Bawbeee

then hopped on a plane to Mar-A-Lago to get 18 holes in.

my stomach actually cramps up at what a profound dick he is

I've had to start taking acid reducers again.

Yah I’ve been grinding my teeth in my sleep.🙄 we really shouldn’t let this asshole get to us so much but it’s really really really hard not to.

Trump is a devil! He is THE devil of all devils. I wish Satan would come collect his prodigy already. I’m done with him!

My assumption was that he'd butcher his response, but my imagination fell short of his failure to act human.

Wow. World class, next level piece of human feces.

If Trump wants to go swimming, I'll borrow him this "life preserver."

With all that buoyant fat, he'll need a larger "life preserver"....just to make sure.

He should tie it around his neck before he jumps in…builds up the neck muscles!

The man has dementia. He's nuts.

So then he's not responsible for his actions.

That means he should not be the president.

I'm not disagreeing with that bit, but it's hardly the only or most dangerous reason for that. It's not a useful criticism, given the fucking grocery list of bullshit disqualifying him from having any power. You capable of criticizing Trump without throwing mentally ill folks under the bus with him?

Satan Trump is suffering from dementia. That's why he repeats things over and over. My grandfather had dementia and he acted the same way that Satan Trump acts.

The jokes write themselves… if this wasn’t all so goddamn terrifying.

He can sleep with the fish, that fucking bastard.

leave canada out of this please and thank you eh!?

But everyone loves Bobby Bitman.

Same fucker whose response to 9/11, ON 9/11, was “now my building’s the tallest in lower Manhattan” (which - fun fact - it wasn’t!)

My personal conspiracy theory is: Trump wears leaded diapers. It’s the only way I can explain that weird forward lean that defies gravity.

yes. yes i do.

So long as there's a cement block attached to his ankle, then yes, the answer is yes I want you to go swimming

😭

he probably blames dei because he heard there was a black hawk pilot

He has no care or compassion for anyone.

"Is this a school for ants?"

could he though? maybe with custom boots?

What an ass

Well, its obvious that the thing sitting on top of his shoulders isn’t just a hatrack. Or more accuratly, a rugrack

I, for one, support him jumping into the river.

Complete Moron-in-Chief.

As they used to say, “He’s a card…he needs to be dealt with”

We can ragestroke him. We have the power.

Elections have consequences. Remember, there are no purity tests anymore. It's about electing the person who will fuck you over less.

Swim with the fishes! 🐟

I read that in his voice

Yes, I want him to go swimming.

Trump is a special kind of asshole.

The water? But there's huge sharks, magnificent sharks in the water, and what if the boat starts going down, do I get electrocuted from the huge battery in the boat, or jump and get eaten by the shark? Nice try libs.

Please go swimming

🎶Wackitty schmakitty doooo. 🎵

Yes. Yes we do. Straight to the bottom.

Motherfucker. No limit to the assholery.

25th the 47th

He's no Bobby Bitman.

That sounds like more of a thing Skip would say.

Chant FREE LUIGI at Super Bowl parties, bars and in the streets ‼️

JFC he is such a 🤡

He thinks he walks on water. Why not give it a whirl, Donald? Black-hearted POS.

Bobby Bittman????

Douchebag in Chief

Reminds me of when TFG got confused by that dubya saying of there's no corners to hide in the oval office. He's about as sharp as a fist shaped dildo.

He should go to the site, pay his respects, then get a life jacket filled with cement and dropped in the water. As awful as it sounds, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who feels this way. I'm not even American but I want him to die horribly.

Fingers crossed 🤞 from a pissed off Vet. But atleast I didn't vote for him. Not that it mattered. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..

Me too. And I’m American!

A total moron…and the other morons are standing by loudly cheering.

Where would he even get a size XXXXXXL swim diaper, anyway?

No heart no soul cockroaches instead of brain cells.

He’s such a dickhead

No seriously. Did we all die during Covid?

Yes! Visit the site!!! With an iron anchor!

This f-n guy's grave is going to be pissed on more than the only tree in a dog park.

