In my best Norm Macdonald voice: After a multi-billion dollar investment in painting the border wall black to make it hotter and more painful to climb, Donald Trump's efforts to thwart border crossings were defeated by cutting edge technology: gloves! They wore gloves. people.com/trump-orders...
If people are desperate enough to walk thousands of kilometres, dodge cartels, and risk the desert heat, they’re not going to be stopped by “ouch, it’s hot metal.” Gloves, blankets, even just pouring water over the wall to cool it down—migrants have always adapted, always will.
It's like...the kind of idiotic thing that politicians on The Simpsons or South Park would come up with. Like something so stupid they hardly have to show it failing; as soon as they suggest it, the audience laughs.
The border wall that was supposed to be impossible to climb? Now we get to waste thousands or millions of dollars to strip prime and paint the fucking thing 😑
Guess when it’s black, ONLY on the U.S. side, this won’t work anymore. Wait for the end… 🤣🤣🤣 youtube.com/shorts/XOqNA...
Where there's a will, there's a way.
*wall