.bsky.social) reposted
GO TO THE LIGHT
Leah McElrath (@leahmcelrath.bsky.social) reposted
It’s not just a Bluesky thing, in case you were wondering.
Bobby Big Wheel (@kleinman.bsky.social) reposted
If Army loses to an FCS side then they have to go woke again
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted
If this weekend is when It Actually Happens, I’m gonna move the grill to the front yard, crank the mariachi music as loud as it can go, and do a shot of tequila every time our flag flying MAGA neighbors glare at me it’s gonna be great
Bradley P. Moss (@bradmossesq.bsky.social) reposted
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Rick Wilson (@therickwilson.bsky.social) reposted
This weekend showed that JD Vance (R-Waiting For Trump To Die) is just as willing to simp for Vladimir Putin as Trump is. open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
If he does whatever the fuck he wants anyway, will it matter if the government is shutdown down?
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ll use it as an excuse to not do good things while shifting even more resources to the bad things, which they’ll do whether the government is shutdown or not.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
This is honestly fantastic.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Jessica Tarlov (@jessicatarlov.bsky.social) reposted
Then you could stop defunding mental health programs and back red flag laws. Simple!
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Post better.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do you run a screen with 0 blockers? Epic fail.
James Talarico (@jamestalarico.bsky.social) reposted
The national Democratic Party has forgotten how to fight. But in this critical moment, we need fighters — not folders. We need a Democratic Party that is a little less Washington and a little more Texas.
Ryan Enos (@ryanenos.bsky.social) reposted
Eisenhower, who probably had more personal potential to govern as an authoritarian than any leader in modern U.S. history, ordered military personnel in Washington, DC to not where uniforms because he thought the site of so much uniformed military in the capital city was inconsistent with democracy.
Patrick (@icedbrew2.bsky.social) reply parent
So uh, why did he trade him?
Morgan Fairchild (@morgfair.bsky.social) reposted
www.thedailybeast.com/minnesota-se...
Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
“You should be taxed into poverty” is nowhere near “you should be raped unconscious and thrown into a dumpster” THAT is why I left Twitter. I get annoying scolds who are rude to me here but no threats or abuse. I seen none of that here.