Put it somewhere nobody goes. Like one of his golf courses. Next to his ex-wife.

It's hilarious that they're talking about his presidential library. It'll become the most popular latrine on the planet.

packed with all the books he has read. sooo... empty.

Just a dried out Sharpie.

Filled with all of his memorial indictments.

We shouldn’t piss on Trump’s grave. We should shit on it.

They'll have to hide it.

I was honestly thinking about that today. When he dies, they will have to hide his gravesite. Otherwise millions of people will just show up, to take turns pissing on his grave. It's wild, really.

They'll probably bury that sack of crud on one of his golf courses to minimize public access.

You will have to make a reservation and get a ticket, LOL. This made me laugh so hard honey thank you

* don't know where the word honey came from I am watching TV

He shouldn't even be buried. Cremate him, pour his ashes into a Port-o-John and let everyone have fun. No better gravesite for a piece of shit like him.

Sort if like the Blarney stone but different.

Charge a nickel a person and we'd have the national debt paid off in no time.

I'll be the one in the booth selling 2-liter bottles of Diet Coke right next door.

Me, I'll sell asparagus

He’s into that.

Oh he’ll be buried at Mar-a-Lago under a giant pyramid or some vanity structure that he could charge the rubes $100 each to take their picture

He does love a golden shower I’ve heard 🙄

It'll be a crypt in the basement of Trump Towers. The boys will charge a fortune just to watch. Maybe you even buy little vials of Elon pee, Bezos piss, Zuck wee... watch them sprinkle it on the grave.

I've been on magnesium. I'll give him both

Pissing isn't enough. I plan to take a full-on shit on it.

🤣🤣🤣

Not me. I’m gonna do it right 💩

Like a teacher in the Summertime NO CLASS

#2 in my case

The only grave that monster deserves is one next to wherever the Navy dumped Osama bin Laden's corpse.

The replies to this comment are some of the best I’ve ever seen. How much for the asparagus?

at this rate, dude won't even get the dignity of a grave

Mud, 365 days a year

I’m digging him up and shitting in every single hole he possesses. Might even invent a few extra.

In all seriousness...

Moments like the last 2 days surrounding this tragedy and Trump's reaction, as well as the other 9 days he has been in power, makes me think more and more that the assassination attempt was somehow staged (which I know is unlikely) and that Trump didn't actually have more real votes, and he lost.

He's a fucking ghoul...and that's an insult to ghouls.

Jerk

You know, now that he mentions it...

What an insufferable ass.

Neither “moron” nor “insensitive asshole” really does the trick. People died in his backyard.

It`s hard to understand how he manages to speak publicly every day and never say the right thing.

Zing!

An asshole response

You can't make this stuff up.

I didn't think this was real. I thought people were just using purposeful hyperbole. "Could you imagine if he said something terrible, like he always does?" But no, he said it. He actually said it. Ghouls...

@jdvance1.bsky.social you, and every person of trump’s cabinet are excellent examples of not having the best standards in who is being hired, you are all literally deadly

The only standards Vance has is in his eyeliner

YES. GO SWIMMING, TRUMP. WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HATE BOATS YOU DUMB ORANGE SH*TGIBBON

Because insensitive f-ck doesn't even begin to describe him.

Another thing the rapist doesn’t know how to do.

I do in fact, want to see him swimming, mid winter in a large body of water. I am glad he suggested it.

Sammy Maudlin: In all seriousness, if he was asking if he should jump into the Potomac, the answer is always yes.

It beggars belief that the majority of Americans voted him into office, or chose not vote in protest. In Australia it is compulsory to vote otherwise we are fined. So whomever we get in we know that that is where we stand as a nation. More independents are being voted in, major parties 💩 themselves

Fucking ghoulish behavior. I don’t enjoy living in this Orwellian nightmare.

He’s so gross.

No, no, I don't want him to swim. I want him to walk east until his toupee floats.

The day they tried to warn him about 9/11

I'm halfway through the #Audible book by Bob Woodward "The Trump Tapes." As much as his voice is nauseating, it's so clear the guy is a mob boss. His foreign policy is to blackmail and lean on whomever he sees as an adversary. Listen to it. It's eye opening!

