Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
if Cynthia runs I'm good for $100 just let me know
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if Cynthia runs I'm good for $100 just let me know
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
he's how Blonmouth County happens
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
he's not at all enlightened about Islam or whatever, but you leave those children alone, because they are babies and babies deserve a safe childhood free from violence and war
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
my parents are surprisingly moral people who picked fights over Gaza and AIDS and they will not have time for your shit
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
every "liberal" scholar is a reactionary desperate for an excuse and tops the list
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not a ten commandments respect thy whatever girlie I just ride for who rode for me
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
don't trash my father or my mother I will come at you with a baseball bat
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
theoretical vibe physicist how about theoretical vibe suck my dick. shut UP
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
talking shit about my father. die
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
to be perfectly frank you're one of my more annoying and willlfully pessimistic reply guys so get bent
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
(North Jersey is heavily Ukrainian and I have Ukrainian friends)
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
my dad also thinks Ukraine should be given enough materiel to flatten Moscow
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
once you inform the median voter that the average Gazan is a clinically malnourished minor they get, like, really upset about it, wonder why
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
he also hates Donald Trump and thinks he's a clownish wannabe dictator but my dad gets so serious about Gaza because it's something that clearly disturbs him on a moral level
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
my dad's shooting buddies are largely Israeli and if you get him talking about what bothers him most politically the answer will usually be Gaza and particularly the fate of Gaza's children
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
no he's just an obnoxiously forgettable white Irish machine Dem who reps like the fucking loop and shit
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
loser glup shitto dem with personally underwhelming politics repping a diverse urban core district, Kat coulda crushed him
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
she should've run against Quigley, I think she legit would've beaten him?
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
Shittenpooper
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
and that's a damn shame because the Senate is worse and we need more of them to retire
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
1. Jan Schakowsky 2. Danny Davis 3. Dwight Evans 4. Lloyd Doggett 5. Jerry Nadler
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
he has close Israeli friends and everything but children are children and he can't stomach violence against them
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
my dad isn't even on social media, the print and TV coverage has just been so abjectly horrifying that I think he wants the US to cut Israel off
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
he learned on his own that the average Gazan is a starving teenager and I think it broke something in him tbh
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
my dad is a Trump 2016-blank 2020-??? 2024 voter and this exact Gaza messaging would get him
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
ironically Hochul and it's not close
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
oh God. Mayor Mamdani, Governor Hochul, Manhattan's own Congresswoman Cynthia Nixon, psychological torture for Andrew
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
www.instagram.com/reel/DLah9Ul...
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm uh pretty sure she's already a member she had their endorsement in 18 lol
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
And Just Like That, Miranda became the congresswoman for New York's 12th congressional district—you know, the heart of Manhattan
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
lives in it and has for quite some time afaik
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
politically aware iconic gay actress with deep Manhattan roots and loyal DSA politics, you're genuinely not outdoing that in terms of candidate biographies
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
cynthia nixon now is your time
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
massive joint NOAA/NWS/USGS/whatever Anchorage and Bangor offices
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
Federal University of Agricultural Sciences with campuses in like Topeka and Fort Dodge
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
*put not but you get what I mean
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
Senate
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
both were post-primary so neither gets any credit imo
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
I've been talking about the need to but weird federal research projects in light-red states for years. we can wokify Kansas if we have the courage
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
free Dem slogan idea: "50 for 50 hospital plan" - plan to construct 50 new, state of the art hospitals, one in all 50 states, to help make up for the hospitals Trump is closing that can't be reopened
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
yes, but she takes swings a lot less whereas Bernie tries to get likeminded people everywhere—it's different approaches that I don't think lend themselves to easy comparison
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
tbf Warren could do more on this front but what are Porter, Pressley, and Wu if not deliberately chosen protégés
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
lol I said this and the news immediately froze for the rest of the week and weekend
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
Becca Balint or Tanya Vyhovsky
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
Janeese Lewis George it's your time
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
oh lmfao Trump Truthed praise of Muriel Bowser, she's beyond dead next year
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
ohhhhh right I forgot that
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
Connecticut doesn't even have a culture of primary competition, kind of the opposite if anything? but they want that man gone
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
I desperately want to know what John Larson did to have *four* current or former public officials actively running to unseat him in the Democratic primary
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
They pitched religion and crypto to Trump as the easiest marks to cash in on and he couldn't believe it took him this long to give it a shot. All those years wasted scamming developers and sitting in courtrooms for a real estate long con when he could've just opened a megachurch
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
Chuck Schumer does not do succession planning in any way that matters, Nancy Pelosi had to be forced into it by an intraparty coup, Obama deliberately eschewed it
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
while Bernie should have retired in 2024, something that separates him and to a lesser but still noteworthy extent Warren from the rest of their old colleagues is he clearly sees it as a priority to build up a bench of successors to his brand of politics
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
was there even a pressure campaign or did she just do that to take a swipe at Rick Caruso
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
Porter nonchalantly coming out for SB79 and instantly soothing YIMBYs is so beautiful to me
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
an avatar of Republican faux moderation getting unseated by an avatar of left-wing rage would own so hard honestly
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
shit Bernie endorsed Platner let's go
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
it's not at all weird that we had the first Coptic and Egyptian US Senator in George Helmy, I'm pretty sure that for both Egyptian Copts and Egyptian Muslims NJ is the top destination
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
Al Abdelaziz might play nice but that will not hold forever, I don't think.
