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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social

i love watching the US Open because you’ll be locked in on two competitors playing tennis at the highest level, a shot-for-shot battle of the body and mind, and then the coverage will smash-cut to the most random celebrity you can think of just sitting in the stands eating a hot dog

sep 1, 2025, 7:43 pm • 190 17

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fawnliebowitz.bsky.social @fawnliebowitz.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 7:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Joseph Zucker @josephzucker.bsky.social

"We're truly watching one of the greatest displays of tennis you're ever going to see. Look at Passenger 57 star Bruce Payne. He's at a loss for words."

sep 1, 2025, 7:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tiffany @tsalagitiffany.bsky.social

My mom texted me to tell me Scoot McNairy was there. 😆

sep 2, 2025, 1:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Tiffany @tsalagitiffany.bsky.social

(I love him.)

sep 2, 2025, 1:21 am • 1 0 • view
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a girl in Brooklyn @a-girl-in-bklyn.bsky.social

I really don’t care what celebrities are there. It just makes me feel like shit since I can’t afford tickets - even the “cheap” ones.

sep 7, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 9:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social

“well Naomi Osaka was certainly the boss in that second set, but” [camera zooms into Tony Danza] “this guy might have a thing or two to say about that.”

sep 1, 2025, 7:59 pm • 5 0 • view
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social

[tony danza voice] naomi osaka

sep 1, 2025, 8:06 pm • 5 0 • view
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social

“Osama Naoki”

sep 1, 2025, 11:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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LiteraryChick2 @literarychick2.bsky.social

At least your commentators identify who in heck the camera is focused on! One can only wonder ...

sep 1, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Do what now? @blockingte.bsky.social

So you also chuckled when they showed Rami Malek

sep 1, 2025, 7:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social

yupppppp

sep 1, 2025, 7:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Adam @okguyadam.bsky.social

michael chiklis going to town on one absolutely covered in mustard. mustard on his cheek he hasnt noticed yet

sep 1, 2025, 7:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social

danny devito chilling at the us open
sep 7, 2025, 6:15 pm • 287 21 • view
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Andrew Folks @andrewfolks.com

Rick Caruso next to him??

sep 7, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social

My guess was Cyril (Scott Williams Winters)

sep 7, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hoover Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org

I love that you set this up for us days ago. I know it had to bring you special delight.

sep 7, 2025, 6:17 pm • 6 0 • view
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social

playing the long game, brother

sep 7, 2025, 6:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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purwho @purwho.bsky.social

Big if true

sep 7, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Red @redmanprime.bsky.social

He's in a box with David duchovny, I love it. The DD box!

sep 7, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social

Now THIS GUY attending is a good reason to add extra security. DeVito must be protected!

sep 7, 2025, 6:18 pm • 15 0 • view
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Dan Seitz @dseitz.bsky.social

Yeah the guy on the left totally just farted and DeVito got a whiff of it.

sep 7, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social

How many eggs do you think he has in his pocket?

sep 7, 2025, 6:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bea Kaye @brainconfetti.bsky.social

In his defense, he probably lives like 3 blocks from there, it's a Sunday, whaddya want

sep 7, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social

Did he yell RETIRE, BITCH when Trump popped out?

sep 7, 2025, 6:17 pm • 33 0 • view
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Rohan Might Answer @mprohan.bsky.social

Get that man a rum ham!

sep 7, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Here’s Jonny @jonnyj20.bsky.social

God damnit Frank, eating your drinks!? That is genius.

sep 7, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social

The Jersey Mike’s spokesman?!?!

sep 7, 2025, 6:16 pm • 8 0 • view
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Tintin and the Somerville Polyculeans @jamtoday.bsky.social

He looks like he could use an egg, in this trying time.

sep 7, 2025, 6:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Michael 🔜 NYCC @michaelmukalian.bsky.social

What, no Jersey Mike's?😂

sep 7, 2025, 7:02 pm • 0 0 • view