Yeah but they’ve not got a Djed Spence to destroy Citeh’s wingers
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Yeah but they’ve not got a Djed Spence to destroy Citeh’s wingers
If not is*
God they’re gonna get shredded by Pep is Amorim continues to be so wedded his formation…
He’s a young lad and you hope he does well… …but it would be really funny if he’s the worst one yet.
You don’t love this guy?
That last line made me snort tea out my nose, well done
Current Spurs outgoing transfer strategy:
Making it a Georgian flag, I like it (I know that they’re not St George’s crosses they’re some other thing don’t @ me)
Some absolute prime examples this windows of why, if you’re a young promising player you should stay far far away from Man U
That would be manky
RE-SIGN STEED MALBRANQUE!
How dare you, I never pronounce Bournemouth. It is a blasphemy to even think of doing so!
They stretched him and made him Toolanke and his legs detached from his body.
Both of you have misspelt Tottenham Hotspur
I see a lot of similarities between him and early Shearer, who was just a cliche machine when he first was on MotD. Hopefully he can improve like Shearer did, but it is a bit galling for the Beeb to give such a large amount of money for someone who essentially needs on the job training.
He should turn it down, he needs a preseason to get his ideas across and air the ETH stink out of the place
Every club has one, Simão was seemingly linked to Liverpool every 12 minutes in the 00’s
Watching the villa Palace highlights, Twatty Cash gets away with another stinking challenge eh?
🎥| WATCH: Highlights from yesterday's game - Boro vs Southport Highlights sponsored by Adverset youtu.be/NQPmR44K-V0?...
Marinakis: “If I had my Gun, I’d kill you” Nuno: “Yeah, well, you don’t”
He should try saving it rather than pointing at it, the silly bastard.
Disagree Forest will stay up after getting a match winning pen for the opposition overturned when Marinakis holds the VAR refs up at gunpoint. Arsenal to go down instead
… Kuntz…?
He just excited he’s cosplayed as and got to meet his hero, the small arrow on the “give way to oncoming vehicles” sign
Max Dowman is younger than my nephew @alfiesp8.bsky.social You old old man
COYSky when terrorball is defeated:
VAR should be able to recommend a yellow for diving
Good time to tune into the city game eh?
Oh what a shame, i thought we were gonna be in for a good finish for that GP…
Just like in real life
Santini is the Truss surely?
Apropos of my foot killing after yesterday’s cricket, and hobbling around my flat, does anyone have any recommendations for some good arch support insoles?
How dare you make me think of Mourinho as better than someone.
Ok is Ange’s sacking the Gareth Gates - Will Young Pop Idol final?
In a way I do think you probably wouldn’t get Life of Brian made today, but that’s more to do with the fact I can’t see a British sketch comedy troop having the clout and connections to produce, write and star in their own original film.
Hardest thing to get in would be Graham Chapman flashing his knob when opening the shutters
Spurs’ most bitter rival is international football
Kickstarted in a week at most
And now we’re DOOMED
I didn’t know Djed had a cookbook out.
Me imagining how good season 3 would’ve been
But didn’t Angeball usually create loads of xG, rather than the lowest we’ve had in a decade?
They haters may say I’m shit, and they may be correct. But if I stop, they win, and fuck those guys winning.
So am I, but it doesn’t stop me
I’ve heard Trump’s golf scorecard read 6 ft under
Your idea of running over Nigel Farage’s face is intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
And yet no-one’s painting my face on a mini roundabout…
Makes me want to fly a flag with my face on it from the lampposts in protest
Batted at 9 (team only had 10 men) for 17 runs with Plantar Fasciitis killing my foot to drag our team from a sub 50 score to a 75+ score. Yet I have received no medals for my service. This country makes me sick
You missed my last wicket 30 run partnership with an septagenarian.
So I’ve just finished cricket, trust it went well?
They didn’t shoutout “Autobots Rollout” during the climax did they?
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Dunno, but I bet they play some bangers on it
Christ, glad we’ve been strengthening the squad, gonna need it for the 16th according to Fotmob…
4/5 ain’t bad
Why do they ignore my boy Medabee…
Hamburg don’t start Vušković and go 1 down to St Pauli early on. Co-incidence? I THINK NOT!
Final cricket tea of the season 😢
Even God can’t comprehend judging the severity of sins I’ve committed
Tired: Thinking about Simons Wired: Thinking about Seamoons
That’s the face he made when he heard they were after him
Wasn’t it like in the final five league matches where Vic kicked his first goal kick long?
Alright save it for the email
Well we don’t do things the Eze way, but this is a Xavi purchase.
Also 2 HOURS AGO!?!?
Sickos.jog
I just don’t understand why COYS is number one, I don’t use it that much…
COYS not Spurs when fucking off.
Ooo Udogie available for the Bournemouth game. Me likey
I know people talk about it, but I would literally cut my mouth and become the joker if this happened again
Listen I had to do detailed measuring for the connection circumference. I put my thumb on the inside of the nut and the drew a line on it where the nut ended
A like for like replacement in terrorball terms
Just successfully replaced a knackered shower hose
Newcastle
Waking up a Spurs fan today:
Taking his quest to bully wingers worldwide.
Who’s paying POK that much?
Wow what was life like before hot/cold running water..?
So they’ve finally stopped taking the piss eh?
Spursv1-1finalfinalWIPFINAL.doc
Don’t believe it until he’s holding the shirt
He’s going to be a Simonster signing
BREAKING NEWS: Spurs close in on singing Simmons:
Can’t wait to see xSimons’ xG and xA
So anyone else just refreshing the Spurs app?
Club directors seeing Jose is available:
