And the prom’s tomorrow!
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And the prom’s tomorrow!
Whoa, insane omnisave by Zlarxx. Go Entities! 💫🕴️
Well, you see, Moby Dick is a book. That account posts random excerpts from the book. Sometimes out-of-context passages can sound funny or like innuendo. This is such a passage. So my joke is asking how is it this book has stuff from my diary, my personal journal, in it. This site is a social netwo-
How is my diary in there?
The «сырок» situation has escalated.
If you're doing a long text post, please include an ALT image where it's a cartoon of you with a dialogue bubble saying all the stuff, in hand-lettered comic book font.
It's a reveal of the even-more-impossible trick I do at the end of that episode about the impossible trick!
Relax everyone, those AI-looking synthetic non-consensual re-renderings of some of the biggest creators' videos by YouTube are not GEN-AI. They are MACHINE SCHOOL BOY LITTLE BABY LEARN AND GROW INNOCENT BABY LEARNING.
Wait, no, that doesn’t read clearly. I meant like, people who choose to follow me back on every platform other than Bluesky. You know what, just forget it. Eat your breakfast.
“Sorry. Not on here, pal. On here it’s serious.” - My mutuals on every platform outside of Bluesky
I guess judging by the first-person pronoun used, they were a they.
Exactly! THANK YOU
AITA: Me and Morla, the giant turtle from the Neverending story are doing a foot race. She’s gaining. I look down and see that she’s actually resting atop a fleet of racing snails. I yell, “that’s cheating!” She goes, “we don’t even give a f*** whether or not we give a f***.” I quit the race. AITA?
If they were… to make a movie together,… said act… of making… said movie… would take… a normal… amount… of time.
If Joel Haver and Ian Hubert made a movie together, it would take a normal amount of time.
Would you gently caress his earlobes if it meant preserving the spacetime continuum? BE HONEST
You may use this fantabulous magical tech that exists everywhere all at once... but only from the place your ID says you're at.
Judging by the updated TOS emails from YouTube and HBO, they're gearing up to disallow VPNs?
MFW anything new
‘Orangutan Card Trick Debunk’ evidence table props
Dude, SHE followed ME
I think this AI pic woman with a rising sun icon still on the profile and exactly 2 generic posts might be THE ONE.
Typical zombie take 🕶️
“It’s mayhem for your mind!” We absolutely need ads for specific issues of comic books again…
For a small fee, I will advise you on whether or not you should narrate your own audiobook.
Thanks for reacting to my observation of how in the pic, the political guys kinda physically look like the Munster guys with an observation of your own about how the Munster guys, as characters, were actually NICE. UNLIKE the POLITICAL guys who actually?.. are NOT nice.
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Whatever it is, it must be destroyed before it’s too late.
Idk, from looking at a bunch of reference, seems like maybe that's done sOmetimes, but most of the time they just move both, the way a hand naturally wants to.
To be clear, I meant I used a satanic ritual.
Emulating muppet movement in Blender. Just 4 bones dragged around in realtime with the mouse.
"When someone asks you about me, and they WILL..."
I know you're making a humor joke, phil, but FWIW, the saying actually comes from 18th century England. Chimney sweeps graphed weekly tables in soot on how many nobles vs commoners died of dysentery. Occasionally, to make an orphan stop crying, they would spin the butcher paper w/the table around
Instagram tries so hard to entice me to click on a thread by cutting off some juicy sentence, but I will NOT be fooled.
Me with phone to my ear at the mall food court shouting, “NO, TOM CRUISE, YOU CAN’T COME TO MY PARTY” energy
Or, hear me out: … Knitted Sockpuppet Angela?
There's a great tutorial in the @captaindisillusion.bsky.social Patreon teaching you how to model the Trimaxion drone ship in Blender. It was a good introduction to subdivision modelling. I think mine came out pretty well!
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
I keep the intern on Soviet food rations I found in an abandoned bunker. Huge savings.
How much higher, you ask? Don't worry your pretty li'l head about it.
This was gonna be my outfit before I finally settled on the yellow jacket. (Of course I planned to add a Zardoz diaper+bandoliers over top to make it a bit more macho.)
Hmm, maybe. If it’s good enough for Craig Mazin…
Sometimes it feels like Final Draft only vaguely guesses what keys are being pressed. I make all sorts of weird typos on it that don't happen on other apps.
Bring back bulldog-like leading men who always seem like they're one disrespectful kid interaction away from a massive coronary event.
