Define “war”

This is directly Trump's fault for cancelling Obama's deal with Iran that stopped them from developing nuclear weapons. They picked right back up in 2018 where they had left off.

Dr. Michael Ian Black, you know it

They were counting on civil wars only

No war but class war, but that war is old af

Shh, shhh…your eyes and ears should be turned toward the Middle East. Nothing to see in America now…Shhhh, shhhh…

"He was being sarcastic."

He meant no new wars that he can't profit off of.

I think he specified foreign wars.

These airstrikes in Iran are probably preplanned between Trump and Netanyahu administrations. One pushes the boundaries in their own country then, as if by magic, the other pushes the boundaries to distract from the first one’s heinousness.

Self-enabling hell cycle.

"No one declared it"

I guess I could spring for something

Well he declared war on LA too, just not “officially.”

wait …

What’s two more?

Thought that was the one truth amongst his lies, did you? 🙃

To any voter that voted Republican because Trump was "anti war": FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

It'll come.

He'll end it like he did the Russia Ukraine war. So it'll go on and on.

Exactly!!

Trump will blame Biden. MAGAs will slap their knees and shout "Damn straight!".

Blaming Biden is the only response they have. As a Canadian, I can say unequivocally, I miss Joe Biden. The day he got elected & for the first few months of his presidency the world felt like it went back to normal. Where everyday wasn't a reality TV show and rage tweeting from the toilet at 3am.

yep. I miss #JoeBiden, too.

He is a good man who did his best and there was no ever any doubt in my mind he loved his country and the American people.

I miss both Joe and Obama. How the hell did this happen? We're in the Twilight Zone here, and everyday it gets worse. I'm managing it well enough, but some of my friends are nearing their breaking points.

I do too. Misinformation and a person who became president who is willing to exploit anger, hate, division and has no firmly held beliefs except for tariffs. I don't even live there but everyday feels like a full on assault kind of feels like you have lived 100 lifetimes in just a few months.

Oh he'll blame Biden somehow

yeah what happened to THAT

He said war(s) plural. He's allowed one.

No, new wars!

It’s official we’re gonna need a third Trump term to clean up this war now! This war that cyborg Joe Biden started

drafts coming boys!

Israel attacked Iran.

None. Nada. Zilch. Peace president. Does invading Greenland count?🇬🇱

I think he meant “No, new wars” but punctuation was never their strong suit

You must be mistaken. Libertarian r3t@rds told me trump was anti war

Just the same old ones...

Yes, Israel attacked Iran. Go back to bed, prob shoul sleep in the basement.

starting now

Just with California

Still early

Isn't the DNI supposed to help inform US leadership of what's going on? Where's Tulsi? Too bad she never figured out how to do those crayon drawings for the POTUS intel brief, or he might have known what was going on.

Ghost of GHW Bush: "Read my lips"

It's all one, long war.

Well they're trying to kick off a Civil War in the US. So give it a minute 😒.

It’s too old

We're you hoping?

The best wars, nobody could’ve ever started more perfect wars, big beautiful wars.

Since this morning….

Wait for it...

Israel just bombed Tehran.

Israel is a rabid dog. America needs to put it down.

The only war is class war.

This never would have happened under "TRUMP"!

President of Peace

First Putin embarrasses him by doubling down after their little chat. Then Bibi goes full-on Top Gun while trump’s broker sits waiting. I guess there goes trumpty dumpty’s Nobel.

Be patient, it’s only Friday.

not yet

allllll the wars

Well... That depends. When did you check your feed last?

The wars we have at home:

Re: See Iran