Fucking freak…

Yes. Go swimming, and remember that real men don’t need life vests or dry suits to swim in the Potomac in February.

He's a pig.

Don’t besmirch the good name of Bobby Bittman!

Hes such a POS

Let's add racist to that and call him an RPOS.

Agreed. We need to refer to the jan 6 rioters as "cop killers", trump as the "felon rapist", Pete hegseth as "drunk nazi", Marjorie Taylor Greene as "butch Barbie" and RFK as "the fucktard that looks like a boiled catchers mit who gargles hot tar"

You know what? YES. You SHOULD go swimming. 67 citizens of the nation you lead DIED in a tragic accident. Show some sympathy. Show some compassion. Not a snarky cruel remark. Just wow.

Nah, he shouldn't go swimming in that nice suit. He should go drowning, since he's so well dressed for the after-party.

Perfectly said

Thank you 😊

Yes, yes I do. And bring this cinder block with you.

Is Trump not aware of boats?

He thinks the boats battery will shock him and he will get eaten by sharks.

Is that comedian Bobby Bitman from the Sammy Maudlin Show?

“Plenty of ham and Vaseline on the side!” Bobby Bitman is the goat! He did Seinfeld before Seinfeld but better!

He simply does not get it. No compassion. No empathy. He lacks basic human emotions. Everything must be quid pro quo.

I really hate that asshole.

he should stand on the bank and shoot golf balls at the salvage divers to demonstrate his level of care and concern

My father used to say this about someone he didn't like, "That guy can take a long walk off a short pier".

Bitman!!!

Can we take him on a face-down tour of the Potomac?

What an absolute piece of shit.

The Dominican sisters, who knew a thing or two about dulcet curses, would advise him to take a long walk off a short pier.

The Reality TeeVee Prez is an embarrassment to this nation. Incompetent, unbelievably petty, profoundly incurious. He's governing out of SPITE. And this time around he's also dealing with dementia. #PettyChild #MalevolentToad #FeralShoutingYam

When asked a press conference why he thinks DEI had anything to do with the crash he said it was because he had "common sense." But I have a feeling that he has no idea what common sense actually is...

PLEASE USE ALT TEXT You have 500K followers. Some of them need Alt text. It's about accessibility. Please do the right thing.

Yes, I want him to fuck off into the ocean and start drinking.

I wish he would just....stop.

Ummm. The President isn't the sharpest tool in the shed folks.

He can’t swim. He is afraid of water.

That's a great use of Bobby Bittman

Gross.

He’s a real calming and comforting figure, n’est pas?

What A Dick

HOW ARE YA!

What a piece of shit jfc

dum fuk

Rex Tillerson was right. Trump is a fucking moron.

It wasn’t just Tillerson. Basically everyone who worked with the senile rapist game show host said he’s a fascist incompetent moron. People knew this and he got more votes than ever. What a stupid country.

I guess he’s in position to get under Putin’s desk

That’s unfair to both 11 year olds and clowns

Never over estimate intelligence

Isn’t that the truth. I said that today. Rex Tillerson was way out of Trumps league. Rex is a contender and Trump is a loser. Anyone with half a brain knows Trump is not smart. Since he got rid of abortion his cult is willing to swallow anything he does following like sheep to the slaughter

Wow is that Donald Trump or Don Rickles? I’ve got my comedy wires all tangled up!

And whoever wrote that article probably resisted the urge to add “in his usual witty way” before that quote…

That is objectively funny

He’s a monster, subhuman.

Yes! I said…as my father-in-law would say, Take a long hike on a short pier.

I’d live him to go swimming. And not come back.

He said that? I have to ask because you’re a comedian , and you joke, but he actually said that?

Yes Trump. We want you to go swimming. And take this anvil with you.

The bright red devil is building a whole new level of Hell just for him to roast in.

Ugh! He’s so disgusting! Not a single drop of empathy in his entire body.

Empathy is a sin now, didn't you hear? Such a Jesus-loving, Bible-toting man would never commit the sin of empathy.

