Documentary: The Last Days at my Fed job

They'd send HR to measure the square footage of your cubicle. If you went to a community college they'd put you in a slightly smaller cube than people that went to a private college. Consider, all cubes were about 9-16 square feet. Advanced degree let you park a couple of rows closer to the door 😂

I actually went through exactly that process when an evil military contractor acquired the company where I worked. Difference was, I was the "Bob" and interviewers were the "Peters". Used to be they'd interview you and threaten termination to cheat you down on wages. Now they just send an email.

Glengarry Glenross

400 Blows

Citizen Kane. That red stapler is named "Rosebud"

Flashdance.

Um yeah if karma could come take care of the presidential problem we have, that would be great.

The red stapler is a custom made prop. Swingline never made a red stapler until after this movie came out. Fans of the movie kept requesting a red one so they made the Rio Red 747 Business Stapler which became one of their most successful products.

Office Space

Office Space

You would know the answer if you did your TPS report.

PC Load letter?! What the F does that mean?!!

It should be required watch to graduate from high school 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Office space Classic!

Ask the Bobs.

Are we all just gonna jump to conclusions here?

Tombstone, ain't it?

What movie ISN'T this from?!

I hope that stapler is in a museum somewhere.

Office Space?

Alexander the Great (1956)

youtu.be/SPXUDw_LlNA

...did you finish those TPS reports yet?

Look man, the swingline doesn't bind up as much ok? Everyone knows this.

How to inspire an Office Arsonist.

"Office Space"

Office Space

If I remember, he loses something important to him by people who under estimated him and he burned down their empire. So...John Wick?

Office Space, the new cult movie! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

"about a boy(and his stapler)" - Harlan Ellison /s

Les misérables.

Yeah I can see that 🤣🤣

Star Wars Episode 18, "May The Stapler Be With You"

Space Office. The story of a hapless office worker that was mistakenly launched into space, but his bosses still wanted him to do his job remotely…in the Space Office! Staring Zach Galfananacuses(?)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgRF...

Goodfellas

Bridge on the River Kwai

Office Space

The best documentary of all time “Office Space”!

The most meaningful one.

I went to an animation film festival in NYC waaaaay back in the day, and the animated short of MILTON was a highlight. Then, years later, it was fleshed out into this film.

The Red Stapler Diaries

Indiana Jones and the Raja of the Red Stapler

Thelma and Louise

Office Space😁

Trump Admin 2?

Falling Down, obviously.

The prequel to Falling Down.

A Time to Kill

Office Space. Red stapler!

Office Space!

The Little Mermaid

The Matrix

Office Space. Stephen Root. Fun Fact: that movie got Slimline to *make* a red stapler…!

Office space

YES !!

Behind The Red Stapler: The Milton Waddums Story

The giveaway is a red Swingline stapler.

The Longest Day

Saving Private Ryan.

"I was told that I could listen to radio at a reasonable volume..."

Car wash

Office Space! He took that red stapler with him to Fiji and still couldn't get any service.

Office Space!!!

The Office

I own one of those staplers.

The older I get the more I realize he was the most relatable of them all 🥲😅

Hook

This isn’t a serious question is it ? 😂😂😂 Come on At least post a scene that isn’t the quintessential scene as the clue Anyway Yeah I have my flair though

Gets better everytime you watch it!!!

Office Space!

Butterfly Effect

Idiocracy.

Office Space.

Office Space

I currently own a red swingline stapler as a token of my service to the Industry. This move was sooooo spot on.

"...gonna put strychnine in the guacamole"

Die hard

No, Die Hard was the Christmas Special.

Office Space is so quintessential about corporate culture.

Classic

Letterkenny 🥰

Dodge Ball?!!

Maybe office space

The office

Who framed Benjamin Buttons

You forgot to put the cover sheet on your TPS report.

One of my favorites, Office Space. The people to cake ratio is too high

Barry, season three.

Classic movie. Makes me wanna run out and buy a red swing line stapler

I did after watching the movie. My stapler!

37 pieces of flare

Red hats are flare now. Same sentiments.

Sadly they are Also stupidly to lol

Ugh stupidity to. Dumb autocorrect. 🙄

This 🤣🤣

Milton: "I used to have my desk by a window. I watched the squirrels. They were married."

🤣🤣

Maga's reply: No way. I refuse to believe it. Ha ha, you're jumping to a conclusion based on a 2-second scene. Plus, it's obviously photoshopped...(and here's where maga throws in an insult about your intelligence, empathy, and assumed cultural background).

