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be not afraid
get the hell off my page!
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be not afraid
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hell yeah
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david s. goyer vs david s. pumpkins
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MEAT THE FUTURE. eat the meat of tommorow! whatever that may be
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huh. what a silly movie
Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social) reply parent
did he say it first? its been like twenty years since i've seen it
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fuck you
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you might have first seen the phrase "tread softly because you tread on my dreams, " in the poem by yeats. i first heard of it paraphrased by the forgettable villain of the ridiculous gun fu flick equilibrium
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you're talking to an etsy star seller for the month of september, so watch your tone,
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oh crap
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yeah
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yes but that'll be another 100,000 buckaroos
Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social)
they imprisoned general zod in the p'zone
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you gotta stop being so hashtag relatable with your posts
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*its happening again twin peaks screenshot*
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to achieve Operating Thetan Level 8 without spontaneously combusting. this is the final step on The Bridge to Total Freedom. that'll be 400,000 dollars. we take all major credit cards, paypal, cash app,
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i'd like to!!
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new jersey's got a really big green french woman
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english people got a really big clock with a dudes name. large benjamin they call it. ok, sure
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correct!
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it's halloween
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that's right
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despite only being 16 years old (!), the dead space universe is already becoming a retro future. the save station includes a hard drive with a spinning platter, something that's already becoming obsolete
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fame. fortune. clout
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what a tagline. almost makes sense
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that checks out
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👍👍👍
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yes but which one
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or else!
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name a person place or thing
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i barely want a birth day let alone a month
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your mother and i just broke em off with the remix
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not that i've ever seen. you'd think someone would have, at some point
Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, that!
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thanks to this, he can never commit a sin no matter how heinous his actions
Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social)
gumby is the only being truly free from God's Sight
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weeee
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it's anti-reptile discrimination!
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hows your z-axis? still tiny? weak. do better
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baseball but with flintlock pistols like in the movie hook
Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social)
apparently every so often on here people have to pretend something good happened so they can celebrate
Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social) reply parent
i should have realized
Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social)
quantum resistance is something vpns and other security software claims to have. sounds like some star trek technobabble to me. i guess it's about making them more resistant to hacking by quantum computers? this shit won't even be vulnerable to spooky future machines, bro, trust us
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we've all had an extra rib shot by an exotic quartz arrow, this guy ain't special
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what the hell is hero jelly and why do i have to be told that "it works"
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poo
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can't wait for a real life goa'uld to outlaw my brain medication
Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social) reply parent
i mean, i don't think so?
Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm not sure of anything, these days,
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noice
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bury me with my hogfather!
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i forgive you, jake
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the thing i like about bluesky ceo jay graber is that no one on here has made her An Important Person We All Must Constantly Talk About. i've never had to mute her name! bravo
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what!!
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he's called blade cuz he's got a sword but he also has guns so what the fuck
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gone too soon 😞
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if nobody else has got me, good ol peng's got me
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there's always hikers
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i would simply escape and live in the woods
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boo, boo this man
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legends, all of em
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so sorry to hear that
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don't leave us, beems!
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three of SNL's top performers are leaving. remuse hinkwater, speculate kelly, and fan favorite beems pluckland. the entire nation - who clearly knows and cherishes these wonderful boys - weeps in the streets
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they're bombarding me with beams and rays of different kinds
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at least snw isn't grim dark slop like disco and picard. at the very least it tries to be an actual trek show. although as time go by it seems like it would rather go through the same motions as the buffyverse. musical episode, puppets, etc
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even annoying liberal types are starting to realize that the nutrek they've been rallying around with toxic positivity is mostly poorly written pap that's not nearly as progressive as they wish it to be
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sure
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GOOD
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he's never done anything wrong
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i have brought shame upon my house
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you can't rush into new sneakers
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tragic
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note: party city isn't actually a city. it's just a store
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good, that should be against the law
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you might have thought i was joking but i was not: www.abc27.com/digital-orig...
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that's illegal now?
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what're you in for
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are u sure about that
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@iainnd.bsky.social what are your thoughts on notepad
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that's easy to overlook