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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social

Hung jury implies the existence of a Micropenis jury

aug 9, 2025, 9:34 pm • 886 108

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Jonty @jooney-au.bsky.social

They’re only capable of awarding punitive damages.

aug 10, 2025, 12:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Jenny Drac @kingriptor.bsky.social

That's the all CEO jury for Luigi

aug 10, 2025, 3:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Veedub @toadrocket.bsky.social

Booby trap? Try a dickie trap

aug 10, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Layer8 @layer8problem.bsky.social

I prefer a stacked jury myself.

aug 10, 2025, 6:25 am • 3 0 • view
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Less-Violent Guillotine @pacifistguillotine.bsky.social

That's a jury that votes to convict despite knowing that the law is unjust.

aug 9, 2025, 10:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Silverfox (Céline)🏳️‍⚧️ @argkitsune.bsky.social

The Supreme Court

aug 9, 2025, 10:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Steve Gray @stevegartist.bsky.social

Here's a member (Ha!) of the micropenis jury. Or it might be the micropenis who will soon meet a jury.

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aug 11, 2025, 1:11 am • 1 0 • view
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IvanIV @the4thivan.bsky.social

It's real. I keep getting summons.

aug 10, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
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High Pants @lowkeyhazza.bsky.social

12 Angry Men with that Big-D energy.

aug 10, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Scratch @scratches.bsky.social

According to the Sixth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, I am guaranteed the right to be judged by a jury of my PEERS, God damn it

aug 10, 2025, 1:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Anthony @mrthebatman.bsky.social

I liked it but unliked it so you could stay at 69 likes.

aug 9, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mala Cruel, Diabolical @malacruel.bsky.social

Why do you think those Twelve Guys were so Angry

aug 9, 2025, 9:48 pm • 23 1 • view
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Jim Stansel... He's that Guy @jimstansel.bsky.social

12 Angry Guys

aug 9, 2025, 11:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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Id @misteridders.bsky.social

12 angry gays They weren’t allowed to fuck in that room.

aug 15, 2025, 2:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dave @d--ta.bsky.social

12 hangry guys

aug 10, 2025, 12:15 am • 2 0 • view
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Charles @charles.capps.me

Twelve Guys, One Inch

aug 9, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Solace @hollowsolace.bsky.social

Do they measure when they go into their little room?

aug 9, 2025, 10:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ann Valentine @avsolutions.bsky.social

That is such a pervy dad joke. I love it! 😆

aug 9, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Random Dude @eywguy.bsky.social

Micropenis was convicted of 34 felonies by his jury

aug 10, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Nidair @nidair.bsky.social

Piss poor judgment

aug 9, 2025, 11:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bill Guisarme @notbuchanan.bsky.social

aug 9, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Leonhard @leonhard.xyz

Juror Number 3 from 12 Angry Men
aug 9, 2025, 9:40 pm • 9 0 • view
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Nothing To See Here - Virtual GM Screen @nothingtoseeheregaming.com

That's when the jury just accepts the cops version of events and blindly convicts an innocent person

aug 10, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view