I've been TRYIN'
The Snozzberry Challenge: What Went Wrong
Recap of each previous episode on streaming shows: why
No waiting required youtu.be/sWy1qmMoToM
✅ Successfully recreated the classic photo with Adam Savage 👑
☑️ Missed Vsauce, so had to settle for jump-scaring a cutout of him 😞...
✅ Found out from @hankgreen.bsky.social what his whole, like, deal is (it's that he's great!)...
✅ Definitively proved that @techconnectify.bsky.social & I look NOTHING ALIKE...
✅ Mark Rober wasn't there to compare screams, so instead I stood quietly with his congenial representative Science Bob...
✅ Jeremy Fielding refused to build my camera robot design, but that's probably for the best...
✅ Stared @hbomberguy.bsky.social in the eyes until he crumbled emotionally (the emotion was wholesomeness)...
THE RESULTS ARE IN ✅ Said something wholesomely smart to SmarterEveryDay...
sick!
I’ll consider your recommendation in my decision 🙂 Thx for saying hi
Featuring all four members
Who am I? Who am I?? I AM Tom Scott!!! (Well, an understudy)
Tsk, I don't need no Tom Scott explainin' to me WHY. I get WHY people do it 🙄
Ok, phew! I knew there was a more reasonable explanation. The kids simply take the time to go into settings and disable the thing that makes the typing normal, so that the typing can then be permanently cool.
Ok, this is not me doing a bit.. I just have a genuine, extremely boomer question: assuming most people post from a phone, when someone types all cool with no caps or punctuation, are they sitting there manually declining every grammar auto-correct as they type? I really hope not.. that's too sad.
Someone is helping me choose and buy real life pants!
Wait, there's different KINDS of you down there??
I can’t help but feel that everything that’s going on everywhere all the time is always about me.
Whenever I post a new video:
This is a serious breach of protocol. (this is CD again, I have regained access to my account)
Find me at OpenSauce... before the Captain does! -Intern Alan
A YouTube glitch has been serving this random old post to all my subscribers nonstop for about a month now. And I am here for it 🙌
CUE: I remember that I have the book Atomic Habits CRAVING: I wanna re-read it but not be subjected to the graphic description of the baseball injury at the start RESPONSE: I tear out the first few dozen pages just to be safe REWARD: I forget why I’m doing this & go back to eating sunflower seeds
I have to go to a conference where I'll be one of the oldest yet least-educated guests. I predict that this will feel great.
Jordan Peterson: “define need, define more, define cowbell.”
Managed to downgrade my adobe sub just one day after it auto-renewed to that preposterous $100-more tier nobody asked for.
I’ve read your alt text and you need to CALM DOWN.
I saw a thing on how one AI giveaway is frequent use of the proper em dash character —. And now, having just learned how to type it, I feel like I can never use it. Gotta stick with --.
It used to be impossible to arrange to film something in a Vegas casino, but now seems like every narrative movie/show is chock full of scenes set in real working casino interiors. Is it some new film incentive? (Please only answer if you DON’T know, with random speculation)
oh noooo...
Top 10 Dropbox Sync Fails | 📂😱|
Daaamn, Melville thickening up that book with material from his tight five.
In this case I’m very obviously describing a tool to do run-throughs of a screenplay. So it would be LIKE an audio play but not good enough to ACTUALLY be one. It would be for helping a person refine a screenplay. So that the screenplay could be used for person-made production of moving pictures.
TaiBLE READ Pro™️
In a world where we HAVE to have ai features shoved in everything, I wouldn't mind an advanced text-to-speech inside Final Draft that reads dialogue with character voices but depicts the action descriptions with sound design like a radio drama, with correct timing. Would be super useful.
Can I add this as an exhibit in my proposal to YouTube for adding a "taser commenter" button? WHICH THEY HAVE IGNORED THUS FAR
SILENCE!
Everyone stop, I'm trying to write.
"The old man grabbed me, registered me an account and said, 'hey smoke up, Johnny!'"
I think it's not THAT weird to sometimes confuse the name for Pandas and Koalas. Like, if you were gonna mix up two creature terms, those are reasonable. And it def DOESN'T require every person within earshot to rotate their head all the way at me and emit the Invasion of the Body Snatchers screech.
Pre-tired for the day.
"You really thought you could get away... BEETLE MOSES."
- There goes old Transporter Pattern Buffer Error Joe. How's it going, Joe? - [gurgling hiss from countless misshapen orifices]
