AITA: Me and Morla, the giant turtle from the Neverending story are doing a foot race. She’s gaining. I look down and see that she’s actually resting atop a fleet of racing snails. I yell, “that’s cheating!” She goes, “we don’t even give a f*** whether or not we give a f***.” I quit the race. AITA?
Question, we're those racing snails on earth, on four elephants, who were on a giant Turtle under them? I'm pretty sure they were. Thus, I'm afraid, yes, that does make you completely at fault. Next time, bring a luck dragon, Sloth from the Goonies, or possibly Gismo. Thank you for your question.
Well. This is the greatest skytle I've ever seen and maybe ever will.
TIL Morla was a she
I guess judging by the first-person pronoun used, they were a they.
To be fair, Morla probably doesn’t care whether or not they care if they’re misgendered.
You are the A, but that has nothing to do with this anecdote. (Joke. Much respect to the Captain.)
YTA shouldn't have abandoned a competitive event without prior notice
YANTA - calling someone out on cheating doesn't make you one IMO
NAH. The real crime is that the racing snails never looked up to see they were carrying the entire weight of narrative symbolism on their backs.
Exactly! THANK YOU
Yes. Anyone who fights with a turtle is an asshole.
True
Least fictional AITA post I've seen in years
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