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Ash

@h1twom4n.bsky.social

I make pretty things with my hands

created July 3, 2023

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When I tell you rich people are the same whether they are conservative or claiming to be leftist, I am Not Joking

1/9/2025, 7:53:35 PM | 146 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the worst thing I’ve ever said to someone but if you were in chicken run they never would have made it out of that coop

30/8/2025, 6:33:56 PM | 89 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure exactly how the like system works in death stranding 2 I just slam it a million times when available (especially for tarman)

30/8/2025, 5:17:39 PM | 51 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fascism is anti-life, not just for the victims of fascism, but for the fascists themselves. they don't want to reach their promised utopia, they want to die in pursuit of it

30/8/2025, 2:57:58 PM | 2465 421 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rain rain rain ☔️ I’m so happy

30/8/2025, 2:37:33 PM | 67 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:04:01 AM | 479 42 | View on Bluesky | view

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Medieval era dog names really tickle me

Medieval dog names! Brayneles (Brainless) Badde Amyable Nosewise (Good nose) Beste-of-all Mustarde Havegoodday Helpless Chereful Salmon Pretyman / Argument Pretiboy
30/8/2025, 1:28:22 AM | 96 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you 😊

29/8/2025, 6:37:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh I’m sorry it’s the worst, warm compresses in the shower saved me during those times ❤️

29/8/2025, 6:23:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perched on my gaming stoop

Me on the bed, I’m wearing a dress!
29/8/2025, 6:15:30 PM | 154 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry can’t come tonight I’m liking other players piss mushrooms in death stranding 2

29/8/2025, 1:35:19 PM | 82 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incredible things are happening in the Scottish woods rn

A news article containing the text “An offering of In Bru and shortbread (from a journalist) is brought to King Atehehe” the story is so weird I can’t explain it all here
28/8/2025, 12:07:20 AM | 95 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s go home~ #warcraft

It’s a cross stitch of a hearthstone :)
26/8/2025, 9:22:09 PM | 205 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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The amount of QT pregnant ladies in this game is so cool

Sam looking at a hologram of a pregnant lady in a nightgown
26/8/2025, 7:22:02 PM | 46 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Playing death stranding 2 rn of course

26/8/2025, 2:06:22 PM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fired as a porter because I uploaded 500GB of Mr Beast videos to the chiral network

26/8/2025, 2:06:07 PM | 126 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sims have group chats where they discuss if this is real or fake

25/8/2025, 6:31:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me in the process of inventing light ❤️

A ginger lady with a strip of light across her face
25/8/2025, 6:30:29 PM | 218 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Master of Sims

A cross stitch of a sims green diamond saying “I am in control”
25/8/2025, 2:26:44 PM | 621 80 | View on Bluesky | view

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You find that Scottish police have a certain level of derangement to them because they grew up watching COPS but aren’t trusted with firearms, so instead they hing aboot all day in their PC plum clothes, waiting for the action they were promised, brain degrading over time.

25/8/2025, 1:58:03 PM | 112 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is my house

25/8/2025, 1:36:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a manga called Veil! I’m reading it here: veilmanga.com/manga/veil-c...

24/8/2025, 10:45:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fitted the fawk out

My wow character looking fancy
24/8/2025, 10:32:22 PM | 61 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Longlegs (2024)

A girl with long leg
24/8/2025, 6:02:19 PM | 386 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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SILKTHONG!

24/8/2025, 5:46:05 PM | 31 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay last one

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24/8/2025, 2:27:12 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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❤️

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24/8/2025, 2:16:30 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Veil is making me fall in love with love again

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24/8/2025, 2:14:16 PM | 44 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like to see witches hurting people yes I do indeed

22/8/2025, 12:29:13 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Florence + the machine new song is sooooo good

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22/8/2025, 12:25:47 PM | 55 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taking a little male cheerleader out of my pocket and having him dance in my palm to distract an American conservative like shaking car keys for a baby

21/8/2025, 4:54:39 PM | 129 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Children of men might be the first case of “movie better than book” btw

20/8/2025, 10:56:02 PM | 43 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waow

(Bragging voice) I’ve read 34 books in 2025
20/8/2025, 10:51:51 PM | 63 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morbidly obsessed with checking the X account of one of the people who got a Neuralink chip implanted

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14/8/2025, 9:33:06 PM | 104 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hung jury implies the existence of a Micropenis jury

9/8/2025, 9:34:55 PM | 886 108 | View on Bluesky | view

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🪻🪻🪻

Picture of me in a blue dress
7/8/2025, 10:43:04 PM | 291 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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1000 robux to the kid who identifies the YouTuber

5/8/2025, 10:28:22 PM | 49 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was in the kitchen in the dark trying to stealth snack and got blinded by torchlight in my window and “it’s a YouTube play button!! WHOS IS IT?”

