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Matt Speight, ALL HAIL CHIRPHOMET! @speight88.bsky.social

Batted at 9 (team only had 10 men) for 17 runs with Plantar Fasciitis killing my foot to drag our team from a sub 50 score to a 75+ score. Yet I have received no medals for my service. This country makes me sick

aug 30, 2025, 5:36 pm • 7 0

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Beth Cooper @bethcooper.fyi

It's the sacrifice of people like you that makes this country what it is

aug 30, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt Speight, ALL HAIL CHIRPHOMET! @speight88.bsky.social

And yet no-one’s painting my face on a mini roundabout…

aug 30, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beth Cooper @bethcooper.fyi

To be fair, no one is painting faces on mini roundabouts. Maybe they should

aug 30, 2025, 5:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Matt Speight, ALL HAIL CHIRPHOMET! @speight88.bsky.social

Your idea of running over Nigel Farage’s face is intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

aug 30, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beth Cooper @bethcooper.fyi

Not a painting

aug 30, 2025, 6:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lisa Craig - Proceed in working trot @dqscribbler.bsky.social

Maybe you just have to wait while the local yarn club commemorates your sacrifice in an amigurumi crochet scene for the top of a postbox.

aug 30, 2025, 8:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fergus McKee @fergusmckee.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt Speight, ALL HAIL CHIRPHOMET! @speight88.bsky.social

Makes me want to fly a flag with my face on it from the lampposts in protest

aug 30, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view