Things full of black tar but undeniably adorable

Me, too!

That looks very well-loved.

Totoro always finds his way home

;A;

Was Toto playing "Africa" when you saw the Totoro?

Hey, I'm on the same plane as you! I figured I wouldn't bother you in person, but I'm headed to DC to try to defend special education. Anyway, I hope you're off to something fun!

“The Terminal” sequel, stat!

Oh my heart

what is a totoro exactly?

I don't know if you're being serious but here we go: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Neig...

Thanks for this. I appreciate it. I was serious. I'd never heard of Totoro!

Only the MOST DELIGHTFUL ANIMATED MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Watch it, you won't be sorry!

You've convinced me! Thank you very much! I can do "delightful" with pleasure. 😊

I thought it was a rounded Mexican tamale.

That's equal parts hysterical and delicious.

I think you should pick it up and start shouting, "I have a Totoro here! Who has lost a Totoro! I'm not afraid to use this Totoro!" And see what happens... hilarity I bet!

Immediately read that in Oswalt's voice

You have Patton Oswalt's voice? You should give it back! Unreal the people just picking stuff up they find lying around today. 😉🤪

Hey he's gotten PLENTY of use out of it, he can afford to share for a minute

See, the big one is always falling asleep!

Someone is crushed who doesn't deserve it.

Awww. I hope it finds its owner

Noooo... someone is going to be very sad

At least turn it upright so it doesn't drown in the hell that is T5

Five minute after you left, a B squad was all over that.

Awww

At least someone had impeccable taste in toys. You’d be far better than me at nailing the premise for a “Donnie Two Dolls” bit.

Oh no....🥺

🥺

Welp, looks like you're the protagonist in a Ghibli movie now. Go return it!

This is what happens without Real ID. You are grounded.

He was being Trafficked Rescue Him 😂

Bringing happiness to everyone that sees it.

Pretend it was a maga

TOTORO!!!

Poor totoro. where is cat bus when you really need him?

Rescue it!

It was stuffed with 5 kilos of coke.

Came here to say this. Lol It's full of cocaine 😵‍💫

Oh NO! Totoro down!

Oh noooo! 😢 Someone will be in tears.

😳😭

Don’t be sad, it’s full of drugs

Awww 😔 I left my favorite doll at a bank when I was little and then ANOTHER ONE at a Sear’s audio store. I feel this. 😭

Omg you on Suits, loved it

The poor parents who are gonna have to deal with the kid the rest of the day

What???? U guys ok???

Filled with drugs

Has Trump just been through? Looks like a child's toy

Oh nooo!

This is so tragic...

They were only allowed 2 to 3 stuffies on the plane. New policy.

Oh that poor baby. Or poor 30-something with a hyperfixation. Either way I'm sad for them

Or anyone of any age or type for any reason. It's a very nice plush and it could have been a gift or for themselves and its still sad to lose.

I was mostly trying to be funny in a self-deprecating way, please don't think I was punching down

I didn't think that, no worries. Mostly I wanted to just stress that it's ok for anyone to like cool plushies.

Thanks

That means somebody’s Mom is really sick (but don’t worry, she gets better in the end). Now, if you found a tin of candies, then I would be really worried.

There's a few of us who travel with him. Totoro didn't believe me when I said this wasn't really a rebel base.

This traumatic event happened to my big age 7. If you can, always label your soft toys, and if you find one, gift details to lost and found and help restore to owner. Also true for separated children by fascist governments anywhere.

Soon there will be an underground railroad of veterinarians who risk it all to chip our children. 💔

Also, if the toy is from Build-A-Bear, you can take it to any BAB store and they can scan it and find who it belongs to. It’s like microchips for dogs and cats.

Some child somewhere will be crushed when they realize

Yup. That would do it 😞

💕

I know I'd be disappointed if I lost it, and I'm old. I just got some Totoro keychains last week.

The owner must be found. Time to start a nation wide search. You don't mess with Totoro.

Surprised he wasn't immediately deported.

Totoro will find their way to the home that needs them. All will be well.

I get extremely distressed when I see stuffed animals in distress.

A unique rendering of the Totoro theme song— it’s one of the best animal videos ever. www.google.com/gasearch?q=c...

Someones trip is ruined!

