Hello, hello So AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa- *cough* … Thank you, have a good day *kr-click*

Thank god the abyss, at least, cares. 😱

For the last time: The Abyss is for staring into. The Void is for screaming into. Please kindly stop screaming into The Abyss as we are not insured for that.

Good one…I needed this chuckle today! 😂

Geico should have that

This

Oh man, I'm so embarrassed. I once spent two hours staring into the Abbess. Finally the other nuns roughed me up and kicked me out of the convent.

Came here just for this comment. Thank you!

🍻

I don’t know if you’re religious at all all but none of the religious texts that I have read the Torah, the Korean or anything else mentions that before the creation the void had to be created to put the creation in to.

If your understanding of the universe can only be validate by doctrines and dogma, what lies beyond the veil will only elude you further.

Thanks for the relief, Vonn, hahahaha 😆 😂

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's what you'll get if you try to call the White House message line.

Does it have to be loud? I don't wanna make my throat sore

Nah, you can whisper into the abyss too. It'll appreciate the respite.

Ullo!!!

Are you connected to my insurance company?

😂 First time? 🫂

Sadly, no. 😎

That's not sad. 😁🫂

"Wormhole deities are standing by to take your call."

our daily therapy

Hope everybody has their towel.

Oh, shit. I am screaming into the abyss. Dammit.😲

Please keep your hands and feet clear from the event horizon. *Mind the gap*

Your wait time may vary depending on how much money you slot into the machine. Present average wait time is two to two and 1/2 years Earth Solar. Please hold while we seduce you with ten thousand distractions. Meals provided for a small extra fee.

... Please leave a scream at the tone

Ugh, how long is this going to take? I've been on hold for centuries

"noreply@infinitebliss.com"

The Abyss keeps contacting The VOID due to being unable to process the screams, please remember: stare into the abyss and scream into The VOID, The Abyss will stare back, The VOID will respond with Jazz!

Jazz and the 808

Time to send Code 710.

excellent no notes

This is where you come in @infinitescream.bsky.social

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We all appreciate your thoughts on the matter.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Does any scream work? I'm kind of at the office right now...

For real✌🏼

Even the abyss doesn't care. It has better things to do. 😕

So this right now.

You're mixing two metaphors ("The Abyss" vs. "The Void.") Which appreciate greatly! 🎩 "When you stare into the Abyssal Void, It screams back at you." Like my ex.

"Please leave a message after the deafening eternity of silence."

You mean the deafening eternal scream of extention dread?

Please hold the line. We are experiencing an unusually high rate of screaming.

I'm so confused by it lol

Everyday

Music to my ears. Please continue to hold.

Thank you for your attention.

Glad to know someone cares.

Thank you for calling the abyss. Your screams amuse us

The Oval Mouth

been there, done that 5calls.org

I wish someone could figure out a way to throw every fucking maga into that thing!! Starting with that orange sociopathic bastard.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@infinitescream.bsky.social

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

😅😅😅😅😅😅

Finally getting somewhere with the bureaucracy!

If the abyss is in space, a scream wouldn't exist as sound could not leave your mouth in the near vacuum of space.

That is what it feels like to call your representatives But call them anyway

🤣

@infinitescream.bsky.social

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

*Deletes scream

No put it back

It's gone. I'll have to scream a new one.

We are in the abyss…it is called a black hole (aka singularity).😜

How's the void doing?

Hanging in there, but this last uptick, is a bit much. I might need to hire an assistant

Are you aware of Daniel Foxx a/k/a The Supervillain's Gay Assistant? Very well organized, and ditto groomed! www.facebook.com/reel/3863815...

Daniel would be perfect,but I think it would be a bit boring out here, compared to supervillainy

Except for the screaming.

It does sound like a super villain dungeon in here some nights

Best post of the day!

“Please stay on the line. Estimated wait time is 13.7 billion years.”

I love seeing this comic

THANKKKK GGGOOODDDD!!!!!!!!

In lag, no one hears you scream!🖖🏼

#Abyss #Void

We are experiencing higher than normal demand. Please hold.

👍

😅😭

Ain't that the truth...

Great time to use this

If nobody else has been keeping track, the call volume has been higher than normal since the 1970s.

Future telephone calls to Social Security Office.....😆

a place to call home now

Hey baby. I've been gazing into you for a hot minute...

Finally a weird ass meme page I can follow instead of depressing news coverage 😆✊

It must be nearly full by now surely!

Sponsored by Dell, AT&T, and Microsoft.

OPERATOR!!!! GODAMMIT OPERATOR!!!

History ... repeating ...

The abyss is an allegory for the illusion of seperation

Thank for contacting Congress, your call is important to us. You are number 30,000,000 in line. Your call will be answered…. Some day !

😁

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

AaaarGhhhhhhh!

This is how all of HGTTG is written and I love it.

Hah! Here’s another one for you @infinitescream.bsky.social !

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

🤣🤣🤣

I feel seen.

"Let your light so shine...." Wait, black holes suck in light and don't let it escape. Same with Republican ass holes.

I need to scream so much..

Sounds like Josh Hawley’s phone answering machine. How do I tell him that by voting for a bill which will cause the deaths of many innocent people, he is beyond redemption.

Now step inside ,we want a word with you

The Scream Electronic Noisemaker from Archie McPhee CAUTION: EXTREMELY LOUD!!!! (yet, tons of fun) www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZH...

still my fav. I imagine this on hold to R.E.M. Losing My Religion in elevator instrumental.

Representative of my Republican Congressman’s voice mail box with a robot message that is consistently “full” and automatically hangs up. Except that my “scream” is not important to him. #RandyFeenstra #Iowa

🤣🤣🤣

I cry

😵‍💫❤️

They are lying. I've been screaming at them for days now.

Yes!!!