your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to achieve Operating Thetan Level 8 without spontaneously combusting. this is the final step on The Bridge to Total Freedom. that'll be 400,000 dollars. we take all major credit cards, paypal, cash app,
Can I do this while also being a High Seeker of the 9th Sphere?
yes but that'll be another 100,000 buckaroos
Too late, you fool, by absorbing my written thoughts ocularly, you have entered into psychic battle. Soon your Church will crumble, in a relative sense. When it collapses within the next 100,000 years, know it was our doing, no matter how much it appears to be for unrelated reasons!
oh crap