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
this is going to be a really really rude awakening for New Jersey Democrats soon. North Jersey is about as Muslim and Arab as NYC, I think.
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
cancel your subscription and give it to me primaryschool.ghost.io
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
nothing but slots from now on
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
yes
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
temperance movement but for gambling
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
personally i think he means this site is less friendly to degenerate gamblers
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yep a good-faith critique of learning loss would lead to proposals for a massive, New Deal-scale investment in public education. The people pushing the narrative are doing precisely the opposite.
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
man i fucking hate that this guy is influential
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Compare the murky, indeterminate data on school closures to the stark, decisive findings on vaccine hesitancy. Republican policies and rhetoric killed hundreds of thousands of people! We don’t need to bolster this fake narrative. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
California and Florida are on opposite ends of the school-closure spectrum and the differences in test scores are a wash. Some individual schools and districts definitely stayed closed too long but it just isn’t the case that this is some huge, obvious, foreseeable blunder.
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
This ‘blue states closed schools too long’ narrative is becoming increasingly entrenched in the Polite Center but it’s arguable at best. Republican states had far more deaths during COVID and their students have roughly comparable learning loss.
Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted
I've never seen such a disconnect between Dem elected/staff/consultants and actual Dem voters. The latter understand what's going on. The former are awash in right-wing brainrot, hence @schatz.bsky.social blaming COVID mitigation and BLM marches for the GOP's wanton destruction of public health.
Maia (@maiamindel.bsky.social) reposted
Wow, a 50 year old divorced man is into a podcast where two women talk about how it's cool and sexy to be a conservative?
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
and they're saying, they're saying landlords extract value parasitically. parasitically. para-sit-ic-ly. we're going to be looking into the landlords very strongly and we're going to be redistributing the ownership. redistribution, such an interesting word
Daniel (@escargotpro.bsky.social) reposted
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone) reposted
why can't the democrat messaging on trans people be "no, we are not going to force children to undergo genital inspections in order to play sports"
Michael Ditto (@janus303.bsky.social) reposted
John Hickenlooper is 73 years old. He has also voted for more Trump nominees than any democrat other than Fetterman. Another John Hickenlooper term is too risky. Hickenlooper should retire.
First Wordle Problems (@fwordleproblems.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This sounds cynical but it really is just how it works lol. I don't understand it either. "Pandering" is an important part of the skill set and if you recognize game you respect it even when it drives you nuts.
First Wordle Problems (@fwordleproblems.bsky.social) reposted
If YOU say "Trump will try to send in the troops and take control of the elections" I will call you a cowardly alarmist. If the Khan says it I will applaud his deep understanding of the hopes and fears of his people. I don't make the rules.
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
also this picture was taken from a distance, the meat rack was at least six feet tall
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like I've probably known someone Irish-Polish, New Jersey is extremely Irish and fairly Polish (town next door to mine was actually a popular destination for Cold War emigrés)
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
Irish-Italian
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
(Italian tables got wine, I think)
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
I think all the Polish tables had that setup lol
Leonard Pierce (@leonardpierce.bsky.social) reposted
Mayors are not named crazy stuff like "Zohran Mamdani". Mayors have regular American names like "Fiorello LaGuardia"
Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted
ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh ANDRE: is it todae THOM: no it’s thomorrow STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets PHOEBE: they were phroe MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got GEOFF: me too i’m geolous
Liberal Currents (@liberalcurrents.com) reposted
"It’s not merely rule by the worst but an active assault on virtue wherever it exists." www.liberalcurrents.com/let-it-burn-...
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
learned something new today!
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
it's far superior to Irish drinking habits I gotta say
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
every single one of them was a fun, happy, energetic drunk, it was kind of impressive
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
to be clear the wedding was a delight
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
the Polish believe in a good time because there were bottles of vodka and whiskey being passed around for shots before, during, and after dinner
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
the meat rack
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
all of the women whether blonde or Italian had hair for DAYS. in general the women at this wedding were serving. sequined dresses and leather jackets and hot pink and then a less stylish table of the slightly frumpy half-Irish side (this was my table)
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
food mostly Polish including a giant meat rack draped in kielbasy but Italians handled half of dinner and most of dessert. bilingual Polish-English Mass. entire extended family from Poland that danced and drank to a terrifying degree. Polish pop, English-language 2000s classics, even some Italian
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social)
a Polish-Italian New Jersey wedding is such an experience
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reply parent
!!!
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
*at the archaeological society's exhibition of my perfectly-preserved corpse recently retrieved from a glacial fissure* Our research indicates this example of early Homo sapiens was a low status male, based on his stupid-ass fit. We believe a fit this busted was reserved for society's biggest chumps
Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted reply parent
Those willing, by contrast, to trade away the rights and dignity of transgender people or the poor cannot be considered friends of democracy any more than those who were willing to countenance second-class status for blacks and Jews.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent
he'll send ICE to intimidate us. if i see an ICE agent at my polling place i'm going to walk right past him.