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Hunky Kong

@thepaleape.bsky.social

get the hell off my page!

created July 20, 2023

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be not afraid

3/9/2025, 1:06:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a white gorilla costume in a dimly lit building
3/9/2025, 1:03:40 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hell yeah

2/9/2025, 8:03:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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david s. goyer vs david s. pumpkins

2/9/2025, 5:25:03 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MEAT THE FUTURE. eat the meat of tommorow! whatever that may be

A sign that says meat the future
2/9/2025, 4:34:03 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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may altman be with you. stay prayed up🙏🙏🙏

A sign of a cloaked woman with a tiny marker in her cupped hands and the phrase may altman be with you underneath
2/9/2025, 4:23:47 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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corn?!!?!

a sign that says: corn a taste of home
2/9/2025, 4:17:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A daspletosarus is yelling ahhhhh
2/9/2025, 2:47:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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huh. what a silly movie

2/9/2025, 1:07:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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did he say it first? its been like twenty years since i've seen it

2/9/2025, 1:00:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck you

2/9/2025, 12:57:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you might have first seen the phrase "tread softly because you tread on my dreams, " in the poem by yeats. i first heard of it paraphrased by the forgettable villain of the ridiculous gun fu flick equilibrium

2/9/2025, 12:49:10 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you're talking to an etsy star seller for the month of september, so watch your tone,

2/9/2025, 12:33:32 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh crap

2/9/2025, 12:30:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah

2/9/2025, 12:29:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes but that'll be another 100,000 buckaroos

1/9/2025, 11:07:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they imprisoned general zod in the p'zone

1/9/2025, 10:51:32 PM | 49 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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you gotta stop being so hashtag relatable with your posts

1/9/2025, 10:25:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*its happening again twin peaks screenshot*

1/9/2025, 10:21:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to achieve Operating Thetan Level 8 without spontaneously combusting. this is the final step on The Bridge to Total Freedom. that'll be 400,000 dollars. we take all major credit cards, paypal, cash app,

1/9/2025, 10:16:32 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'd like to!!

1/9/2025, 9:49:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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new jersey's got a really big green french woman

1/9/2025, 8:13:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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english people got a really big clock with a dudes name. large benjamin they call it. ok, sure

1/9/2025, 8:10:24 PM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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correct!

1/9/2025, 6:05:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's halloween

1/9/2025, 5:51:59 AM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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that's right

1/9/2025, 4:31:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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despite only being 16 years old (!), the dead space universe is already becoming a retro future. the save station includes a hard drive with a spinning platter, something that's already becoming obsolete

Old hard drive
1/9/2025, 4:04:04 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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anybody hungry for some meatco bbq meat snacks?

A meatco snack vending machine
1/9/2025, 3:57:26 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's comin

A gibbon is swinging at speed
1/9/2025, 3:41:13 AM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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fame. fortune. clout

1/9/2025, 3:02:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what a tagline. almost makes sense

1/9/2025, 2:46:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that checks out

1/9/2025, 2:35:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hamburger the motion picture
1/9/2025, 2:35:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👍👍👍

1/9/2025, 2:34:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes but which one

1/9/2025, 2:22:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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or else!

1/9/2025, 2:19:10 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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name a person place or thing

1/9/2025, 1:57:07 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i barely want a birth day let alone a month

1/9/2025, 1:27:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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your mother and i just broke em off with the remix

31/8/2025, 8:46:51 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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not that i've ever seen. you'd think someone would have, at some point

31/8/2025, 7:43:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah, that!

31/8/2025, 5:25:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks to this, he can never commit a sin no matter how heinous his actions

31/8/2025, 4:44:38 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gumby is the only being truly free from God's Sight

31/8/2025, 4:39:30 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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LET YOUR TOOLS DO THE TALKING 🔫🔫🔫🗣️🗣️🗣️

image
31/8/2025, 4:28:35 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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weeee

31/8/2025, 4:18:18 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's anti-reptile discrimination!