🤣🤣

And they assume the red stapler is a MAGa stapler.

🤣🤣🤣 (only if it says "Made in China" on it)

💀🤣

The Princess Diaries

the belko experiment

Tron.

Did you not get the memo?

Office Space

Frozen

Dodge Ball

Obviously this is from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. You can tell in this scene just how much Freddie Prinze Jr really let himself go in between the original and the sequel. *breaks character*…I love Office Space.

Office Space. Actually one of my favorites. Fun fact: Swingline didn't carry red staplers at the time, the one in movie was specially painted at an auto body shop for the movie.

Terminator Table read with Arnold's stunt double, going over the "I'll be back" line. This is take 93, not bad for a newbie.

I keep thinking Man in the High Castle and I can't get passed that.

Life

Office Space 🤍

The Stapler with Rob Schneider

Office Space!

I believe that's called Office Space, and that's the office worker that gets treated like garbage and snaps, burning the place down.

Office Space - a classic!

Ok. But this is the last straw.

'Two Chicks at the Same Time, Man'

Office Space

Another great movie. Office Space

Yes, I am in charge of ordering the office supplies.

LOL. I cannot see this and not think of Get Smart 2008. There is a scene where Dwayne Johnson staples something to David Koechner's forehead, and man, the noises he made!!

Classic!

Office Space. One of my favs.

One of the best movies. Office Space 🍿

Office space of course 🦋💙

Mighty Milton. Staples, sells the red stapler.

Someone at work stole my rolls royce of staplers and my colleagues thought it would be funny to write me a ransom note with this guys picture on it

That IS funny… sorry you lost a great tool! I hope the ransom letter at least cheered you a tiny bit.

I still miss that stapler. It never turned up.

Conclave

I was at the Physical therapy counter making my next appt and saw the red stapler and said “that’s a nice stapler” all slow like and the lady slowly reached over and moved it away from me staring me down the whole time. Hilarious.

Office Space!

"It's My Stapler" 1999

The Apprentice

Eyes Wide Shut

The Chainsaw Masque

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Office space.

That’s my stapler.

My swingline stapler.

Dracula's Daughter

When the film was made, the Swingline stapler company did not make a red stapler, so the film's props department had to mock up some. After the movie, Swingline got so many requests for red staplers that they started making them. It is now the company's second best selling product.

I wouldn’t say I’m missing it Bob;)

Office Space was brilliant.

I dunno but he needs more flair!

Pretty sure it’s Super Troopers 🙃

Babe

Willard

Office Space.

If you labelled your dvd's you would not have this problem.

I have it on VHS;)

Office Space..a classic!

Too easy, not gonna answer.

Office Max: The Musical

One of the funniest movies EVER! "I believe you have my stapler."

Yeeeeaaaaahhhh, I'm gonna have to saaaayyyy...Office Space.

All the Presidents Men

Its from a documentary abt the adverse effects of workplace dehumanization & cubicle farms. How "working" its not an optimal state for humans. I think the documentary is called Work Spaces or Office Space. Something like that. Its for the same documentary maker who made Idiocracy, he's a visionary

That kind of werk mentality is especially prevalent in Japan

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays

Death of a Printer

I think it was a fax machine.

Whatever it was, it certainly did not have enough flair

Office Space

Superman. I'm pretty sure that's superman isn't it.

Unbroken

Office space

Falling Down.

One of my favs

Office space 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Watching this after work on those "bad days", was like therapy! Milton was the real star.🤣

Office Space, starring Ron Livingston. And some chick named Jennifer something-or-other.

That’s obviously from “Swingline: The Movie.”

Office Space.

Forbidden Love: He thought red hot love meant nails and lips... And then he learned about staplers

Aladdin

All the President's Men

OFFICE SPACE - one of my absolute favorite movies! It's hilarious (in case there's anyone out there who hasn't seen it)! I seldom laugh out loud at popular comedies, but this one makes me really laugh. Oh, I also love "Groundhog Day"

Office space

It's the prequel to The Man in the High Castle

Office Space. Absolute legend.

Have You Seen My Stapler

Boogie Nights

Office Space. Duh.

How did you hack my webcam

Office Space? Been a while since I saw it though. Not sure.

My stapler. Who knew such a brief line could mean so much

This was a great movie and every time I see him in another movie I say “there’s the red stapler guy”!

Office Space... one of my favorite movies! I even have my very own red Swingline!

MY STAPLERRRRRR