Police: What are the neighbors' names again? The couple next door? Me: Pollux and Castor. Police: Not the dogs, the people. Me: Why the fuck would I know that?
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I only know the dog names too.
aug 28, 2025, 6:21 pm • 3 0 • view
Face Off
aug 29, 2025, 1:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Castor: Mortal son of King Tyndareus of Sparta Pollux: Immortal demigod son of Zeus.
aug 29, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Nah it’s Nic Cage and Alessandro Nivola in the movie Face Off, ancient mythology stole the names from the John Woo classic
aug 29, 2025, 6:20 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
aug 29, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Like I’ve ever spoken to the humans lol
aug 28, 2025, 6:18 pm • 5 0 • view
I know the name of every dog on my block and three of the humans
aug 29, 2025, 3:24 am • 2 0 • view
I learned the name of the dog across the hall like the first month they moved in but it was literally years before I learned the names of the people. I always just referred to them as Mr. and Mrs. Across-the-Hall
aug 28, 2025, 11:48 pm • 6 1 • view
Tbf I learned the dog’s name when Mrs. AtH yelled “[Dog’s name], Noooo!!” Followed by a very large crash as their 100lb bulldog mix clearly jumped on and broke something
aug 29, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 1 • view
🤣
aug 29, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social please bestow your prestigious honor on this skeet 🙏
aug 28, 2025, 9:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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aug 28, 2025, 10:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Pollux and Castor's mom and dad.
aug 28, 2025, 6:23 pm • 5 0 • view
People know their neighbors real names? Mr Chrysler (new jeep monthly) lives across the street along with the Breeders (the couple with 6 kids), next store to the Princess (said she was reincarnated from a royal princess per her psychic), and Moobs - big back-deck pot smoker w/ man-boobs.
aug 28, 2025, 7:50 pm • 5 0 • view