knowing full well the health effects of chronic dehydration, we should try to convince conservatives of this
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aug 28, 2025, 2:03 am • 0 0 • view
The only way to hydrate that isn't gay is alcohol. And not some fruity cocktail, but pure grain alcohol
aug 28, 2025, 1:18 am • 2 0 • view
The first marketing exec at an alcohol manufacturer that runs with this idea will be an American hero
aug 28, 2025, 1:20 am • 1 0 • view
The conservative carnivore diet weirdos are already one day going to find themselves like their vaccine denier friends who suddenly believed in science when they were on ventilators. Honestly, I bet they already don't drink enough water.
aug 28, 2025, 1:19 am • 1 0 • view
water is gay. exercise is woke but roids are based. not smoking is soy and real men have two or three drinks with every work lunch just like Dad did in the 70s. MAHA
aug 28, 2025, 1:19 am • 41 5 • view
If we can get "using the internet means using WiFi which irradiates your balls with harmful woke bandwidths that kill your sperm and lower your testosterone" going we might be able to save an entire swath of the country from having to go no-contact with their fathers
aug 28, 2025, 1:21 am • 10 1 • view
Killing El*n Mu*k dead instantly by convincing Grok to tell him that WiFi makes people trans
aug 28, 2025, 1:25 am • 3 0 • view
OMG have cigs come back?????
aug 28, 2025, 1:30 am • 0 0 • view
if you voted Trump yeah sure. if Kamala no please don't start smoking
aug 28, 2025, 1:31 am • 3 0 • view