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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social

Checking the Telegraphs class verification interactive tool every couple of hours to see if the 5 pheasants I strategically placed around the estate have tricked their algorithm

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jul 4, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1,135 130

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Theydes @theydes.bsky.social

Only working class people have cars?? Wtf is this graphic?

jul 5, 2025, 2:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rachael the Hobbit @rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social

I'm learning I need to own property in the UK and slap pheasants and random brass knockers everywhere, you can triple the value and become rich

jul 6, 2025, 5:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Rachael the Hobbit @rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social

As long as you vigilantly spray for unfashionable little dogs, of course

jul 6, 2025, 5:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Resistance Radio - Blue Team Radio @blueteamradio.bsky.social

I thought you said 'peasants' there for a moment... 😅🤢

jul 4, 2025, 8:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Florence, Queen of Queer Weebery @spookyflo.bsky.social

Who can afford peasants in this economy?

jul 4, 2025, 8:52 pm • 8 0 • view
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Ashe @numberoneashe.bsky.social

new continent DLC when I ran out of peasants

jul 5, 2025, 7:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Post Clarity @ft4532t42.bsky.social

Don't forget to put out the tactical gold plated lion head door knocker.

jul 4, 2025, 5:06 pm • 7 0 • view
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Tom K @samvega.bsky.social

I'm installing an AGA range cooker!

jul 4, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊 @emilylorange.bsky.social

i mean good on the chihuahua for holding down a job honestly

jul 4, 2025, 6:55 pm • 34 0 • view
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Vaneshi @vaneshi.bsky.social

The sheer quantity of rage in such a small package makes them excellent for customer facing roles.

jul 4, 2025, 6:59 pm • 16 0 • view
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Steve @stevewmobb.bsky.social

Question one. Do you write interminable whiney articles about how one can only afford to send two children to private school?

jul 4, 2025, 8:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social

The algorithm misread them as PEASANTS

jul 5, 2025, 8:05 am • 8 0 • view
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Knife Crow @daknifecrow.bsky.social

now is that a racket for tennis, badminton, or racquetball? important distinction between the middle classes

jul 4, 2025, 6:52 pm • 9 0 • view
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jameslrennie.bsky.social @jameslrennie.bsky.social

“Oh we’re badminton people please none of your bouncing balls around here”

jul 4, 2025, 6:54 pm • 6 0 • view
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Mizahnyx 🇲🇽 | hedonic/nihil/acc @mizanyx.bsky.social

Telegraph shouldn't be as popular But the battle against centralized services was lost years ago

jul 5, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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🏳️‍⚧️Manticorn @manticorn.bsky.social

They put a brand new car under "working class" like damn they couldn't find one more beat up

jul 5, 2025, 7:47 am • 40 0 • view
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danger within @dangerwithin.bsky.social

Fed labor numbers rigged! JACK

jul 5, 2025, 10:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Memories of Raven @historysraven.bsky.social

I’m… Confused. Do they think “working class” means “poor”?

jul 5, 2025, 9:48 am • 4 0 • view
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Lance has No Pity For The Majority aka KMFDM @carmeinreed.bsky.social

When the opposite end of the spectrum is "pheasants", yes.

jul 6, 2025, 12:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Memories of Raven @historysraven.bsky.social

Confusion might be due to me being, shamefully, from the US.

jul 5, 2025, 9:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Clintonomor @clintonomor.bsky.social

Putting barrels filled with flammable items to light aesthetic fires around my neighborhood to go for a more working class look

jul 5, 2025, 9:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Rachael the Hobbit @rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social

Hyacinth Bucket found a new favorite app

jul 6, 2025, 5:07 am • 0 0 • view