And Jesus famously hated empathy, as all good Christians know. 🙃

Right right, that famous Jesus quote, "A new command I give you: Hate your enemy and respond accordingly." John 13:34-35

Lets Go Swimming Ronald

Just a weeeeeee push off a bridge.

He's upset. He knows he screwed up. And he knows that we know. He's a jerk.

Fuck yes I want him to go swimming. Preferably in a deep septic tank with no way out. I'll toss him a cinderblock.

Shecky Orange

He's here all week. Regrettably.

Try the roast beef… and tip your wait staff!

Donald Trump can get anal herpes on his lips sucking his fart hole!

The party I throw when we hear he's dead is gonna be YUGE

Well, I don't want him to swim, exactly... 🤞

jezusschristonapogostick I hate that sweaty yambag of crusty used socks

Trumps actions to break the FAA and governing bodies led to fatalities… I thought we call that manslaughter.

well some of his people think he is the Second Coming so they probably would expect him to walk on water

he's going to twist this into his own Reichstag Fire, fucking wait and see.

No... We want you to sink

A literal sociopath. He does not feel human feelings.

Yes, he should swim there.

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I’d pay for him to go swimming if we could tie weights to him.

I can't believe that vile stain was elected. He will never be my president.

That's a job for his Sturgeon General.

He's so stupid.

Yes. Go swimming. Please feel free to feel…something, anything…perhaps human.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social You have an imposter. I've reported and blocked

There is another, "pattonoswaltchat", as well.

I don't see that one. It must be blocked already

Probably. Fun times. 😬

I would actually love that.

This is so twisted and so typical.

He tells it like it is! MAGA loves it!!

I can and I will, will you? Let's show them that WE THE PEOPLE are the real power in this country!

Ah yes, Mr. Compassionate himself. 😡

Yes! VISIT THE WATER.

What a charmer he is 🙄

Moved it Sister

Swim? He won't even go to the beach. Mostly because they keep trying to push him back into the ocean.

Jesus. What's really ominous is realizing he's only been back in the Oval Office for ten days. That and the fact that his cabinet picks are more than likely to be confirmed.

Someone give him a shove, will ya?🤞🏻

He’s a pathetic piece of shit and so are all of his allies/apologists/fascists

I wish he would go for a swim.

Zero chance he knows how to swim or read

EXACTLY

That's some cold shit!!

Don’t see a lot of Bobby Bittman in the internets, this Canuck salutes you

Peepaw needs to take his Geritol and move into assisted living.

He actually said this tonight?!

No one wants to see him in a Speedo! 🤮

No compassion

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social The Titan Submersible Implosion was foreshadowing the US in 2025. A bunch of rich fucks with superiority complexes thinking they know more than they actually do. I hope they all implode and leave the rest of us out of it.

🤦🏽‍♀️

It’s wild - there’s this thin line between comedy and depravity. Comedians walk it all the time; counselors, first responders, etc. We all mostly seem to “get” where the line is. This moral tragedy couldn’t find it with GPS and a physical map. Disgusting.

He's so inspirational 🙄

Doesn't seem like something this globe trotter would say...

I remember this stupidity. I can't believe there are people dumb enough to vote for that conman.

Fuck him

With the fishes, asshole. Swim with the fishes.

Not Bitman, more like an awful awful Tom Dreeson

tRUMP would melt if he got water on him. Maybe one of the White House staff could spill a glass of water on him?

Who's going to save me, the animals?

No, I’d like you to drown, Mr Trump.

I don’t know whether to call him SOB or POS so I’ll compromise & call him SOBPOS

Pedophile felon rapist traitor bigot tRump...please go swimming.

He really only has a concept of a plan to visit the site. It'll never come to pass.

Seriously, how did he win? Are the majority of Americans really THAT awful?

Yes.

Russian & Oligarch influence. FBI director warned we were seeing unprecedented amounts of election interference.

Christ... He's such an unapologetic twat.

Idiot in office... ugh

Yes, the freezing Potomac River, please go enjoy a nice swim.

What a dipshit