5/8/2025, 9:52:19 PM | 208 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bunch of scouse kids outside my house with a TORCH trying to figure out who lives here because they saw Shaun’s YouTube play button thing in the window lmaoooo

5/8/2025, 9:49:49 PM | 604 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me trying to explain Ur-Fascism

Chers tweet “I THINK, HITLER,GOEBBELS, GORING, HIMMLER,& HESS ARE LIVING IN ICLOUD”
4/8/2025, 11:41:22 PM | 720 65 | View on Bluesky | view

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King of the forest spirits

A cross stitch I did of an ethereal looking stag
4/8/2025, 11:15:23 PM | 134 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kids are dying + grow up + I’ve never heard one of ur songs

30/7/2025, 11:45:37 AM | 118 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate when horrible yellers interrupt my special piano show just because children are being starved to death by the country l've openly supported many times.

“The Independent Regina Spektor tells pro-Palestine protesters at concert: 'You're just yelling at a Jew' 5 hours ago”
30/7/2025, 11:44:30 AM | 290 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Toxic empathy” is a term made up by Christian conservative women to explain why they cry at ai videos of babies tap dancing on Facebook but feel nothing when their own child cuts contact with them.

29/7/2025, 7:25:08 PM | 261 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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:)

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29/7/2025, 6:19:47 PM | 111 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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My home town in Scotland is so magical

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29/7/2025, 6:17:34 PM | 4308 214 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every wow guild needs The Master Chef

28/7/2025, 6:07:22 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Played World of Warcraft while I was tired and accidentally summoned 2 refreshment tables instead of attacking during a boss fight

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28/7/2025, 6:02:23 PM | 98 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another Monday

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28/7/2025, 3:08:09 PM | 254 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trisha Paytas called her new baby son Aquaman

22/7/2025, 6:41:34 PM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dukat is an all time great villain. convinced he's a hero, can't understand why the people he's oppressing don't throw him a parade any time he isn't the absolute worst he could be

22/7/2025, 7:40:08 AM | 951 81 | View on Bluesky | view

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of course I oppose genocide in a general sense, but this is secondary to my main concern: being smugly dismissive of people opposing it in a specific sense

17/7/2025, 1:53:05 PM | 1168 122 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cinnamon girl

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21/7/2025, 10:14:34 PM | 572 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a whole other page of gay nonsense I love her

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21/7/2025, 4:39:51 PM | 53 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reading some of the oldest diaries by women has been a little fixation of mine and it always floors me the amount of times I feel connected to that woman even though she is dead for thousands of years, what a gift.

21/7/2025, 4:27:32 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gals just being pals in the 11th century, from the diary of Lady Murasaki.

An excerpt from the diary of Lady Murasaki, a noble at court “Returning to my room, I looked in at Lady Saisho's door, only to find her asleep. She lay with her head pillowed on a writing box, her face all but hidden by a series of robes - dark red lined with green, purple lined with dark red - over which she had thrown a deep crimson gown of unusually glossy silk. The shape of her forehead was enchanting and so delicate. She looked just like one of those princesses you find depicted in illustrations. I pulled back the sleeve that covered her face. 'You remind me of a fairy-tale princess!' I said. She looked up with a start. 'You are dreadful!' she said, propping herself up. 'Waking people up like that without a thought!' I remember being struck by the attractive way her face suddenly flushed. So it is that someone normally very beautiful can look even more beautiful than ever on occasions.”
21/7/2025, 4:23:32 PM | 95 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what America is ❤️

20/7/2025, 4:47:42 PM | 177 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!!

20/7/2025, 4:33:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sunday day of chest

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He’s back on X with his usual stuff 🙄

16/7/2025, 1:44:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stefan Molyneux in my fallopian tube trying to stop my last egg from being expelled

Stefan Molyneux in a tunnel
16/7/2025, 1:04:56 AM | 184 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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My reanimated skeleton warrior army are angry that I only brought them back for an outdoor screening of Doubt. They don’t even care about Meryl Streep’s performance.