31/8/2025, 2:33:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hows your z-axis? still tiny? weak. do better

31/8/2025, 12:07:35 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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baseball but with flintlock pistols like in the movie hook

31/8/2025, 12:02:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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apparently every so often on here people have to pretend something good happened so they can celebrate

30/8/2025, 10:43:33 PM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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i should have realized

30/8/2025, 10:40:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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quantum resistance is something vpns and other security software claims to have. sounds like some star trek technobabble to me. i guess it's about making them more resistant to hacking by quantum computers? this shit won't even be vulnerable to spooky future machines, bro, trust us

30/8/2025, 10:24:19 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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we've all had an extra rib shot by an exotic quartz arrow, this guy ain't special

30/8/2025, 9:55:23 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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who the hell is this

Early man but he's supposed to be some specific dude maybe?
30/8/2025, 9:41:51 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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what the hell is hero jelly and why do i have to be told that "it works"

A poster for hero jelly. It says it works
30/8/2025, 5:11:31 AM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:51:52 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poo doo the flying poo
30/8/2025, 4:45:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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poo

30/8/2025, 4:11:24 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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can't wait for a real life goa'uld to outlaw my brain medication

30/8/2025, 12:20:33 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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i mean, i don't think so?

29/8/2025, 11:59:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm not sure of anything, these days,

29/8/2025, 11:47:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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emma stone stuns as Hot Gollum

Emma stone has no hair and is very pale
29/8/2025, 11:42:53 PM | 158 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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noice

29/8/2025, 11:02:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bury me with my hogfather!

29/8/2025, 9:17:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i forgive you, jake

29/8/2025, 8:44:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the thing i like about bluesky ceo jay graber is that no one on here has made her An Important Person We All Must Constantly Talk About. i've never had to mute her name! bravo

29/8/2025, 8:33:36 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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post your current computer wallpaper. or dont im not your dad

cranky kong is cranky
29/8/2025, 8:25:02 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what!!

29/8/2025, 8:17:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's called blade cuz he's got a sword but he also has guns so what the fuck

29/8/2025, 8:13:18 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gone too soon 😞

29/8/2025, 4:38:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i love FOOD!!

image
29/8/2025, 3:53:48 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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if nobody else has got me, good ol peng's got me

29/8/2025, 3:49:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THERE'S ALWAYS PENG

Dead space remake screenshot. Issac is looking as a sign that says there's always peng
29/8/2025, 3:35:10 AM | 34 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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there's always hikers

29/8/2025, 1:18:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i would simply escape and live in the woods

29/8/2025, 12:45:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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boo, boo this man

29/8/2025, 12:31:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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legends, all of em

28/8/2025, 11:53:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so sorry to hear that

28/8/2025, 11:44:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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don't leave us, beems!

28/8/2025, 10:38:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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three of SNL's top performers are leaving. remuse hinkwater, speculate kelly, and fan favorite beems pluckland. the entire nation - who clearly knows and cherishes these wonderful boys - weeps in the streets

28/8/2025, 10:37:01 PM | 21 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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they're bombarding me with beams and rays of different kinds

28/8/2025, 10:08:53 PM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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A marvel comic called brute force. A dolphin has a robot suit that gives him hands and feet. He's holding an uzi.
28/8/2025, 9:07:43 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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at least snw isn't grim dark slop like disco and picard. at the very least it tries to be an actual trek show. although as time go by it seems like it would rather go through the same motions as the buffyverse. musical episode, puppets, etc

28/8/2025, 9:01:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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even annoying liberal types are starting to realize that the nutrek they've been rallying around with toxic positivity is mostly poorly written pap that's not nearly as progressive as they wish it to be

28/8/2025, 8:58:03 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sure

28/8/2025, 5:25:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOOD

28/8/2025, 5:09:57 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's never done anything wrong

28/8/2025, 3:19:50 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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can me and the boys come over and do this

Upright extinct baboons are creepy. One has a stick
28/8/2025, 12:59:54 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have brought shame upon my house

28/8/2025, 12:18:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you can't rush into new sneakers

28/8/2025, 12:16:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tragic

28/8/2025, 12:06:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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note: party city isn't actually a city. it's just a store

28/8/2025, 12:00:41 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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help him

a fucked up looking pikachu boomerang
27/8/2025, 10:19:04 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good, that should be against the law

27/8/2025, 9:32:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you might have thought i was joking but i was not: www.abc27.com/digital-orig...

27/8/2025, 9:24:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that's illegal now?

27/8/2025, 9:17:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what're you in for

27/8/2025, 9:12:34 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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are u sure about that

27/8/2025, 9:06:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@iainnd.bsky.social what are your thoughts on notepad

27/8/2025, 9:04:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that's easy to overlook

27/8/2025, 6:54:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bumerang is not going to me

bumerang is not going to me
27/8/2025, 6:36:31 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view