Oh nnnoooo

That's 2kg of coke they won't be getting back.

New security friend!

Same ! Save him

If this post doesn’t result in a unification then the internet has failed

I really hope The Internet does its thing with this one.

I’m sure it’s stuffed with fentanyl, so 1.5m lives saved!

Studio Ghibli now on 100% tariff I guess?

When? What airport? We should blast this everywhere and find them.

Oh no! My Neighbor Totoro!

Some innocent child is the first victim of the foreign movie tariff war

Coming to pick you up up!

Uffff, wouldn’t want to be in the plane with the kid that lost it..

That kid is sadder

Separated at birth?

You have just started writing the best feel good movie of 2026.

i am sure they are sad too Patton. Totoro is their neighbor after all.

I can see in his wide eyes, poor Totoro looks like he needs a friend after that “random security screening”. I guess it’s the cat bus from now on since he’s on the no fly list now. I also have that look on my face in a Boeing window seat though.

Hope it finds its owner

A 30-years old man is sad right now.

My beautiful baby boy.

It was the result of the president’s quota overage

💔

my 30 year old daughter’s stuffed giraffe named mrs brown lost at disney when she was 5 still haunts me. 😭

😢

I lost a little plush at Disney when I was really young, cried like a baby I feel it

💔

Awww that is so sad 😭

Why be sad? Don't you have a new Totoro stuffy now? ;)

I have done this as I am not shy in public: "HEY!!! ANYBODY LOSE A TOTORO? TOTORO?" I wave it above my head. Works every time. My family is relieved when I'm travelling alone.

pick it up

😔

That’s your neighbor Totoro now

Oh NO!!!!!!

Quick, call the cat bus!

Me tooo …

Found: Totoro Plushie Hardly played with. We finally found a six-word story sadder than Baby Shoes.

Hey, that’s my neighbor!

Aw crap now im sobbing in my living room before noon

it could be the start of a big wonderful adventure!

that is exactly what the PA system is for. please tell us this had a happy ending.

OMG that's my neighbor

Damn Acorns get me every time.

Patton you can do a good thing!

😓

This is why Milwaukee’s airport has a Recombobulation Area! www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...

It’s difficult having a heart and empathy. But, don’t ever change.

Ugh, the heartbreak. Can tell by his fuzz he was well-loved. 💔

I understand.

Look at the bright side: free Totoro.

time for a new adventure Totoro!

☂️

Did they leave their shoes too?

Maybe that’s the catbus boarding area?

Nooooooooooooooo poor Totoro

Maybe it belongs to the TSA agent, i get that can be a lonely job.

Did you save him? He needs to continue his travels. With posts.

I pick up lost stuffies when I come across them and put them on Marketplace for months as FOUND in the off chance someone sees the listing. Only had one claimed, and it was worth the effort. The rest I've sent off to LovedBefore with their stories so they can be rehabbed and rehomed.

Maybe this is like the start of one of those lost-dog movies, where it goes on an adventure and eventually makes its way back to its owner

Someone should at least set him upright!

Totoro is under 100g this is a travesty :

Don’t worry CatBus is on it’s way to pick Totoro up.

Welcome to London!

Don’t tell me he’s put 500% tariffs on Totoro 🤬

this is a crime! jokes aside; take it home :sob: also i dont know who this is like, (i have not seen the anime) but i think it is cute

I think he should go on tour with you.

When I was a kid at Disneyland I dropped my little Winnie the Pooh onto the monorail tracks. It's haunted me to this day.

Also, who stopped you from launching yourself out the freaky windows to get him?

Mom

This story will haunt me forever.

Where were you able to drop your plush? What location did this horrific incident happen?

Between The platform and the tracks,I was 4 I think. Got pudding later,that made it all better

Which platform? What year?? This is simply awful!

1971 it was a sunny summer day

Was this at the Tomorrowland station or the hotel station? Did they get the plush for you, or did it get crushed?

You've ruined the joke. I hope you're happy. Now go bother someone else.

Have a freshly borked day!

Now you're doing it too. Not cool Man

Way to retraumatize me Patton.

This would be a good place to mention that I'm reading Zombie Spaceship Wasteland and am so grateful that someone, anyone else appreciated the parallel universe of Barkham Street, Dog and Bully.