Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
When I tell you rich people are the same whether they are conservative or claiming to be leftist, I am Not Joking
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When I tell you rich people are the same whether they are conservative or claiming to be leftist, I am Not Joking
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
This is the worst thing I’ve ever said to someone but if you were in chicken run they never would have made it out of that coop
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Not sure exactly how the like system works in death stranding 2 I just slam it a million times when available (especially for tarman)
shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted
fascism is anti-life, not just for the victims of fascism, but for the fascists themselves. they don't want to reach their promised utopia, they want to die in pursuit of it
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Rain rain rain ☔️ I’m so happy
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Thank you 😊
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Ugh I’m sorry it’s the worst, warm compresses in the shower saved me during those times ❤️
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Sorry can’t come tonight I’m liking other players piss mushrooms in death stranding 2
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Playing death stranding 2 rn of course
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Fired as a porter because I uploaded 500GB of Mr Beast videos to the chiral network
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Sims have group chats where they discuss if this is real or fake
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
You find that Scottish police have a certain level of derangement to them because they grew up watching COPS but aren’t trusted with firearms, so instead they hing aboot all day in their PC plum clothes, waiting for the action they were promised, brain degrading over time.
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This is my house
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It’s a manga called Veil! I’m reading it here: veilmanga.com/manga/veil-c...
vanoreo (@vanoreo.bsky.social) reposted
SILKTHONG!
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I like to see witches hurting people yes I do indeed
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Taking a little male cheerleader out of my pocket and having him dance in my palm to distract an American conservative like shaking car keys for a baby
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Children of men might be the first case of “movie better than book” btw
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Morbidly obsessed with checking the X account of one of the people who got a Neuralink chip implanted
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Hung jury implies the existence of a Micropenis jury
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1000 robux to the kid who identifies the YouTuber
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I was in the kitchen in the dark trying to stealth snack and got blinded by torchlight in my window and “it’s a YouTube play button!! WHOS IS IT?”
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
A bunch of scouse kids outside my house with a TORCH trying to figure out who lives here because they saw Shaun’s YouTube play button thing in the window lmaoooo
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Kids are dying + grow up + I’ve never heard one of ur songs
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
I hate when horrible yellers interrupt my special piano show just because children are being starved to death by the country l've openly supported many times.
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
“Toxic empathy” is a term made up by Christian conservative women to explain why they cry at ai videos of babies tap dancing on Facebook but feel nothing when their own child cuts contact with them.
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Every wow guild needs The Master Chef
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Played World of Warcraft while I was tired and accidentally summoned 2 refreshment tables instead of attacking during a boss fight
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Trisha Paytas called her new baby son Aquaman
shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted
dukat is an all time great villain. convinced he's a hero, can't understand why the people he's oppressing don't throw him a parade any time he isn't the absolute worst he could be
Jack Saint (@lackingsaint.bsky.social) reposted
of course I oppose genocide in a general sense, but this is secondary to my main concern: being smugly dismissive of people opposing it in a specific sense
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Reading some of the oldest diaries by women has been a little fixation of mine and it always floors me the amount of times I feel connected to that woman even though she is dead for thousands of years, what a gift.
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Gals just being pals in the 11th century, from the diary of Lady Murasaki.
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
This is what America is ❤️
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Thank you!!
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He’s back on X with his usual stuff 🙄
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Stefan Molyneux in my fallopian tube trying to stop my last egg from being expelled
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
My reanimated skeleton warrior army are angry that I only brought them back for an outdoor screening of Doubt. They don’t even care about Meryl Streep’s performance.
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:^)
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made this as a gift for Shaun like almost 2 years ago? because I love his heart, and it holds true to this day
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Don’t usually care about blind items but this one about Lauren Sanchez has me excited for the Amazon brand Rasputin
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Not maliciously either they think they are being nice because “you aren’t chubby anymore” or whatever lol
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Funniest thing about losing a lot of weight in a short amount of time (in my case like 70lbs yikes) is that people will often openly insult the way you used to look lol
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They are talking about a spider if that isn’t clear lol
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
I’m level 70 in WoW 🎉
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I can’t even imagine ❤️
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I was in the pool last week and a baby fell in, the lifeguard was trying to get her out by using some kind of pole instead of jumping in?? So I asked the parent if I could just jump in and get her baby for her, which I did. It’s just funny because in normal situations talking to a stranger is SCARY
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
My social anxiety is annoying because it’s so bad I can’t really hold friendships but whenever a complete stranger needs help it temporarily suspends
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Watching a cute video of a farm animal is so nice when you don’t have a slobbering carnivore comedian in your ear saying That’s My Dinner
shaun (@shaunvids.bsky.social) reposted
seeing liberals celebrating the death of children because 56% of voters where the children lived voted against their team is always disturbing. you come to expect that sort of thing from the open fascists, it's extra disheartening seeing the libs do it
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Lag 😑
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Jet leg is destroying me
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Please please please
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Insane news…I found a little key ring charm that looks like my pet in WoW
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Need a woman to blow up the source of my trauma in front of me in a display of romantic power
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Nasha is so good and so powerful…
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Checking the Telegraphs class verification interactive tool every couple of hours to see if the 5 pheasants I strategically placed around the estate have tricked their algorithm
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Yeahhh I don’t find the Labubus cute personally I just got this one for my daughter but now I’m worried someone will body slam her for it or something 😬
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Grok did you sleep with my wife
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
We must start giving more CIA agents head injuries, if we create many Jason Bournes then they will be too busy chasing them around the world to assassinate politicians
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
I’m never this lucky I guess this means I’m getting beat up later or something
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It’s not for me cause I don’t know if I like them but I like how fluffy they are
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
Why would Walton Goggins decide to be the current ad face of Walmart lol You are at the peak of your career not hurting for money but you just have to work with the company that locks up baby formula??
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He was so expressive and genuinely seemed to like interacting with us?? Sweet fish I will remember you!
Ash (@h1twom4n.bsky.social)
On a trip with everyone I love the most together, now I understand why my mum was always a sentimental mess on family vacations