they have a whole line for babies too if you want to start them off strong looking like a krispy kreme
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they have a whole line for babies too if you want to start them off strong looking like a krispy kreme
okay but for a while I worked for L'Occitane, a French brand known for their shea butter products, and you can get a real high gloss finish on a white person that way
they're so pink!!
so many. limited only by when he gets annoyed and tries to wrestle instead
"sink" you mean floor
it would be so fun until it wasn't!! i'm not smart enough to remember all this!
we did some tussling this morning and now he's absolutely zonked out
you gotta make it like one of those open floor plan wet-room bathrooms, where you can just hose the whole place down
if i got to the door where the handle just comes off i would puke on the floor
i blame the NCIS industrial complex for people thinking you can enhance an image by feeding it to a computer and saying "computer, enhance"
imagine crashing at your friend's place, and then waking up on their couch shitfaced at 2:48 am and trying to find a bathroom in this fucking nightmare
getting scritched on his chin and holding my hand
I love 11ft8
my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans
if I was going to be this wrong I would at least try to be less annoying about it
rip
you think my baby can't pound a shot? you think my baby can't party?
i missed this soft little baby man!!
yesss
cut it into a crop top
which lil one??
getting scritched on his chin and holding my hand
cmon deserters do your thing!!!
i missed this soft little baby man!!
Trump's contribution to our politics was exposing that conservatives don't care about any of the principles they've said are sacrosanct for 100 years, and all they wanted was to be openly evil instead of circuitously evil. The Democrats who win will be the ones who understand this and act like it
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
right in front of you?
I'm honestly so sick of not knowing what's going on
oh my god
exactly
my husband knew that I was missing the cat while my sister and I had our girls weekend so he sent me several of the best pictures I've ever seen
retire bitch
Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time
Adonis tail / elephant nose / me dancing because i just got “everyone loves your drawings and ypur super cool” trophy #crotterposting #alttextposting
absolutely fantastic work
no!!!
Mr Cait said he wouldn't come to bed with him last night :(
elephant nose tail
why did you post a screenshot of this instead of just reposting it
HEY
my husband knew that I was missing the cat while my sister and I had our girls weekend so he sent me several of the best pictures I've ever seen
lol, I guess we'll see how bad people really want a banana
oh that face looks so familiar... 🥺
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2025's cyberpunk future is getting your ankles obliterated in the produce aisle by the del monte banana robot at ramming speed
two days ago, and thank you!
Guy who wrote a book saying his mom is a junkie slag and his people are lazy trash thinks that everyone else should be more grateful
because they called the dog butch
i'm 35
he drank, or is at least in the process of drinking a whole 12 pack
lol their "get the data" link goes nowhere and they want you to sign up to see the full study. fuck this whole place
you're out of your gd mind with this
what a load of fucking shit lmao
I was petting her and she went to sleep 🥺
some very nice lesbians in the hotel lobby let me say hi to their disabled french bulldog in her stroller, and they said her name is Cannoli and everyone thinks she's a boy bc her front legs and shoulders are so muscular but that she's "just butch" i am so in love i might die
I almost Forgot but then I looked down and saw my toes and remembered
can you put on Russian dash cam videos
my sister and I are getting pedicures and one of the tvs is playing a documentary about 9/11. not the usual vibe but okay
i'm in the women's restroom bringing trans women in there on purpose and there's nothing you can do to stop me
okay to be fair that might have scared me
absolutely 100%. I just find it so embarrassing for people to admit it in public
everyone should be safe in public spaces. ideally everyone should also FEEL safe in public spaces! but if your discomfort is based on being racist or homophobic or not wanting to see a homeless guy or a mentally ill person, none of whom are a threat to you, i don't really care how safe you feel.
people say this about the subway all the time. everyone needs to change their behavior to accommodate me because i "feel unsafe". i am entitled to not only my actual safety, but control of everyone around me so i never experience a bad feeling ever in my life
it's only getting worse as cars get bigger. trying to drive down a street with cars parked on each side that was built for horse drawn carriages is a nightmare
exactly!!!
fuckin great minds think alike
Boston drivers are genuinely sick in their heads but it's not even their fault bc that's how you have to be to get anywhere. I held off as long as I could but eventually I had to start doing it too
I used to take it to work every day and I wish I still could
the most "afraid" I've ever been on the train is one time I thought a guy in my car might be dead but he was just passed out, and I was afraid for HIM not for me
I will never understand New York Crybaby Opinion Piece brain because every time I take the train I'm like "damn I forgot how much I love the train"
my sister was quietly like "oh this train is for sure going to crash"
it's unfortunately the only way for this site to be usable for me anymore. this many people weren't meant to read my stupid ass thoughts
can this old bitch kick it already
my sister was like "this train is for sure going to crash"
the little boy's mom clearly thought I was fucking with them until I took out my ID and showed them. I honestly expected more people to chime in Spartacus style
go post on linkedin or whatever rich people do. you chose to align yourself with billionaires and now you're mad the commoners don't want to hang out with you online. fucking loser
while my sister and I were on the train yesterday, we heard an older couple mention it was the husband's birthday, and a lady with a little boy chimed in that it was his birthday also, and then I was like "um it is my birthday also?" it was very cute but also a little weird
it's so embarrassing (for them) that it's not enough for the super-wealthy to have literally all the money and power in the world, they demand everyone love and be nice to them too. you can't have it both ways
dog nobody fucking likes you, go away
what in the absolute fuck
i'm skanks
they did fireworks over Boston Harbor tonight (obviously to celebrate me)
TODAY,
oh. don't call it that
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not in 1917 tho
omg me too happy birthday king
"casualty" is crazy lol
waste of money. could have thrown her in a ditch for free
yes! he was happy to be bribed with some treats in order to accept some petting
my sister is in town for my birthday and tonight we're all getting dinner but until then we are laying in the hotel beds watching law & order
damn dog this fucking sucks
one year I watched this bear river cam for hours lmao. I never get tired of them just sitting in the water like they're in a hot tub
i've been trying to think of a nice way to say this but some of the people on this site desperately need to realize that not everything has to be about american politics 100% of the time. stop replying to people's unrelated anecdotes and pictures of their dogs with unfunny jokes about donald trump
