just saw a woman carrying her PHONE in her TEETH through Penn Station and I've never felt more afraid in my life...
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I can fix her (she doesn't need to be fixed)
aug 28, 2025, 12:41 am • 3 0 • view
was it amy klobuchar
aug 28, 2025, 12:35 am • 8 0 • view
Oh so this is how people react when I do this
aug 28, 2025, 12:48 am • 2 0 • view
Eve bit the Apple
aug 28, 2025, 12:37 am • 6 0 • view
woman is heavyset in the specific athletic way where she could probably beat the shit out of the professional athlete of your choice, you're crazy if you fuck with Ms. iTeeth. bet she's strong enough to lift a lot more than a phone with her teeth
aug 28, 2025, 12:40 am • 36 0 • view
You have my phone number
aug 28, 2025, 12:48 am • 5 0 • view
while I was not even slightly exaggerating about this woman's build, I posted the description purely to see how many of these replies I would get. so far two in five minutes
aug 28, 2025, 12:47 am • 27 0 • view
Ah bless these horny souls.
aug 28, 2025, 12:50 am • 6 0 • view
Is she single tho
aug 28, 2025, 12:41 am • 8 0 • view