I think Northeastern Democrats need to bring back angry regionalism to regain some of the ground lost between 2016 and the present because "look at those backwards hick Jesus freaks trying to force their shit on us" plays across various demographic divides up here
This has been California Democrats all this year - from fire to ICE. We're sick of right-wing psychodrama. Your kids move here because we're cool and you just can't handle it. "Fruits and nuts" "San Francisco values" and "Hollyweird" is just you being mad about good weather, and better food
Hey asshole you don’t have a heart and that MF been sitting there for 48 years, get over it!
Yeah Byron I’m sure Jesus Christ intended for his church to be built on the back of a chain restaurant that serves biscuits, gravy and packets of vintage candy
God told me to buy two at the gift shop
“Thou shalt play the Cracker Barrel peg game and he who shall lose shall be pegged”
like "I gave my soul to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is a deeply, almost offensively ridiculous statement UNLESS you are a southern evangelical in which case your faith is supposed to be as cringe and morally bankrupt as possible for some reason, and also your entire identity
Point of order, “I gave my soul to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot is stupid as fuck to a lot of people in the south, including my Presbyterian ass.
mainliners are allowed to be normal afaik
We are also allowed to look at the evangelicals as askance as we want.
Wait but those are great lyrics
Josh Gottheimer (ick) had a banger since-lost-from-the-Internet TV ad calling his Republican incumbent opponent an Alabama hick for his social conservatism, and Josh Gottheimer flipped a seat in 2016 that voted for Trump that year and Romney four years prior. shit can work.
Critical support
The Cracker Barrel shit is so funny because it’s simply some consultant ass rebrand mans people are going “it’s woke”
Bring back religious sectarian politics I think you could probably even just motivate a bunch of cultural/cafeteria catholics back from this