15/7/2025, 9:38:07 PM | 90 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Display of miscellaneous sweeties

A few of my cross stitches
15/7/2025, 2:33:15 AM | 300 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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:^)

15/7/2025, 12:05:15 AM | 120 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ponyo’s mom has got it going on ~

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15/7/2025, 12:04:36 AM | 226 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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made this as a gift for Shaun like almost 2 years ago? because I love his heart, and it holds true to this day

14/7/2025, 1:51:03 AM | 46 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uncloud those eyes!!

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14/7/2025, 1:49:03 AM | 512 47 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t usually care about blind items but this one about Lauren Sanchez has me excited for the Amazon brand Rasputin

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11/7/2025, 7:57:46 PM | 36 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My favorite thing is tightly swaddled video game babies

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Not maliciously either they think they are being nice because “you aren’t chubby anymore” or whatever lol

8/7/2025, 9:26:08 PM | 90 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funniest thing about losing a lot of weight in a short amount of time (in my case like 70lbs yikes) is that people will often openly insult the way you used to look lol

8/7/2025, 9:24:41 PM | 198 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are talking about a spider if that isn’t clear lol

8/7/2025, 8:46:57 PM | 46 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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In love with the mental visual of this

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I’m level 70 in WoW 🎉

8/7/2025, 6:21:22 PM | 78 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t even imagine ❤️

7/7/2025, 7:43:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was in the pool last week and a baby fell in, the lifeguard was trying to get her out by using some kind of pole instead of jumping in?? So I asked the parent if I could just jump in and get her baby for her, which I did. It’s just funny because in normal situations talking to a stranger is SCARY

7/7/2025, 6:59:10 PM | 69 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My social anxiety is annoying because it’s so bad I can’t really hold friendships but whenever a complete stranger needs help it temporarily suspends

7/7/2025, 6:55:33 PM | 141 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching a cute video of a farm animal is so nice when you don’t have a slobbering carnivore comedian in your ear saying That’s My Dinner

7/7/2025, 6:03:04 PM | 152 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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seeing liberals celebrating the death of children because 56% of voters where the children lived voted against their team is always disturbing. you come to expect that sort of thing from the open fascists, it's extra disheartening seeing the libs do it

6/7/2025, 12:32:20 AM | 2911 397 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lag 😑

6/7/2025, 12:05:40 AM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jet leg is destroying me

6/7/2025, 12:05:25 AM | 69 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please please please

5/7/2025, 1:29:08 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hello glub

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5/7/2025, 1:16:01 AM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Insane news…I found a little key ring charm that looks like my pet in WoW

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5/7/2025, 1:12:52 AM | 273 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need a woman to blow up the source of my trauma in front of me in a display of romantic power

4/7/2025, 7:23:28 PM | 46 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nasha is so good and so powerful…

4/7/2025, 7:22:21 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thinking of them

Mickey and Nasha from Mickey 17
4/7/2025, 7:21:48 PM | 213 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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Checking the Telegraphs class verification interactive tool every couple of hours to see if the 5 pheasants I strategically placed around the estate have tricked their algorithm

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Yeahhh I don’t find the Labubus cute personally I just got this one for my daughter but now I’m worried someone will body slam her for it or something 😬

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Grok did you sleep with my wife

4/7/2025, 4:35:40 PM | 110 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m up here

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4/7/2025, 10:39:02 AM | 114 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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We must start giving more CIA agents head injuries, if we create many Jason Bournes then they will be too busy chasing them around the world to assassinate politicians

4/7/2025, 10:23:44 AM | 84 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK WHATS GOING ON

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3/7/2025, 9:19:45 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m never this lucky I guess this means I’m getting beat up later or something

I won a hello kitty plush I won a chocolate drink plush
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It’s not for me cause I don’t know if I like them but I like how fluffy they are

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First time purchasing one of these and it was the rare one lol

A rare Labubu doll, it’s kind of ugly
3/7/2025, 3:37:42 PM | 77 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would Walton Goggins decide to be the current ad face of Walmart lol You are at the peak of your career not hurting for money but you just have to work with the company that locks up baby formula??

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He was so expressive and genuinely seemed to like interacting with us?? Sweet fish I will remember you!

2/7/2025, 4:57:31 PM | 57 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy we saw means the world to me

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On a trip with everyone I love the most together, now I understand why my mum was always a sentimental mess on family vacations

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